Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

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When people do this, it makes me wonder if they're doing it to be dismissive and not think critically about how the things they like could be bad, or if they genuinely believe that there is absolutely no reason someone could hate something except as a cope.
Same. I think it's a mixture of camps of both either in different people, or both in the same person because of factors like cope, narcissistic cope/belief, uber AGP (would you fuck me, I'd fuck me), and some just because they think it is an own. Also probably depends on how "dysphoric" they're feeling that day. A lot have BPD/severe issues of unstable self image (no shit) and probably don't really know their arse from their elbow most of the time with what exactly they're thinking when they say it, because it changes so often with their self image.
 
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So, they meant da Terf is angry at healthy happy pooners, but ACTUALLY she envies them being true selves (tm). She wishes to wear masculine (unisex?) clothes but only men allowed to wear pants? My head hurts.

You... you don't need to be the true and honest man to wear some stupid ass jeans and t-shirt, Jesus. Maybe pooners didn't know that, but you are not obligated to wear dresses and be into makeup to be a woman.
 
I'd post it in the TERFY memes thread but
I think it's suitable here more.

The girl was really pretty prior to poonering out, why did she choose to skinwalk as the neckbeard from Toy Story 2?
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The COVID Transdemic claims another. I'm starting to feel a little superior that I didn't completely lose it during that era. Some people cannot be alone with their own thoughts for a while and an idle mind is the devil's playground.
 
The COVID Transdemic claims another. I'm starting to feel a little superior that I didn't completely lose it during that era. Some people cannot be alone with their own thoughts for a while and an idle mind is the devil's playground.
Honestly enjoyed lockdown but I suppose I'm quite antisocial IRL, I just enjoyed some day drinking and vidya lol. Troons are the type of people who need other people for ass pats and validation though which gets even worse when they actually troon out.
 
Some dood posted this on Twitter to own the terves

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This comic makes absolutely no sense, but I appreciate the effort. Try harder lil pooners, maybe the next comic will be an epic own!

You... you don't need to be the true and honest man to wear some stupid ass jeans and t-shirt, Jesus. Maybe pooners didn't know that, but you are not obligated to wear dresses and be into makeup to be a woman.
It's sad but they think they need to conform to gender stereotypes or else they need to transition. You can wear whatever the fuck you want, no one actually cares. Where I live jeans and t-shirts are in style for women, to the point where I go to the shopping mall and can't find a single dress or skirt in any women's section lol.

I'm a woman and I like wearing graphic tees made for men or unisex with some jeans. They're comfy and show my autistic interests. Am I repressing my true inner dood? Fuck no, I just wear what I want. I also own some dresses and skirts. It doesn't matter what I choose to wear.
 
It's sad but they think they need to conform to gender stereotypes or else they need to transition. You can wear whatever the fuck you want, no one actually cares.
That's actually not the first time I see this point. For some reason pooners are obsessed with the idea of terfs being closeted ftms.

For a bunch of brave warriors they sure love to suck up to society.
I live in a fairly conservative place and being a gnk woman here needs some "not giving a fuck" attitude. Still less hussle than trying to be some pear shaped yaoi prince tho.
 
That's actually not the first time I see this point. For some reason pooners are obsessed with the idea of terfs being closeted ftms.

For a bunch of brave warriors they sure love to suck up to society.
I live in a fairly conservative place and being a gnk woman here needs some "not giving a fuck" attitude. Still less hussle than trying to be some pear shaped yaoi prince tho.
It's literally just projection. No one thinks about their own gender nearly as much as troons do. And there is no reason to think so much about it. All the money spent on hormones and surgeries could have been spent on therapy and hobbies that they enjoy.

Not once in my life have I questioned my gender, even though I grew up doing more boy-ish things than the average girl, and still to this day do. I know I've said this same thing in numerous threads but maybe some pooner will read it and it will resonate. Just live how you want without fucking up your body. Get some therapy. You'll be okay.
 
