Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

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The aversion to fucking each other that troons and pooners demonstrate has always been the height of comedy for me, even trannies find other trannies fucking disgusting.
My favourite excuse of theirs is "seeing another trans body triggers my dysphoria!" but the hons expect lesbians and the pooners expect gay men to be fine with their fucked up Frankenstein situations.
 
Saw these in the soopermarket and thought of the thread. Wild Choobs! Suck the yoghurt out of them,
pooners!
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I haven't made a pooner in a while so I'm a bit rusty.

one thing about 4tran pooners is that they hate they/thems and the subreddit ftmfemininity cause they believe that they are giving pooners a bad rep for not being heccin masculine lol

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A few months ago I wanted to try making pooners in MS paint in different styles lol

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Taking this from the MATI stream.

Youtube has updated their emojis for pride and has added a heckin manly pooner dood.

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I'm from a country where they are not available. I don't know exactly how to feel about it. On one hand no pride shit on the other i can't participate in pooner spam.
 
KNOW YOUR POONERS
#2 - Radiochan

television#7458 (Discord)
@SAKURARadiochan (Twitter)

!FhErN6z1NQ (4chan Tripcode)

Nominally-FtM, fat mid-twenties Albertan fujoshi shut-in who can't get her HRT preoply because she still lives with disapproving Christian parents. Is the powermod behind all 4chan-adjacent Discord Pooner communities. Is also a massive narcissist who probably just wants to troon in order to spite her parents.

This is the Radiochan of a few years ago:

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A big fat ugly fujo chick, who, a few years ago, began posting to 4chan /lgbt/ board expressing their supposed want to be a man. Ever since, they've racked up thousands of posts and comments about trying to covertly get their hands on micro-doses of bootleg testosterone without their parents noticing. Plot twist: Radiochan is a commie who actively refuses to get a job or move out and her church-going parents already seem to disapprove of her lifestyle.

The Radiochan of 2023 is a fatter, uglier, more fujo, chick in dumpier outfits. Changing your pronouns evidently doesn't help you avoid that mid-twenties wall.
Don't worry - she's a narcissist who posts a lot of face pics so we have an ample viewing galley.
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Why is she so important to the Pooner Expanded Universe though? Because that lack of a job is what makes it so easy for this particular individual to be the full-time powermod coordinating every discord that gets linked in an /lgbt/ FtM thread. Bonus points for every time you see her trying to "crack the egg" of some unsuspecting lesbian.

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If you want a good laugh, search her tripcode in a 4chan archive or look her up on Twitter or Discord - there's plenty of juicy lore waiting to be poured through.

Highlights include the existential duality that is both breathlessly expressing a desire to start male-moding (short hair, HRT) around the house without mommy and daddy getting suspicious but not actually ever wanting to go through with the fake-dick-adding procedure.

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Classic commie apologia from someone who doesn't work but who wishes Stalin were her father:

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Fujo rape fantasies:

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Being angsty about being made to go to church by family:

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And being catty with the other FtMs:

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I'll leave the rest of the story up to you to find, but just remember, this is what /lgbt/'s foremost FtM groomer looks like.

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(tfw you don't pass as male per se, but you still look like a greasy incel)
 
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honestly in the first pic she doesnt look too horribly ugly, jsut very fat. if she would just have lost weight she could have easily gotten all the dick she ever wanted. but man the follow up pics are horrible. what other than a desperate degen would be interested in that? as @Slur Generator pointed out, she looks like a MTF in those pics. not a good look to go for tbh.
 
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honestly in the first pic she doesnt look too horribly ugly, jsut very fat. if she would just have lost weight she could have easily gotten all the dick she ever wanted. but man the follow up pics are horrible. what other than a desperate degen would be interested in that? as @Slur Generator pointed out, she looks like a MTF in those pics. not a good look to go for tbh.
I second this. Its almost as if she had profound fork in the road where she had choice between hardship or the easy route, but her autistic, social contagion affected, coom-addled brain got things mixed up.

