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Her rotdog looks like Snuffleluffagus if he ran into the wall. Framed by her lady hands it's just.....Her tits look like the letter W, which makes them an L.

I'm actually angry at the doctors that did this to her. They had no right. She's going to age rapidly and die an early death for....this result?
 
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Xanthe said:
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Her rotdog looks like Snuffleluffagus if he ran into the wall. Framed by her lady hands it's just.....Her tits look like the letter W, which makes them an L.

I'm actually angry at the doctors that did this to her. They had no right. She's going to age rapidly and die an early death for....this result?
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Spoiler this shit, nigger
 
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Xanthe said:
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Her rotdog looks like Snuffleluffagus if he ran into the wall. Framed by her lady hands it's just.....Her tits look like the letter W, which makes them an L.

I'm actually angry at the doctors that did this to her. They had no right. She's going to age rapidly and die an early death for....this result?
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Paraphrasing Mario here but "if you take the troonshine you go to hell before you die"

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Xanthe said:
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Her rotdog looks like Snuffleluffagus if he ran into the wall. Framed by her lady hands it's just.....Her tits look like the letter W, which makes them an L.

I'm actually angry at the doctors that did this to her. They had no right. She's going to age rapidly and die an early death for....this result?
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Did they fucking flay her open? What's with the giant slice down the torso??
 
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Det. Frank Washington Esq said:
On mobile. Hopefully it works. Saw this on TikTok. Gay dudes are done with gay doods.
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I fucking love this guy. He makes excellent points, and his calm, measured delivery is far superior to yelling or hot takes. It's pretty refreshing to see an attempt at civil discourse on TikTok of all places.
 
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What do pooners do when they are the only “man” helping moving house and they find themselves expected to help move a piano upstairs?

While yes women can develop lifting capacity and work in removals, moving a piano even for most reasonably fit men is a task.
It’s not just the weight, it’s the fact that they tend to have horrible weight distribution and are a weird for lifting shape.

If you don’t do it regularly, it’s difficult no matter how much you press or deadlift.

The Unspoken Rules Of Society dictate that the men in any mixed group dealing with chores involving some heavy lifting, take on the heavy lifting.
So do pooners risk serious back strain or crushing on the stairs? Or do they just hide and ring a piano mover service?
 
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Wendy Wheelchair said:
Do you guys remember Pinay Pooner, Charice Pempengco, now known as Jake Zyrus? She went from cute, gorgeous girl the envy of anyone with eyes, to dyke, to fat dyke, to fat pooner, to tuna pooner.
2011 -> 2012 -> 2013 -> 2014 -> 2016
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I actually remember her.I did see her on nickelodeon when i was younger.According to her wiki she came out as a lesbian in 2013 then 4 years later came out as a troon.In her personal life section it sounded like she was pressured to trans because people were literally criticizing her fashion choices. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jake_Zyrus#Personal_life
 
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TismFarmer said:
This one looks like the surgeon thought
NigNog=Big Dong.
He's never seen a nigger dick before so he's just improvising...
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Maybe he is the sort of quiet racist who was cucked years ago by a black guy, fears black homosexual rape, and this is how he imagines black penises?

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What is with the little... Tail thingy on the end of it?
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Doesn’t look like it should be there. Maybe a loose bit of thread from the stitches on the underside?
 
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What is with the little... Tail thingy on the end of it?
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I thought it might be a keloid. They're more common in black people, and these surgeons are mostly operating on butchering middle-class white girls so they might not be used to it. And the wound care with all these surgeries is always shitty, so it's more likely to scar badly.
 
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