Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

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These pooners here
 
I'm probably very biased, but I sometimes do it because I've seen a significant amount of FtMs that troon out because they think it will help them skirt around misogyny or they have an extremely low self-image and hate themselves for being women. It's even sadder if they had a history of abuse.

Don't get me wrong however, most of them are still fujos and want to bring their yaoi fantasy to reality, but I've still noticed the fetish levels are somewhat lower than male troons, probably because women have a lower sex drive than men.
You don't think think that there aren't many autistic men who troon out merely because they think they will be treated nicer and have their feelings cared about if they're women?

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This pic also shows that trooning out IS a fetish to most of these Zoomer women since they're doing it to get into gay men's pants.
 
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Feels like I could write an effortpost about how innately feminine all their tattoo choices are. This is all just so bizarre to see, the only one you might see on a genuine male would be the panther, but even then everyone would ask him if it's a black thing
Perhaps this is a topic more suited for like the Dr. Sneed thread or whatever, but this image really just spurred me to think about this:
Something the pooner memes get right is how freakishly flat chested pooners are. Even when not accentuated by the massive fat so many of them have, so like this one here with a more normal BMI, it stands out that they are practically the Kansas of chests. This is not how fit or even skinny men look. And fat guys do in fact have boobs of a sort so it still stands out on the pudgecake ones. As a foremost appreciator of the male form, I find this really offputting. And it really brings out the hip curves when there's practically a concave slope right above it. Its incredibly uncanny. And this picture is like the least bad example of it and its still the first thing I notice.
 
"And as they did eat, (s)he said, Verily I say unto you, that one of you shall betray me.
And they (The doods) were exceeding sorrowful, and began every one of them to say unto "him", Lord, is it I?
And (s)he answered and said, He that dippeth his hand with me in the tuna dish, the same shall betray me.
The Son of (Real) man goeth as it is written of him: but woe unto that man by whom the Son of man is betrayed! it had been good for that (wo)man if he had not been born.
Then Alice, which betrayed him, answered and said, Master, is it I? (S)he said unto him, Thou hast said.
And as they were eating, Poonsus took the breadyboi, and blessed it, and brake it, and gave it to the doods, and said, Take, eat; this is my phallo."
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Decided to make some Fanart of this Holy dood
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Behold! Aidenus Nazarenus Rex Poonarum
If God is real, I'm so fucked.
 
Philosophy Tube, british tranny faggot who may or may not have raped/sexually assaulted American tranny faggot ContraPoints. "Choob" refers to his cock.
oh its that one, i know him, his retardation gets posted in tranny threads here all the time
where does the "choob" name come from? exaggerated pronounciation of "tube"?
 
It's so surreal when I recognize those ads in Vancouver's public transportation, and finally witness a meme version of it, you know when the college's marketing team has made it, when it's being memed on. And to the marketing designer is reading this; congratulations!
Too bad about this one - she'd be a super-cute baby dyke if only she hadn't done teetus deletus. Still looks better than a lot of the other IRL pooners featured in this thread.

...are baby dykes even still a thing? Or all they all pooners and enbies anymore?
The tomboy to poon pipeline truly lives on it's man-made consequences, where this peculiar creation almost could've fooled me for a irl tomboy.
The pooner is the most disturbing thing I have seen in a very long time.
Even worse if you witness one as one of your college classmates, most soul-crushing annoying thing to be disturbed with, like looking at dreadful face that used to be once a normal girl before it pooned out.
Because the poon is like 18 year old at animation class, I thought she was a government CSISnigger asset because of her early indoctrination of being skilled at what she's trying to study so that she graduates pushing her pooning narrative.
 
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