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It's not even necessary; it's always been completely legal to dress like a nerdy lesbian and post m/m fanart online. If you don't spend all that time and mental effort on attention-whoring about gender, you can use it to draw more Naruto getting railed, and get (fujo) compliments about your actual (fujo) acoomplishments and not just commisserating about ephermeral gender feelings and injustice.

You give degenerates too much credit. They're not known for being smart. But then again, if they weren't complete tards, they wouldn't be degenerates either.

I think it's rather interesting that the KJ version of Romans 1 describes degenerate sexual acts as "things which are not convenient."
 
Was on testosterone, then the baby desire hit, so she stopped taking it to get pregnant, with another pooner partner who wasn't all that involved in her life. And yes, she ended up having a daughter...
This is clearly yet another pooner who would have been so much happier if she just grew her hair out, settled down with a nice man, and had a baby with him. Versus whatever the fuck she’s doing now.
 
Love a stupid joke, like that they don't try the whole poe faced I'm such a serious manly man thing.
I will give pooner credit that this song and video is just as cringe as similar sex songs and videos made by men. Decent music, cheesy jokes. I do prefer this to pooners trying to be super serious and edge.
Ladies and gentlemen, u/KrackheadKrispy
She is spectacularly autistic. That job she mentions might be a work placement.
 
Fujo to pooner pipeline or the curious way of how Pooners are made written and drawn by a Dood.


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When you are obsessed with gay headcanons on tumblr one day you start thinking "hey, bowties are cool!" and "i can totally name myself Jaiden!"
Fujos in Japan are probably less prone to funneling their interests into a political position as opposed to just being like "I'm a woman who likes it when boys kiss". Western fujos are always like "me liking this proves that I'm not a woman! It proves that I'm a queer activist! When fictional media doesn't make my ships canon, it's homophobic queerbaiting!" And the stupidest one, "Me being bisexual means that I'm a part of the queer community and can't fetishize gay men!" etc.
 
Notice how she was a fat chick with no friends when she was young. Not the first time I’ve seen Jai posted, but every time I see this comic I can’t help but think their self-drawings look extremely chinky compared to the white bread author photo.

Neckbeard pooner thread tax:

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I don’t wish to know why she made so many mspaint censors of the body she is so proud of. I guess we at least know where that wrist skin went…
 
Fujos in Japan are probably less prone to funneling their interests into a political position as opposed to just being like "I'm a woman who likes it when boys kiss". Western fujos are always like "me liking this proves that I'm not a woman! It proves that I'm a queer activist! When fictional media doesn't make my ships canon, it's homophobic queerbaiting!" And the stupidest one, "Me being bisexual means that I'm a part of the queer community and can't fetishize gay men!" etc.
Because the Japanese society doesn't denigrate and punish them for being Japanese so they don't have to resort to substitute heritage. Among other things, troons proliferate in Anglo colonies because American culture is all about lashing out at its European roots. White US/Can/Aus zoomers aren't allowed an identity outside lgbtqbbq.
 
Was on testosterone, then the baby desire hit, so she stopped taking it to get pregnant, with another pooner partner who wasn't all that involved in her life. And yes, she ended up having a daughter...

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Rant: Non-Affectionate Partner self.queerception

submitted 3 years ago * by jorbhorb

I [25 ftm] been trying to conceive through IUI since August, but the process to get off of testosterone and set everything up has been going on since December 2019. It's been a long, arduous, and expensive process, and I'm still not pregnant.

I and my future coparent [23 ftm] aren't in a relationship, but we're very close friends and have been living together for upwards of 5 years now. I'm a very emotional and affectionate person, but he's deeply uncomfortable with physical touch and outward displays of emotion. This didn't cause any problems in our friendship, so I didnt think it would be a problem when we first started out TTC.

Now that IUI has failed over and over again, on top of me being an essential worker, it has become a much bigger deal. I'm exhausted, I'm frustrated, I'm heartbroken every time I get the negative pregnancy test, and all I really need is a hug and a good cry. He can't give me the emotional support I need and it's getting harder and harder every day. I don't even think he notices how much I'm struggling. I can't even complain about how damn expensive it is to pay for this all myself without a comment from him about how it'll be even crazier when the baby actually shows up.

