Hormones might have fucked her haiine permanently, but the tiddies aren’t bad.
Secondly: What an absolute retarded basket case.
Literally any woman, even obese chicks, can walk into a seedy warehouse in San Bernardino, and come out 300$ richer an hour later by sucking some D.
But not only did she poison her body and make herself wholly disgusting to everyone with a dick. But she STILL expects someone to pay for the privilege of banging her?
Detransitioned FtMtF they/them attention whore and 4chan /lgbt/ oldfag and meme. Posts copious nudes, begs for money, embodies big "die cis scum" energy while looking like any other 2005 emo-wannabe scene girl. The Ur-pickme. Perhaps the very first online theyfab, and the reason all the others are all Aydens.
4chan's /lgbt/ is the epicenter of all Pooner content on the internet. This is where the drawings started, this is where the terminology starts, this is where all the super heckin' valid fujo FtMs bois all congregate like it's a 24/7 girls' sleepover.
It's about time we examined another one of the horrid little pink blobs that site has given the world: introducing "Ayden".
She's one of the oldest FtM oldfags on the site, and one of the most sterotypical Pooners you'll ever see.
This is her (late-twenties, about ten years after having come out as a "trans-man"):
Notice anything?
Yeah, that's just a chick with short hair.
"Ayden" embodies the spirit of "you don't have to be trans to be trans" and 'generic white womans wants to be special' so they invent a minority idenity to LARP as.
And this curvy babe is also the one telling all the impressionable teen girls who go to 4chan because it's the le dangerous website for random people like me that they should Poon out too.
She's even got a book to prove you're actually a valid guy and not a girl and you should either read it or don't and cut your tits off anyway, you'll love it bro. After all, hormones aren't just "medically neccessary", they're something you should around with.
Once you start looking through all these old threads to figure out how the madness started, you'll spot her in the background of all the Pooner discussions. Mostly just attention-whoring and trying to center the conversation on how she's actually more valid than you gatekeepers because she thinks everyone is valid just they way they are so long as they say they have the wrong pronouns.
This includes taking selfies while apparently working as a ambulance nurse. Nevermind you're supposed to be focusing on your work in that situation, but this proves she's totally a legit medical authority you guyz.
But wait, there's more. A lot more.
Do an image search for the name Ayden in any 4chan archive and you'll find literally thousands of her selfies.
Girlie just can't seem to take enough. And she posts them everywhere, to any thread.
Here's a sampler. (please note the fact that she's clearly not at all taking any testosterone even though most of these are years apart)
But wait, there's more!
A lot of her posts seems to let on that she's into having sex with guys while they call her a a chick.
Almost like something a normal (if slutty) woman would do? Hmmmm?
Could there be more to this story than meets the eye?
Well, I did some digging and went all the way back through the 4chan archives only to discover the shocking twist in Ayden's story...
before she was ever into trying to Poonpill all four other biological females on 4chan, Ayden had a long career posting dozens and dozens of nudes to /b/ while begging for PayPal donations since 2016.
This chick basically jerry-rigged together her very own OnlyFans years before that was even a thing, that is how much of a female mindset she has.
If you want to take a look for yourself, here's some links, or else there's a """highlight""" reel below:
Well, apart from being able to kinda see her face in a few of these, she shamelessly references taking hundreds of these pictures in more recent threads.
We also got to find out the name this chick uses on PayPal, "John Schlibo". Unfortunately, nothing else seemed to show up from a search of that name. But, the plot thickens...
Chicks who do stuff like this mainly do it for attention from men. Not even really for the money itself.
Figures then, that you can search for the name Ayden on any of Reddit's many page dedicated to FTM porn, of course, she posts regularly on all those too. (and pages dedicated to girls who have rape fantasties)
The big third act reveal is that I'm pretty sure "Ayden" became a sterotypical name even among the LGBt "community" because of this one chick.
Her using that name pre-dates it being a meme name. She caused it so have the connotation of being a attention-seeking wannabe-trans dumpy SJW chick that the associaion stck.
She's a walking meme.
Hold on...
breaking news
we are getting an update on Ayden's gender status...
she's an elf now, apparently.
and I bet she'll get just about as much done in terms of ear-pointening surguery as she has gotten any masculinzing surgery in the last ten years
but don't worry darling, you're still valid just the elf you are
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it's just something to think about:
when you're arguing with trannies on the internet, this is who you're talking to:
the most LARP-brained permanently-adolescent chicks you have ever seen
some final bonus material that didn't fit in anywhere else:
the first ever Ayden MSpaint meme (november 2016) apparently "milk" had become a meme in pooner circles around that time, referring to lactation, and people noticed just how big Ayden's tits are. leading people to make connections and draw her in her uniform acting out the role of milk-maid:
here we see our bestest boi with a packet of testosterone gel that has conspiously not been opened and might just be a prop for another nudie photo:
/lgbt/ comic about Ayden killing a fellow Pooner:
another very early comic in which a green-and-purple haired Ayden is drawn alongside other /lgbt/ classic fujo tripfags - including the grotesque pink design that would go on to become the classic Pooner!