And so, she chose hardship.
 
I second this. Its almost as if she had profound fork in the road where she had choice between hardship or the easy route, but her autistic, social contagion affected, coom-addled brain got things mixed up.

And so, she chose hardship.
Feel free to label this as autistic, but it really bothers me when people waste opportunities. I know a woman like this. Both her parents are doctors, and her dad is one of the most talented surgeons in the state. I'm talking Ben Carson-levels of genius.

She herself was smart too. With generational money and college tuition all paid for, she could of at least succeeded at SOMETHING.

Instead, she took bullshit gender studies at a prestigious U, pooned out and is now a Starbucks barista who moonlights as a nude dancer at a local gay bar.

Meanwhile, a lot of people grow up poor and in broken homes and have to fight for every dollar they've ever gotten.

Fuck pooners and troons.

Rant off.
 
from /tttt/

Wholesome new pooner art to calm your nerves
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There seems to be a cow community crossover between soyjack party and the 4trannies. In the past few days, soyjack party users doxxed some of the 4tran reddit users causing the subreddits 4trancirclejerk and 4transelfietrain to go private (not directly related to the plebbit blackout). I posted about it in the Soyjak.party thread
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Pooner joins male only sex party, does not have a gay time
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Throwaway because my main account has posts in my college subreddit.
This happened pre-covid. I was invited to a sex party (for men only) on a January weekend by a guy I know from my a queer group at my college. I was really excited to go, as he is queer and very inclusive of others and it was extremely validating to be asked to join. I asked him if the people there would also be inclusive and he told me not to worry about it (vague I know but I trusted him). However at the house the party was held it was quite a different story. 100% of the men there were cis.
Now this isn’t a problem generally but I expected it to be more of a queer get together with men of all gender expressions (like our queer group) and not just run of the mill masc4masc cis gay men. I quickly noticed that I wouldn’t fit in even though I sort of pass (FYI 2 months on T and pre top and pre bottom but I dress really masc and I have a smallish chest). The stares didn’t help me feel any more at ease. It’s like nobody wanted to interact with me even though I made a lot of effort to talk to people and approach them.
They all had this deer in the headlights type expression. They just would end up leaving the conversation abruptly or making some bullshit excuse to go hit on another guy. I ended up just clinging to my friend for most of the night. The only thing I could really do is try to ease my nerves by getting more drunk (I’m 21 relax).
The party gradually progressed into people taking more clothes off and eventually there were people full on “doing it”. My friend tried to convinced me to join in the fun after a pep talk that the people there weren’t transphobic just icy. I was feeling more confident because of the Dutch courage anyway so I ended up taking my shirt off (like he suggested) and moving into the main space where everything was happening.
I wish I didn’t listen to him. People physically recoiled from me when I walked near them and made faces at me. It was like I had a literal fucking force field around me :(. It felt like hours cruising around but it was really only about 2 minutes before I had enough. I cried in the bathroom for like half an hour before my friend found me. While I was in there a few people knocked wanting to use it and I told them to go away mid cry. On the other side of the door I heard someone even said “I think that girl is still in there”. I had never felt dysphoria like this before and I don’t think I can go on with life this way. I know I’m a man but Id never felt more invalid than that point in my life.
Here I was thinking this would be an inclusive space but it was not in the slightest. I insisted on leaving even though he tried to convince me to stay. He said that I need to keep trying and that we all get rejected sometimes. It’s like he wanted to purposefully embarrass me and set me up to fail. I left and didn’t look back and haven’t spoken to him since despite him apologising.
I feel like ending it all after that. I still haven’t dealt with it, but being stuck at home alone makes me fester in my thoughts. My worst experience to date and it really makes me lose hope in cis men if they treat people like that and it seems like I’ll never be accepted in their spaces. Should I tell the queer group how I was treated? I still don’t know how to handle this situation. I went from feeling really good about my transition to the worst ever after this and it still hasn’t gotten better over the months. I thought by posting I could get it off my chest. Sorry just venting

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