Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Space Police]

Lil' Pooner talks to Poondrew Tate (not mine):

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Is it possible to get rotdogs removed? I know the details of the MTF surgery but I'm fuzzy on the FTM. Is there anything left under there? Could it be corrected?

They can remove the fleshroll, unless the clitoris has been "buried" in it, which some of them go for. Some of them also have their vaginas completely incised and the opening sewn shut, which is not a reversible procedure.

Basically, once you've crossed the Troonbicon, you cannot ever go back. Alea iacta est.

 

[pork and beans]

oc pooner for all the #manly doods out there...

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

thats interesting, because i dont think ive ever seen a female to male make or like any sort of parody of trans ftm, like the wojaks ACK and all those equally horrid ms paint edits they always want to be cute anime girls
really wonder what is the psychology and meaning of ftm making these and mtf often getting heavily upsed over any sort of mocking or parody, drawing, meme or just misgendering

Wow, you're so deep and stuff. In fact, you reminded me of a crucial point.

Spoiler: I cannot emphasize this enough.

 

[Shard]

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That audio is from a Snapcube video. This one. I think. Don't watch it, it's too long.

Doesn't surprise me that their fans would be trannies. Makes me wonder why I'm even a Sonic fan when I hate the shit so many other Sonic fans do.

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Living a life of comfort makes you weak and cowardly. Makes you look like a fully grown adult baby. That would explain pretty much everything about a tranny's mentality.

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

Got another IRL pooner for ya, but this is a spicy one!

DID POONER LADIES AND GENTS!

stash / jhonen on TikTok

they literally say UwU #didsystem #dissociativeidentitydisorder

vm.tiktok.com

Christ, she looks like the FTM counterpart of that creepy "orc girlfriend" troon who's been mentioned in the Tranny Sideshows and Kevin Gibes threads a few times. Just needs to get a few heckin' validating jaw and brow implants to complete the look.

 

[Fapcop]

Dang it!

Why did we have to get featured??

This was such a chill little thread, where everybody knew the regular posters.

Now? It feels like your favorite little, local cafe got featured in some ungodly hipster magazine, and it’s so crowded by tourists and faggots snapping selfies that you have to wait forever for your espresso.

 

[Tard Whisperer]

Little pooner tugged too hard

 

[Niggs Monaghan]

Happy Trans Day of Vengeance, kiwixisters. Have a cursed kiwipooner.

 

[Frogget-me-not]

Spoiler: Various images of the pooner in question

 

[Kalsarikännit]

happy national boyfriend day to my canadian bald butch d*kef*g slutty-tank-top adhd gender-studies ass Boy(not a boy)friend...

2023 (fetish) word generator.

Also, very masc pose + nosering + emoji hearts, men always do that!

 

[Procrastinhater]

Drawing these things is like a disease- you just can't stop.

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Thats awesome. Sorry I missed it first time round.

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teddit

Spoiler: Copypaste

Hey I’m 19 FTM. I’ve been on t for over a year and I’m very much passing, (about 99 percent of the time) I met this guy on a kink app and thought about having a dynamic with him. He is in his 40s let’s just call him J. He knew that I am trans because it said on my bio. I assumed he was at the very least bisexual because I sound and look like a cis male. After meeting him and having some drinks he told me his son is my age. He also said that people in the restaurant we were in probably thought I was “his daughter”. That really rubbed me the wrong way x2. He also works with young people like myself that have mental health issues. He kept calling me she and I don’t know if it was pure disrespect or what. I asked him if he was straight and he said “what even is straight?”. He quite literally beat me with a stick and took a picture of me and was pressuring me to take my binder off but I didn’t. I didn’t use a safe word because I was too drunk to remember what word he said to use. I’ve been feeling bad/gross about it for awhile. I did consent but it feels so wrong. Should I block him? What are your opinions on this?

r/ftm pooner is poontarded.

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Totes passing bro

Christ you can fucking tell its a woman just from a zoomed in image of the corner of her bottom lip.
Its hopeless Doods.

 

[cybertoaster]

Steven Universe pooners:

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TikTok responds to pooners:
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Pooner shirts:
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Days of Boyhood on pooners:

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You can feel the asshurt from across the pond.

I'll raise you about 14 years. 'Member "Just one of the Guys"...?

Spoiler: PG-13 in 1985 be like...

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Nice tits ngl.

Ayden and Gunther appreciation post

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Spoiler: Autism

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Fan art
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So are we gonna talk about Ayden's massive rack?

Sonipu! Go out and poon to the extreme!
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Pokemon pooners:
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Someone made a pooner sculpture:
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Binding of Isaac, pooner version:
https://www.reddit.com/gallery/rxmwku
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Someone has to make that pooner song.

Pooners remind me of fluffy ponies. Anyone else remember that? Their tiny, cutesy proportions and extreme naiveté juxtaposed with gore and suffering, clearly drawn with strange malice behind it.

Same, plus the fluffy community its infested with LGBT, wouldnt be surprised if there's an overlap between fluffy and pooner artists.

Can’t draw worth shit, so I think I’ll just concentrate on finding IRL pooners and post that here.

Like this one:

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HECKIN VALID MAH DOOD!

Here’s a valid dood who likes to make handmade skirts and pose in a masc way!

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I sort of "get it" why radfem are so assmad at MTF trannies having this anime girl idea of womanhood.

This and when FTM trannies demand to be sent to women's prison, I thought they wanted to be with the doods? wouldn't it be like their yaoi comics having sex all day eh?

 

[Inside your walls]

Bit late but here's Jersh's pooner segment from his recent MATI.

ngl bit surreal to see your own art shown to many lol

 

[CaptainRockall]

In defence of Pooners, here's a Demmycwat:

https://twitter.com/waltermasterson/status/1641191802269999105

 

[Bitch I eat people]

I saw a pooner at Target today! Lil dude had the biggest natural lips I've seen on a white person. I smelled him first, then when I turned the corner in storage there he was. Smelled like a tuna that was mixed with raw ground beef. Maybe 5 foot tall with the poof hair and a little trans flag pin and everything.
I told the wife it was a sign, but she still won't let me crochet a lil dood.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Pooner Advisory Video

Attention Pooners! On this Trans Day of Visibility, we want you to know that we support you in your quest to be the Mayunliest Mayun you can be, and as such have put together this Informational Video to aid you!

Local Archive

Just watch the Advisory Video for some Manly Inspiration, follow the simple tips you can find on our Discord, and you too can be a Mayunly Mayun, as Manly even as King Pooner Page



... Ok this might not be working.
Maybe we should go back to the drawing board... how about maybe learning to Grill with the Boys first?

...and she's wearing fucking oven gloves to BBQ with...

This is hopeless Doods.

 

[DumbDude43]

... Ok this might not be working.
Maybe we should go back to the drawing board... how about maybe learning to Grill with the Boys first?
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...and she's wearing fucking oven gloves to BBQ with...

This is hopless Doods.

everything about this is just perfect
>the dead-eyed forced smile
>the oven gloves on her hands but she's shirtless for some reason
>the vegan grill with no meat

 

[CaptainRockall]

Enjoy a Tranny Beer - A Bud Shite with Dylan....

https://twitter.com/OliLondonTV/status/1642270770146541568

 

[Constellationzero]

everything about this is just perfect
>the dead-eyed forced smile
>the oven gloves on her hands but she's shirtless for some reason
>the vegan grill with no meat

Are those even oven gloves. Because they look like welding gauntlets.

Heckin' valid--DOOOOOOOD!

Also: Propane? Jesus Christ...