one final screencap for thought, but if you trawl the aarchives, you can find mountains of gold from this chick:
I've watched it. let me enlighten you: white Christian Europeans are colonizers and bad, indigenous people are the colonized so everything they do is good. We think of cannibalism as bad because we think of a savage indigenous people in a very racist way. Some tribe or whatever eat people but they only eat what they consider "negative entity" which are bad witches who disguise themselves are friends and relatives so they can eat your organs when you sleep. So it's like it's a different species, you don't eat your equal you eat your enemies to eradicate evil, so it's not really cannibalism. (Yeah, because we Westerns didn't know they eat their enemies as a ritual, we just thought they eat human flesh because they find it tasty. We know it's part of a ritual, you freak.)
She says she find some Westerns' religious practices more bizarre. Her example for it is the fact that some Christians don't believe in dinosaurs, she find it more baffling than people eating people. (Not believing in dinosaurs is not a religious practice, but whatever). Because apparently you can prove the existence of dinosaurs but you can't prove or disprove the existence of evil witches who pretend to be your family/friends just to eat your organs as you sleep.
Also some ancient Europeans practiced cannibalism, so stop thinking only brown/black people ever done that, you racist. There was such thing as medical cannibalism in some part of Europe and the Romans used to drink people's blood. (She says it is called medical vampirism, and I'm pretty sure she made the name up because I googled and it doesn't seem like anyone use that term.) For quite some time after the twelfth century Europeans had been "eating and snorting Egyptian mommies". She keeps going on about how in the few next centuries Europeans, even the elite, kept eating all kind of human organs and flesh and kept using "medical vampirism", but for racist reasons they didn't think it's cannibalism either. (You get that? When some tribe in Africa or wherever don't consider eating human flesh cannibalism we should respect that because that's their belief system, when white Europeans don't consider eating human flesh cannibalism it's racism.)
She goes on about how the Romans thought Christians are savage barbarians because they thought they practice cannibalism by symbolically eating the flesh and blood of Jesus. According to her, the Romans found it so vile that in their mind it justified prosecuting them. (Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's not the reason the Romans prosecuted Christians, but whatever). She claim Christopher Columbus responsible for the first appearence of the word cannibalism. (Which is far worst then doing it, I guess). He was an evil man who just wanted to profit from the land so he decided to inslave the pople in it. the Christian sponser of Columbus said slavery is incompatible with Christian values, we are deserve to be treated humanly - she said that in a very derisive manner, by the way - but then they wouldn't bow to the Spanish crown, so it didn't matter. The indigenous people fought bravely against the Spanish rule so they were considered flash eating savages but slavery is okay (oh, like so many of these tribes and ancient Europeans didn't practice slavery, give me a break).
Anyway, the Christian Europeans were fascinated by cannibalism and made the indigenous people into savage violent animals, totally neglect the fact that the cannibalism was also done "out of love and the deepest of devotion". Brazilian indigenous people were horrified when they found out the Christians bury their deads and let them rot in the ground instead of eating them, which in their minds makes them closer to their dead loved ones and keep their spirits alive. Then she talks about Confucianism, saying that in some high-status dynasties or something if you have a sick loved one you slice some meat from your body, like from your thigh or something, cook it, let them eat it (ususlly without telling them what this is until after they heal, if they do). She ends the video by saying that cannibalism is not always bad.
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Okay, listen... I actually find it all very interesting, but the way she goes about it really rubs me the wrong way. She frames it like evil white Christians are just complete racists and this is why we think cannibalism is bad and that only savage indigenous people have ever done that. I'm not even Christian, far from it, and it's still pissing me off. I'm not going to pretend the Christians colonizers were not extreamely racist toward these indigenous people, but that doesn't mean they were complete monsters and everything the indigenous people did was just and good. She even say herself how Columbus' Christian sponser object to make these indigenous people slaves because he said slavery is incompatible with Christian values; which is a very human value, and especially so considering indigenous people and all kind of tribes has been practicing slavery - and in some places still practice modern slavery; but she dosent mention that, oviously. This is seriously the only part in the video she is seen mocking. She doesn't mock anything else, in fact she treats the differet indigenous people's practices with reverence, but Christians values, that's a laugh, they think they are so human and good, but then brought them as slaves anyway because they didn't agree to be subjected to the Spanish crown.
If she went about it in impartial way - not judging the indigenous people (and ancient Europeans) rituals of cannibalism, but also don't act like white Christian Europeans are the most evil people in the world, I'd be all for it. But she can't, can't she. Also the way she talk about cannibalism is a little too much. She acts like this is this beautiful thing. It's okay to appriciate and see beauty in the meanings behind the act while still seeing the act itself as quite vile. If nothing else, it's very unhealthy and can spread diseases, we know at least that much from current science, so maybe don't talk about it like it's the most beautiful thing ever, I don't know.
