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Here’s the most unironically pooner thing I’ve seen all day:

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For those wondering what a text only pooner would look like, there ya go!
 
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Wendy Wheelchair said:
Follow-up to pooner soccer team:
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Speaking of which, I don't think it's been discussed enough how ridiculous packers are. When I lived in Seattle, there was this "female only" sex toy shop chain called Babeland. Went in once with a girlfriend just for laughs, and there was a literally WALL of packers. The vast majority of them were bigger than most normal dicks when hard. It's delusion made flesh silicone.
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When I went to Toys in Babeland it was just a local shop (afaik it's not a chain unless they've franchised since then) and it was the same. It's probably still like that too lol. A meager book/magazine section full of groomer type shit, a bunch of different kinds of rubbers by the door (AIDS was worse then and there was/is a particularly disgusting bath house very close by*), and then like, over half the entire retail space was dedicated to dildongs and harnesses.
I haven't been there in a long time but last I heard they were in hot water for selling binders to kids since it's definitely an 18+ establishment.

*One of the bath houses featured in the infamous Salo thread- not a KF thread, Google it for the pdf. Lol
 
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Fapcop said:
Here’s the most unironically pooner thing I’ve seen all day:

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For those wondering what a text only pooner would look like, there ya go!
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I don't understand how looking at this text block doesn't trigger more dysphoria than her tits. She could look like Tom Selleck and I'd still clock her two "words" into her writing.
 
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Fapcop said:
Here’s the most unironically pooner thing I’ve seen all day:

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For those wondering what a text only pooner would look like, there ya go!
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PyrrhicRustle said:
I don't understand how looking at this text block doesn't trigger more dysphoria than her tits. She could look like Tom Selleck and I'd still clock her two "words" into her writing.
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TRUSCUM GET OUT :mad:
PBR Streetgang said:
When I went to Toys in Babeland it was just a local shop (afaik it's not a chain unless they've franchised since then)
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There were a couple in Seattle (I think some of them closed during the pandemic), but they also have 3 in New York City.
PBR Streetgang said:
AIDS was worse then and there was/is a particularly disgusting bath house very close by
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Club Z. The aforementioned thread post is here, an article titled "Sex, Meth, Love, and War, and the Long-Lost History of a Hundred-Year-Old Building". BTW, the building was never demolished and I believe still stands today, lol.
PBR Streetgang said:
over half the entire retail space was dedicated to dildongs and harnesses
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Penis envy is totally not a thing, guys! It's very normal for more than half of the retail space in a woman-focused sex shop to be dedicated to packers and strap-ons!!! SUPER normal and woman-centric!
Found this IRL pooner explaining "gender euphoria" which is supposedly triggered by the very common male activity that every manly man does of "showing off body hair"

 
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Inside your walls said:
I've had a similar idea of drawing a pooner version of Goddess Kali (with having skirt made out of penises and having a necklace made out of other pooners while standing on an Alice, who'd be the Shiva in the drawing), but this should suffice.
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I was raised hindu and I love this so much. The only thing is that maybe give her the long tongue that instead of grabbing demon blood grabs period blood
 
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Inspired by a lovely well-meaning and enviably oblivious comment on a pooner's post top surgery YouTube video.

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Law said:
OK - this is a gross question that I'll regret asking, but what do they do with the "stand to pee" devices when they're done with them? Are they disposable? Do they rinse them out in the sink? Do they just carry around nasty pieces of whizzed-on plastic all day?
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You rinse them out in the sink, and when you get home you can put them in the dishwasher or rinse them in boiling water. They usually come in a resealable washable plastic bag, so if you don't have anywhere to put them (eg if you're on a heccin manly wild camping trip dood) you can keep it sealed up until you find somewhere you can wash it. Kind of like menstrual cups.
At least, that's what you're supposed to do. Pooner hygiene habits notwithstanding.
 
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Wendy Wheelchair said:
Found this IRL pooner explaining "gender euphoria" which is supposedly triggered by the very common male activity that every manly man does of "showing off body hair"
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oh jesus, THIS girl, "fuzzz99". im surprised she doesnt have a thread of her own, everything ive read about her sounds like an absolutely shitshow. back in the day, fat ugly girls were just loud and annoying for attention, but now they have a platform to be even more loud and annoying for attention, but for the entire world.
 
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