Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

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Hongourable Madisha said:
Maybe Alice is punishing li'l pooner for stealing her stripy thigh high socks to use as a poonsack.
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l'il Pooner was after the residual boysmell from before Alice got on E. But hearing it made Alice dysphoric, so she decided to validate Poonbro with some manly aggression.
It'll break a bunch of his liddle bones, but he'll be happy about it once/if he recovers.
 
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Adding a local copy of this because its gonna get nuked from YouTube so hard lol.
I'm amazed its still up, probaɓly because no one take Pooners seriously lol, if it was about troons it would have already been banished to the Wrongthink Realm
 
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Nanashi no kiwi said:
I also recall reading anecdotes suggesting that pooners gravitate to the Air Force since it's less physically demanding, but I can't find any links from a cursory search, so take that for what it's worth.
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Sissyagamben said:
Not likely, none of irl pooners I know of have jobs that’s even close to manly. You’d think to be a real man they’d at least pretend to want to go in construction, forestry, etc etc, but no, it’s either a barista that asks you what milk alternative you’d like, or some sort of grifting “artist” that do extremely feminine “arts.” The manliest is a bus”boy”, that’s as close to a boy as she can get.
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I think I've known 5 pooners - instead of just seeing them out and about - & this made me realise that only one of them had a job - graphic designer.

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Nanashi no kiwi said:
I can't find it no matter how hard I google, but I clearly remember reading an article from the past year or two about trans US military members that had a photo of a fairly ripped Aiden (I'm assuming she'd done a cycle or two of gear on top of HRT) – I think she was in the Army. I also recall reading anecdotes suggesting that pooners gravitate to the Air Force since it's less physically demanding, but I can't find any links from a cursory search, so take that for what it's worth.

I imagine the more genetically gifted pooners can pass the physical requirements through the power of exogenous testosterone, but obviously the number of individuals who can reach that bar are limited. I don't reckon the pooners featured in this thread would be too strongly drawn to the military life anyway – it's one thing to cut off your titties and sew a frankendick over your cooch, and another thing altogether to sign yourself over to Uncle Sam for the opportunity to get raped by ragheads, or more likely your fellow servicemenpersons.
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How is high G force going to work with a phalo?
 
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CrispyLegs said:
SAVE HER :spudking:View attachment 5109015
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"Ashe was a happy poonlet. He was his seahorse daddy's favorite, and knew that he would grow up big and strong and become a manly man. But unlike his daddy, he had a boring mastectomy pattern, so his owner threw him out. But he'd show the mean tall man. He snuck back in through the cat door. The big house was scary, but he was a brave dood! He would show the big scary man that he was a valid dood!.

He explored the kitchen, everything big and tall. One day, he would be that tall, and mog all his bros. But for that he'd need....what did he smell?! GUMMI WORMS!? T?!?.
Ashe knew he had to have it. His big poony eyes didn't see the worms, but he could smell them....so he waddled to where he smelled the wonderful smell. But being a young poonlet, his short little legs weren't coordinated, and he tripped and fell! And he was stuck!
He hadn't gotten any T, so his estrogenized skin ripped and tore as he struggled to get free.
"Dood..." Ashe said, seeing the big scary man. He lifted Ashe up, but he wasn't afraid! He was a valid boi! He was the best boi!
And the big scary man carried Ashe over the trash can, and crushed the glue trap, breaking Ashe's brittle bones and crushing his poony body.

With a final, sad little queef, Ashe died and was thrown out with the trash."
 
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RotPockets said:
Jonathan Douglas Sapirman the Indiana Mall Shooter was supposedly trans but it was memoryholed.
He took photos outside the store he bought the gun from dressed as a woman.
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That is not Sapirman. As someone who knew Sapirman (in the sense that I had talked to him before the shooting) he was not trans, and hated trans. He, despite being an ethnic Jew (LOL), was a wehraboo and low effort fascist who would fight anyone over anything. (similarly Salvador Ramos was not trans, the crossdressing Mexican was another guy)
Crimo was just doing the crossdressing as part of his epic b8 attempts to the police (and society writ large)
I hate troons as much as you all but the only MtF mass shooter is Randy Stair, who didn't even bother to transition.
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When it comes to pooners, there are 3:
Snochia Moseley
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Maya McKinney (NOT the purple haired guy, that's Devon Erickson, who isn't a tranny)
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Audrey Hale
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Slur Generator said:
How is high G force going to work with a phalo?
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...this gives me an idea for a new drawing prompt if any of our talented artists want to try their hand at it:

Air Force pooner in the seat of one of those centrifuges for high-g training, being squashed nearly flat against the chair while her necro-phallo is pulled off her body and catapulted away by the centrifugal force. Captioned with "DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD" in an arc or circular shape over/behind the seat to illustrate motion. Maybe with Alice standing off to one side with a concerned expression saying "I don't know if this is a good idea, pooner..."
 
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