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Pooner can't do anything in peace without being heckled!
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Law said:
If you were exposed to pornography when you were 8 cause mum and dad gave you the iPad would you be curious about sex, or terrified? If all the boys in your school were Andrew Tate fans, would you want to have sex with them? If you had to deal with your male peers collecting and sharing revenge pornography, being convinced that females enjoy being strangled and spit on, thinking that anal sex is an expected and normal part of heterosexual relationships, and thinking that pain during sex is normal, would you want to pursue relationships with them? If you live in a state where abortion is illegal, would you want to risk pregnancy? If you have to witness everyone in your school mocking a girl for being a "slut" and a "whore" cause she decided to have sex, would you want to be next?
Women might have an easier time finding men to have sex with them because it's easier to find a man with low/no standards. But at what cost? The risk/reward ratio is off.
The pooner is driven by fear. They fear being hurt by men, they fear being hurt by sex, so they run from it like a house on fire.
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stop it youre making me feel sympy here... and i try to have no sympy

EDIT: im gonna start calling my dog my pooner lmfao
 
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BlaireWhitesBottom2 said:
I just keep on saying the phrase "pooooooneeerr" and laughing because the word is so stupid lol theyre so cute with their little wispy beards
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for me it is the word doood!!!. it is so stupid but fun to say all the time. pooners are having a negative affect on me.
 
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TremendousBoredom said:
Tzimisce metamorphosist embraced GRS doctor pushing the boundaries of gender identity when?
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Pooner vampire mod to VTMB 2

Unter pooner gradually rises ranks by diablerizing other pooners and stitches on bigger fake dong, humans are just pooners to live in sewers and pollute social media to behave like good ghouls.

Since VTMB 2 is already halfway there and has 41% chance of coming out
 
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Holy shit. Holy fucking shit.
So, I'm one of the advocates for this thread being reserved for little pink doods and their wacky adventures. But I just had an IRL pooner encounter and it's taking everything I have not to lose my shit. I'm at a convinence store to get smokes and I see someone who has the Dood starter pack. Literal fucking dyed blue hair, gauges, dressed in vaguely "masculine" clothing but betrayed by female fat distribution and hips that even trying for fatgender isn't hiding.
And there's an adult with them who has that look that once you've worked in the industry? You can clock as group home worker who is just done with a client's bullshit.

And then I see their face.

DOWNS. SYNDROME. POONER.

And their poor worker had to keep her from having a spergout at getting misgendered by the indian clerk who clearly had no idea that despite tits they were talking to a "man".
I had to work with a MTF troon in a group home when I was in the industry and they were fucking vile to have to deal with. So I can only fucking imagine what they've had to deal with from this Very Special and Valid Dood.

Holy fucking fuck this just made my goddamn day.
 
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Law said:
If you were exposed to pornography when you were 8 cause mum and dad gave you the iPad would you be curious about sex, or terrified? If all the boys in your school were Andrew Tate fans, would you want to have sex with them? If you had to deal with your male peers collecting and sharing revenge pornography, being convinced that females enjoy being strangled and spit on, thinking that anal sex is an expected and normal part of heterosexual relationships, and thinking that pain during sex is normal, would you want to pursue relationships with them? If you live in a state where abortion is illegal, would you want to risk pregnancy? If you have to witness everyone in your school mocking a girl for being a "slut" and a "whore" cause she decided to have sex, would you want to be next?
Women might have an easier time finding men to have sex with them because it's easier to find a man with low/no standards. But at what cost? The risk/reward ratio is off.
The pooner is driven by fear. They fear being hurt by men, they fear being hurt by sex, so they run from it like a house on fire.
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this is it. this is the ftm epidemic.

also, literally just wear briefs if you want to put a pad on them. jesus
 
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Meiwaku said:
Wow those images of Alice being a tard Wrangler are actually true. who knew.
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So, having worked in the industry, you see a lot of fresh out of school feminine girls who think they're going to make amazing progress and really help improve people's lives who end up running away the moment they see their first tardrage tantrum. Or you see bitter older women who have been doing this for over a decade and despite being cis? Look like Alice. But Alice as a wrangler? Totally fucking tracks.

DumbDude43 said:
how the fuck does that happen
are downies allowed internet access in their tard homes? are they even capable of using it on their own and understanding what's going on? can they even read and write?
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Depending on the tardhome? Yeah, they have internet access. And depending on how heavily affected they are, they can completely understand how to use the internet and read what they're seeing. And if you try to stop them from looking at shit? As long as they're not looking at CP or other illegal shit, you can't legally stop them because it's their "right".

So it entirely tracks that they could get groomed.
The MtF I had to deal with was more just a case of a mix of sped, gay, and schizo. They were identifying as gay male when I worked with them despite occasionally claiming to have a vagina occasionally. Apparently after they aged out of the program they fully trooned out legally, but no house in the agency I worked with wanted to put them with women and every house they tried to place them with men? The other residents got immensely creeped out. No clue what ended up happening to them.
 
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