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Should I stop posting references and in progress / linework alongside the finished drawings? I personally like it when people do this but should probably stop if it is creating too much visual clutter.
No it looks great lined up like that, with the reference, lineart, and finished drawing. Keep it up, these are great!
 
Alexander H. Stephens: O.G. Tuna Pooner?

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All pooner soccer team (which is heccin’ valid and manly, dood!) loses to men’s soccer team 8-1. But look at how masculine they look?!? Would love for someone to make a pooner drawing of the first pic.
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Follow-up to pooner soccer team:
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Speaking of which, I don't think it's been discussed enough how ridiculous packers are. When I lived in Seattle, there was this "female only" sex toy shop chain called Babeland. Went in once with a girlfriend just for laughs, and there was a literally WALL of packers. The vast majority of them were bigger than most normal dicks when hard. It's delusion made flesh silicone.
 
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So at this point? We've all seen this one. It's a classic of pooner art. And on /tttt/, any time it shows up someone inevitably has an attack of the sad at the fate of the liddle dood.

But no one can conclusively answer the question...why did the little pooner need putting down? Was he not valid enough? Did he bite someone in a T induced roidrage?
So I put this question to you, Kiwis....why did his pooner need putting down?
 
Testosterone literally turned this one pink
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What a weird looking body. It looks like she has a second pair of tits near her armpits. Her ribcage is so SMALL! look how far her shoulders go beyond it and those flaring hips. looking at the size of the head im guessing she has to be something like 5 feet.
Obligatory ear gauges just prove its social contagion or they would actually have different styles. All these pooners look made in a factory.
 
So I put this question to you, Kiwis....why did his pooner need putting down?
I hit up Simone de Beauvoir's ghost on the Luigi board and she told me a mercy killing was the only way.
Is it not obviously true that what you identify as in your head does not by itself change how people are attracted to you?
It's obviously true if you're not insane and delusional. These women are severely mentally ill, many of them have experienced traumatic pasts.
 
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