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video covering Amy Player aka Victoria Bitter aka Than Fiction aka Andy Blake aka my favorite pooner of all time, so now I have to share.

What the fuck is wrong with Fandom people?

Jesus, between this shit and the FFVII house it's filled to the brim with horribly unwell people.

At least that Blake woman appears to be in a hell of her own making: dressing cats up in outfits and rolling them around in strollers trying desperately to emulate children she will never have. Fitting punishment really.
 
The last time people started talking about the Demiurge a crazed Pooner shot up a school within a matter of days. Not saying they're connected but that shit creeps me out, it's bad JuJu.
And I don't mean the Cow.
Fear not, friend -- although I did perform the sacred rite of Barbecuing with the Boys, I didn't offer the ceremonial T-shot of Peak Euphoria, so the summoning ritual wasn't complete. The Dood of Doods (praised be His heckin' valid name!) slumbers yet.

...still, probably best not to tempt fate. Better go girlmode for a while just to be safe.
 
Holy fuck so this is what puberty blockers do to a pooner.

She's trying to be a tough little dood and a mean woman-hater, she hates women and their vaginas! But in the end she ends up getting searched by a woman anyways because "she is legally still considered a woman."
This video fucked with my brain. I need you guys to see it too and hear your thoughts.

I was wondering what the fuck is wrong with this person the entire video, she didn't freak out over being misgendered so I thought it's just a really small deformed girl? But no, it's definitely a little dood. So manly!

Here's a low-quality local archive.
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Damnit, you beat me to the punch. I was just about to post that same exact video.

My favorite part is the employee in the beginning, who says "She - or it - wants to pay it in cash? We don't do that." You just know right away this is a pooner who made a big fuss about pronouns on her first day at work, not to mention the absolute vitriol and contempt she has for other women. You can tell right away this girl was abused by some woman in her life, whether that's her mom, her aunt, a teacher at school, or whatever.

It just blows my mind that people can see this and think "yeah, trans people are totally normal, just like you and I," when in reality they act like this. It's like Ellen Page writing about her schizophrenia in vivid detail and how she self-harmed extensively before suddenly finding out she was a man. Like, yeah, totally sane and rational people here, no mental illnesses here at all, folks! Nothing to see here! Move along, everybody!
 
Holy fuck so this is what puberty blockers do to a pooner.


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Heheh thanks for the laugh! Little dood has a fixation about women looking up her ass and being threatened. I don't even know what she meant by looking up her ass unless she is a frequent flyer to jail and/or a locked mental ward with body cavity searches. Lil pooner's voice was more like a young boy on helium than anything else to my ears. She's going to be the guy's guy, the man's man, the dood's dood when she grows up. I can't believe the Burger King guy called her an it twice and included a healthy portion of contempt
Thanks for the laughs @Piss Bear
 
I think lil Pooner has spent time in a locked mental ward. She's going on about women, always women looking in my ass, in my mouth. Yep. You've been locked down before. She also tried the 'she was threatening me, I felt threatened' bit to justify her flip out but they weren't responding like the nurses/orderlies did and she didn't know what to do so she changed tack and became super cooperative and pitiful because that's next on her list of manipulation tactics.
 
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Holy fuck so this is what puberty blockers do to a pooner.

She's trying to be a tough little dood and a mean woman-hater, she hates women and their vaginas! But in the end she ends up getting searched by a woman anyways because "she is legally still considered a woman."
This video fucked with my brain. I need you guys to see it too and hear your thoughts.

I was wondering what the fuck is wrong with this person the entire video, she didn't freak out over being misgendered so I thought it's just a really small deformed girl? But no, it's definitely a little dood. So manly!

Here's a low-quality local archive.
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Hilarious. What a fucking scene she's making. I'm surprised that no bystander went something like "Damn, you guys arresting elementary schoolers now?!". I have a bit of compassion because that girl, while completly unhinged, sounds like she got diddled in the past with how hung up she was on coppers looking up her asshole. Gotta be ready to squat and cough and lift that ballsack if you mouth off to coppers and get the full male treatment.