This is my one chance to have a baby, once I'm back on testosterone again I will not be stopping it again. It's miserable being off of it. I don't really have the option of waiting until the world stops being terrible or trying to find someone else. It's this, and him, and now, or I don't get to start a family.

I guess I'm just trying to find anyone at all who understands what I'm going through. Please, if you have any advice about dealing with a distant partner, let me know. I'm desperate for any hope that it'll be okay. Thank you 💙
EDIT: Ah, fuck.

... a daughter she is already trying to poon out.

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How important is gender when raising a toddler? (self.ScienceBasedParenting)

submitted 8 months ago * by jorbhorb

This might be a silly question, but I don't really have any other new parents in my life to ask. Is it important for me to dress my daughter (19 mo) in feminine clothes? Most of the clothes I have for her are donated, and I realized I don't have any dresses or bows or pink things for her to wear. She has some clothes that are a little girly, but everything is pretty muted in color. Should I be putting more emphasis on femininity?
EDIT: I also don't typically have like baby dolls for her? It's not something I think about and actively avoid but most of her toys are like animals or educational.

Ladies and gentlemen, I’m prepared to receive my top hats, because this right here has made me genuinely MATI:

Most of the clothes I have for her are donated,

So this chick went through IUI for what sounds like at least a year, spending thousands out of her own check to bring this child into existence…

… And you’re telling me that she is not even able to afford (or chooses not to buy) basic clothes for this child that she has had planned for so long? By the way she words it, this isn’t even just a “I save some money by clothes shopping at secondhand stores” thing. No, because she’s not even picking out the clothes on her own. She’s relying on people donating their used garbage in order to clothe her child!!

And all the while she’s spending Lord knows how much on butchering her (and possibly even her “partner’s”) body. Don’t even get me started on that part. She knowingly brought a child into an unstable household where the “co-parent” either didn’t have the monetary means or didn’t even want to contribute a penny to this child’s conception. Is that woman even in the picture now? I’d be stunned if so.

Also, way to enforce the stereotype of “toys are gendered” by not wanting your daughter to play with dolls, and basing her entire gender on what toys she likes to play with. The path of gender-confused misery you eagerly plan to drag your daughter into is as clear as day. God have mercy on this child.
 
Fujos in Japan are probably less prone to funneling their interests into a political position as opposed to just being like "I'm a woman who likes it when boys kiss". Western fujos are always like "me liking this proves that I'm not a woman! It proves that I'm a queer activist! When fictional media doesn't make my ships canon, it's homophobic queerbaiting!" And the stupidest one, "Me being bisexual means that I'm a part of the queer community and can't fetishize gay men!" etc.
Evidence shows that they're more likely to be straight up pedophiles and proud of it. Less political maybe, but certainly not less unhinged or depraved. The "rotten" part of the word isn't a joke.
 
Not this guy. They get called "Miss" and "Young lady".


She looks easily rapeable like a girl to me.
“Non binary girl” = Either a fat lesbian in denial or a cute chick without a father who read too much Japanese hentai shit.

In this case it’s the latter.

It’s not unusual for young girls to have these idealized, sexually safe relationships. See the fans of any boy band.

The problem is that when a 13 year old girl escapes into a fantasy relationship with One Direction we just smile because we know she’ll grow out of it. We don’t encourage her by asking what she’ll name their kids, or how she’ll manage being on tour with the band.

When a young girl falls into Fujo nonsense, it’s really the same mechanism, except they’re encouraged to deepen their fantasy life and make it their entire identity.

Also: Ban hentai.

Evidence shows that they're more likely to be straight up pedophiles and proud of it. Less political maybe, but certainly not less unhinged or depraved. The "rotten" part of the word isn't a joke.
Ever seen when Japanese kids start listening to gangsta rap?

They start LARPing being niggers 24-7 and look something like this:

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Likewise, when Japanese cultural shit is consumed by white kids, it seems to mess with their minds like Fujoshi and hentai does.