So essentially poons are exhibiting the highest form of Stockholm?
I think it's wanting to become the monster so the monster won't get you again. Abigail Shrier described pooners as "fleeing womanhood like a house on fire". They're not always trying to be men, they're trying to get rid of any markers of their female sex, because in their mind "female = victim" and they don't want to be victimised again.
The problem with that is they don't pass, and now they've made themselves unattractive to most normal men (and lesbians if they're lesbians), but everyone including the predators can plainly see that they're traumatised girls, so they get even more freaks pestering them. And all the surgery makes them physically vulnerable.
They'd be better off learning self-defence or a martial art and carrying a gun/pepper spray/knife and learning to use it. If nothing else, because it'd give them a lot more confidence and self-esteem, and that deters creeps pretty well as it is. Or get a big dog to protect them: they'd have to take it for walks so they'd get daily exercise and structure to their day, and caring for an animal would satisfy their maternal instincts so they don't try to be "seahorse dads".
 

So, I sat snuggled into my chair after work ready to listen to some creepy stories. I was listening to a new video by The Internet Investigator, who usually does horror readings and semi-entertaining worst-of-reddit type things, and I'm listening to the first story and it reads with me thinking the OP is a battered woman, right?

I got to the end, and it turns out it's a pooner.
She's autistic, can't tell her husband is emotionally distancing himself because she's so autistic.
His parent's hate her. She's terrified husband's parents "committed" him, or locked him away.
She freaks out, calls the cops. Cops tell her "yeah he's fine, he says to leave him alone though."
She reveals they've been together 7 years, since fresh out of HS.
OP Finally updates and says he's had an affair, but doesn't really even confirm that or give proof/why she thinks that.
"He just left. I don't know what to do. I'm afraid nobody will want me as a transgender man."

Super pooner gets married young, marriage going good, sometime between marriage and divorce she troons out and husband goes "yeah see ya, nice run" and she's so autistic she didn't see it coming, and still failed to see it while it was happening and he was literally distancing himself to get out

Sad to see a usually decent spooky content maker list this as some sort of crazy insane story.
At least Dr. Todd Grande called it like it is.
 
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So, I sat snuggled into my chair after work ready to listen to some creepy stories. I was listening to a new video by The Internet Investigator, who usually does horror readings and semi-entertaining worst-of-reddit type things, and I'm listening to the first story and it reads with me thinking the OP is a battered woman, right?

I got to the end, and it turns out it's a pooner.
She's autistic, can't tell her husband is emotionally distancing himself because she's so autistic.
His parent's hate her. She's terrified husband's parents "committed" him, or locked him away.
She freaks out, calls the cops. Cops tell her "yeah he's fine, he says to leave him alone though."
She reveals they've been together 7 years, since fresh out of HS.
OP Finally updates and says he's had an affair, but doesn't really even confirm that or give proof/why she thinks that.
"He just left. I don't know what to do. I'm afraid nobody will want me as a transgender man."

Super pooner gets married young, marriage going good, sometime between marriage and divorce she troons out and husband goes "yeah see ya, nice run" and she's so autistic she didn't see it coming, and still failed to see it while it was happening and he was literally distancing himself to get out

Sad to see a usually decent spooky content maker list this as some sort of crazy insane story.
At least Dr. Todd Grande called it like it is.
Stupid Pooner.
She fucking Pooned out what was he supposed to do?
Ok he's a pure bitch for hiding behind his parents skirts and not just telling her he doesn't want some stinky Testosterone fucked Poon-Woman with a Hyena clit "T-Dick" sorry, but this isn't gonna work, but at the end of the day he did what absolutely any man would do.
You can't fucking turn into a tranny when you're already married and expect your partner to stick around for that degenerate unholy shit and join you in damnation.
i want there to be a pooner tarot card deck one day

We were pretty close to finishing one just before the thread got featured.
The influx of new posters sort of took it off track but all the work is still on the earlier pages.
I've got them all saved I'll post them all in one post if there's interest.
You could easily get them printed off into physical copies.
 
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Is having a pedostache and balding like this seriously preferable over just being a woman? I guess she's in too deep now, can't fix that hairline.
Are the Bull Rings in the middle of their noses standard issue for Pooners or something?
So many of them seem to have them, it's like they get a free one with every testosterone script.
 
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Is having a pedostache and balding like this seriously preferable over just being a woman? I guess she's in too deep now, can't fix that hairline.
This is a better moustache than Michael Cera can grow, so good on her genetics. It makes the rest of her fashion decisions suspicious, though: she knows that if she dressed like a normal guy, took out the nose ring, got less feminine glasses, she'd just be a slightly-wispy short dude and nobody would look twice. Gotta keep self-sabotaging to keep that attention flowing!
 
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