"Ayden" embodies the spirit of "you don't have to be trans to be trans" and 'generic white womans wants to be special' so they invent a minority idenity to LARP as.
And this curvy babe is also the one telling all the impressionable teen girls who go to 4chan because it's the le dangerous website for random people like me that they should Poon out too.
She's even got a book to prove you're actually a valid guy and not a girl and you should either read it or don't and cut your tits off anyway, you'll love it bro. After all, hormones aren't just "medically neccessary", they're something you should around with.
Not sure if she's still in the LARPing phase, right on the cusp of fully Pooning Out.
4'10”. Pudgy. The wallet chain lets you know she's a Real Boy View attachment 5615065 View attachment 5615074
Yes, little Dood, that Iron Maiden shirt makes you look so, so heckin' manly. Especially the way you tucked it into your denim shorts, accentuating your ample, curvy hips. Just the way a man would.
BTW, please name three Iron Maiden songs?
Also seems like chubby girl that didn't want to think much about clothes or hair to me.
Might be an extremely delusional fujo pooner thou, the ones that think they pass as an femmey little uke, but I'm way more inclined to the first option.
I have a pretty sensitive radar for women doing stupid shit, and this one 100% set it off.
Firstly, she's utterly tiny, by far one of the smallest women I've ever seen; a lot of very small Pooners have Pooned Out because they're fearful of men, so the Cope is to Become A Man And Then I Won't Be Afraid Of Men, e.g. Ellen Page.
Secondly, the denim shorts, the huge chain, the butch haircut, the Iron Maiden shirt - these are Pooner Kabuki.
Her arms are also ostentatiously hairy, in a way no ordinary woman would allow herself to be seen.
This girl is definitely pretending to be Not A Tiny, Weak Girl, despite very obviously being exactly that, and if she hasn't openly claimed to be a Real Man, she's about two Tiktok videos away from it.
Also, around here, only Pooners and lesbians dress like that. Overweight girls either wear sportswear or dresses.
I don't want to look too closely because they look like Inkjoy pens and I loooove those pens.. I CAN'T think about a Pooner's gross snatch every time I write on my shopping list.
Is nobody going to comment on how absolutely repulsive her disgusting foot is? Even the most depraved foot fetishist will have a hard time putting that filthy hoof in his mouth without gagging.
Is nobody going to comment on how absolutely repulsive her disgusting foot is? Even the most depraved foot fetishist will have a hard time putting that filthy hoof in his mouth without gagging.
I'm fairly sure the dirt is there to excite a certain flavour of foot fetishist? Idk for sure because I'm not a complete degen, but I think that might be extra titillating to some of them
I almost prefer that idea to the idea that she's just always that filthy and saw nothing wrong with sharing the fact, tbh.
Like many of you, I didn't realize these memes were for pooners, by pooners until I clicked on this horrifying thread. I'm still reading through it so forgive me if this has been brought up already, but..
Does anyone else feel like this pooner humor/art has a very similar energy to pro ana communities? It feels the same to me except this stuff is generally considered acceptable to post whereas pro ana shit will get you swept from most mainstream social media platforms. It's the same type of self-awareness of their severe mental illness, indulging in said illness, the controversial coping mechanisms, the subtle (or not-so subtle) psychological sabotage/ridicule of each other's recovery/headpsace, etc.
Like many of you, I didn't realize these memes were for pooners, by pooners until I clicked on this horrifying thread. I'm still reading through it so forgive me if this has been brought up already, but..
Does anyone else feel like this pooner humor/art has a very similar energy to pro ana communities? It feels the same to me except this stuff is generally considered acceptable to post whereas pro ana shit will get you swept from most mainstream social media platforms. It's the same type of self-awareness of their severe mental illness, indulging in said illness, the controversial coping mechanisms, the subtle (or not-so subtle) psychological sabotage/ridicule of each other's recovery/headpsace, etc.
It does feel very similar now that you mention it, realistically there's a large overlap and since pooning is in such vogue I'd bet there's a significant amount of ana queens who have become doods. The one Portland FtM photographed at a farmers market comes to mind. Pooners seem to be funnier and more lighthearted, no doubt because while ana self harm is extremely discouraged, pooning self harm is largely encouraged.
These are pretty stereotypical low effort attention whore posts you'd see on 4chan. Stuffing pens or sharpies into orifices is basically a 4chan meme in its own right because of how much it was requested/done on /b/ (random) over the years.
Is nobody going to comment on how absolutely repulsive her disgusting foot is? Even the most depraved foot fetishist will have a hard time putting that filthy hoof in his mouth without gagging.
but guys look at this 10 minute video of a poner defending cannibalism.
We know it's part of a ritual, you freak.)