It’s like a weird cultural virus. Once you take it out of the cultural antibody that’s used to dealing with it, and implant it into a foreign cultural body, it ravages individuals like a mind AIDS.
 
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Ever seen when Japanese kids start listening to gangsta rap?

They start LARPing being niggers 24-7 and look something like this:

Likewise, when Japanese cultural shit is consumed by white kids, it seems to mess with their minds like Fujoshi and hentai does.

It’s like a weird cultural virus. Once you take it out of the cultural antibody that’s used to dealing with it, and implant it into a foreign cultural body, it ravages individuals like a mind AIDS.
I don't think there's any particular immunity to the mind virus within the Japanese population either though, because the anime obsessed are, perhaps rightfully, shunned as social outcasts in their own country due to their well-known perversity as a subculture. In the US furries are probably about equally reviled by normal people for almost the same (entirely justified) reasons.
 
Apropos of nothing at all except that it crossed my mind: if you mockingly called a pooner "Pinocchio", would she take it as a compliment since Pinocchio did actually become a real boy in the end? Or an insult because it implies you'd need a literal magic wand to actually turn a non-boy into a boy? Or, probably, take it as an insult deep down, but play it off as a compliment through Twitter bravado?

Among other things, troons proliferate in Anglo colonies because American culture is all about lashing out at its European roots. White US/Can/Aus zoomers aren't allowed an identity outside lgbtqbbq.
Counterpoint: there are a  loooooooot of trannies from places like Brazil, Thailand, and the Philippines. My gut feeling is that that kind of tranny is more common in socially conservative countries with more rigid/traditional gender norms. Whereas the Baskin-Robbins 31 flavors of gender shit is more prevalent in Western countries that have eased off on those norms.
 
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Counterpoint: there are a  loooooooot of trannies from places like Brazil, Thailand, and the Philippines. My gut feeling is that that kind of tranny is more common in socially conservative countries with more rigid/traditional gender norms. Whereas the Baskin-Robbins 31 flavors of gender shit is more prevalent in Western countries that have eased off on those norms.
Those kind of trannies are just men who lack the dignity and are greedy enough to put on a dress to be fucked by closeted men with money. It's not an identity as much as it is a "pay for gay" arrangement being viewed by westerners whose education made them dumber.

Iran trannies are probably the closest example to what you are describing and I've never seen the numbers on it, and considering the poor relations they have with the world's superpower I am unsure where I could find accurate numbers on their existence.
 
Fujo to pooner pipeline or the curious way of how Pooners are made written and drawn by a Dood.


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When you are obsessed with gay headcanons on tumblr one day you start thinking "hey, bowties are cool!" and "i can totally name myself Jaiden!"

>be me
>scroll through my KF alerts
>notice I was tagged in the Pooner Zoo thread for some reason
>click on thread link
>"uh oh"
>see quoted post
>instantly recognize art style because this pooner is popular in the lupin iii fandom
>"oh no"
>scroll down to end of comic in quoted

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I hate having eyes sometimes.

Not only does Jey Pawlik occasionally post pooner autobiography crap like this on Oh Joy Sex Toy, but she seems to be particularly interested in pooner Jigen for some reason. She even made a doujinshi about it that she occasionally shills on her social media (archive)

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That drawing near the bottom of Jigen from Lupin III as a pooner with sagging hairy tits has been permanently burned into my retinas :cryblood::heart-empty:

Muh boi did nothing to deserve this (:_(

On the bright side, we found @toilet_rainbow a new avatar.

Chuckle aside, I pass:heart-empty:
 
and quote "didn't want to be a tiny vulnerable female anymore",
Get a gun then.
Fujo to pooner pipeline or the curious way of how Pooners are made written and drawn by a Dood.


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When you are obsessed with gay headcanons on tumblr one day you start thinking "hey, bowties are cool!" and "i can totally name myself Jaiden!"
Imagine drawing all that and not even considering you might be going crazy.
Maybe i should try identifying as a young woman to get it?
Change your gender in paper and say you need T shots to stay manly.

"Yeah I'm transitioning, from beta to alpha"
What's funny is that if you made this as a parody they would say you're exaggerating too much and its not believable.
 
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