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I think lil Pooner has spent time in a locked mental ward. She's going on about women, always women looking in my ass, in my mouth. Yep. You've been locked down before. She also tried the 'she was threatening me, I felt threatened' bit to justify her flip out but they weren't responding like the nurses/orderlies did and she didn't know what to do so she changed tack and became super cooperative and pitiful because that's next on her list of manipulation tactics.
That's a pretty good observation, i recant my diddling assumption.
 
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Follow-up time. This bitch do tweet. Archive
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MORE stupid tattoos on her woman legs. Archive
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Is that test acne forming on her shoulders I see? Archive
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Okay, Okay, enough selfies, she's a freedom fighter and she did re-tweet a bit about Palestine, its just that it's nothing compared to her druggie schizo talk lol.

It's only cool when WE do it!! Archive
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This word fucking salad. Archive
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GIbs. Archive
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Girl. What the fuck. Archive
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Here's a dump of most enough of her new quintessential pooner tweets.
Just a taste.
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Bitches crazy.
 
MORE stupid tattoos on her woman legs. Archive

Did she get those tats recently?

That slogan is so last decade. Not that it didn't age like milk before then.

Truly, the only way these SJW/Woke types can continue is by pretending it's still the 00s/10s. Considering that wokism is just a 60s/70s ideology exhumed for the 21st century, not surprising.
 
Follow-up time. This bitch do tweet. Archive
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MORE stupid tattoos on her woman legs. Archive
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Is that test acne forming on her shoulders I see? Archive
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How about no dogs in stores. Archive
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Okay, Okay, enough selfies, she's a freedom fighter and she did re-tweet a bit about Palestine, its just that it's nothing compared to her druggie schizo talk lol.

It's only cool when WE do it!! Archive
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This word fucking salad. Archive
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GIbs. Archive
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Girl. What the fuck. Archive
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Here's a dump of most enough of her new quintessential pooner tweets.
Just a taste.
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Bitches crazy.
This may almost get the Bloods and Crips to join forces against troonism.
Fed controlled gangs fighting each other? Event of the century.
 
Follow-up time. This bitch do tweet. Archive
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MORE stupid tattoos on her woman legs. Archive
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Is that test acne forming on her shoulders I see? Archive
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How about no dogs in stores. Archive
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Okay, Okay, enough selfies, she's a freedom fighter and she did re-tweet a bit about Palestine, its just that it's nothing compared to her druggie schizo talk lol.

It's only cool when WE do it!! Archive
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This word fucking salad. Archive
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GIbs. Archive
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Girl. What the fuck. Archive
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Here's a dump of most enough of her new quintessential pooner tweets.
Just a taste.
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Bitches crazy.
All the testosterone in the world can't overwrite the programing to wear her pants above her hips lol
 
SeaTac (Seattle-Tacoma International Airport) is giving pooners so much heckin' gender euphoria!
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What an absolute waste of money for pointless virtue signaling.
I hope I never have to go back to Seattle.
The east of Washington State is fairly sane but if everything on the coastal side slipped into the Pacific (along with coastal cities in Oregon and California) it would be a benefit to humanity.

...disease covered Puget Sound. Come back as fire, burn all the liars, leave a blanket of ash on the ground...
 
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This makes me think of something: has there been a rise in fags adopting various '00s aesthetics or have I been going down a weird rabbit hole? And if it's the former, why is that?
Young people do it because to them the 00's are vintage/ironic. Fags love pretending to be youthful and relating to the youths and like to think of themselves as cutting edge so they do it too
 
Follow-up time. This bitch do tweet.
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>>>Lives in NYC
>>>Goes to Columbia
>>>Goes clubbing multiple times a week

Confirmed as spoiled little trust-fund baby. Lol at the thought of mommy and daddy shelling out $68,400/year + living expenses for their daughter to turn into a pooner with a useless English degree.
 
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