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Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related
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Mortin Shart
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Nice Canadian tuxedo faggot
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Interrupting this to drop some more IRL pooners! And hopefully deliver some inspiration to the very talented art fags in here!
Please note the pronoun pin, lmao!
Very masc to hate yourself so much that you pierce you face a half dozen places!
And my personal favorite…
Can we get a “YOULL GET THERE LIL POONER!”
Please note the pronoun pin, lmao!
Very masc to hate yourself so much that you pierce you face a half dozen places!
And my personal favorite…
Can we get a “YOULL GET THERE LIL POONER!”
Alouatta Simia Belzebul
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I'm new to the site (besides having lurked on some other threads before this one), who is that? In the meantime I'm assuming it's finster, but that wouldn't be much of a counterpoint.
Holy crap. She literally is a pooner! What a great find.
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why anal if she's still pre op though
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They'd probably find it as gender affirming or whatever. I'd imagine a pooner wouldn't want to use their vagina. That'd be gay as fuck.
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Plenty of them do use it for PIV sex which is headspinningly retarded.
As for why do anal sex with a pooner?
Some guys have just watched too much porn. Anal sex have become normalized.
Chocola
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Fujo here. Do you really think we care about how realistic yaoi is to irl fags? Do you maybe want us to include descriptions of poopoo too?
It's a media made for women and by women. Lots of works (omegaverse for example) literally make bottoms to be fertile, with wombs and breasts. The only "male" left is visual. Since fujos are fat and ugly, it's depressing to read love stories about dreamy men fucking thin, cute girls. But other males are not seen as rivals, so in yaoi you get het relationship without being reminded what a failure of a woman you are.
However, pooners love poisoning fanfiction well with their inclusive trans stories, which are very annoying, as it turns yaoi into het with an ugly girl on T.
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This one screams "I'm obsessed with soft uwu yaoi bois but I'm heterosexual and I don't want to scare all men away" to me.
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This is literally the equivalent of that canuck guy who just won the women's weightlift competition without even bothering to shave let alone having long hair and makeup.
Are those implant scars in the bikini pic?
Gonna go with GOTIS/attention whore if not outright ethot. The r/bois sub has been invaded with pooners who all have an OF or make it clear they are looking for attention to compensate for their abysmal self-esteem.
And lol, lmao even at the "extremely feminine" look, that's literal pornstar makeup.
Too bad we're going thru a titty holocaust here.
She was kinda pretty in X-men 3, not hot, "pretty", but yeah its kinda sad in a melancholic way because she was one of 'the' actresses of the millennial generation and between aging like shit, going wokenuts and now trooning out it has also become a stark example of the degradation of our generation, tho zoomers are already surpassing us in insanity, hats off to that.
Holy shit, wait until you end up in an actual fight my dood.
Whatever you do don't fall down, girls might get some help but doods get stomped, specially lanky manlets.
That pic on the right, is it AI or they recreated that hentai shit?
Its always self-criticism of a community that hits the hardest.
For all the shit poltards say about the jews the things you will hear about jews and their culture from other jews its 100 times worse anything the average naziboo on the internet will say.
Go on, I'm listening.
6 years, post-op and still looks like that?
F on the chat my dood.
I bet she never even got groped, let alone raped.
Do you want him to get a stroke or what?
No MTF would ever draw a character like alice who is literally a bodybuilding-looking mf with a dress, a wig and a permanent boner, literally the AGP meme.
What, because they are/were women? are you seriously simping for pooners? how can you after looking at this whole thread still believe these people are any less deranged than MTF trannies?
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That's sad. She could look like a proper 8/10 cutie.
She doesn't even have to do much; just don't poison your body with T.
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That’s funny, because I see: “I’m QUEER! Totally unlike those other chicks who are chubby and boring. Did I tell you I’m Queer? And gay!”
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Love the energy of this thread, hasn't been this involved since the Chris arrest. We'll get there, doods!
Edit: Alternate Thread Title, The Binder of Isaac: After-Op
Edit: Alternate Thread Title, The Binder of Isaac: After-Op
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Depends. Can their fake dicks get hard?
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If they have an implant installed to pump it up by squeezing their Ballsack Labia. And if the implant doesn't split out of the rotdog because its just a tube of rolled up fat, skin and arteries with no internal structure to support the implant.
And if the rotdog doesn't just rot off first, then maybe, if they're lucky.
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Do we have pics or medical stories on this? Imagine an FtM going to town on some girl only for their pooner boner to just come off.
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That dude was based af though. While looking like this, he crushed the women's record by like a 100lb. Now the best part: that record was held by an ugly, doughy troon. Imagine Rhys McKinnon as a powerlifter (maybe ... don't). Said Troon exploded into a pile of salt afterwards while trying to still justify why it's okay when he does it.
Since the bearded man is an accomplished coach, and a member of the committee of whatever that particular weightlifting league is, I am 99% sure he did that because he cares about his female trainees and is sick and tired of this shit.
Since the bearded man is an accomplished coach, and a member of the committee of whatever that particular weightlifting league is, I am 99% sure he did that because he cares about his female trainees and is sick and tired of this shit.
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They certainly can! Just gotta flop it into a hard dildo sort of device and you’re good to go!
It’s sort of like a strap on, but with extra, 100.000$ surgery steps.
there are plenty of stories about the implants FTMs put in their rotdog piercing the skin and coming out, since they’re not really designed for female anatomy.