Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

I blame the LGB community for the troon problem more than feminists. LGB added the T, openly support them by including them in their "pride" events/flag, and are allies when it comes to grooming and molesting children.

Some in the LGB community are pushing back, like the LGB Alliance and Gays Against Groomers, but only because lesbians are getting called transphobic for not wanting to have sex with a pig in a wig, because faggots are tired of seeing women in Grindr, and they want to distance themselves from troons when the blowback happens to save their precious gay marriage and adoption.
I blame feminists for the LGB shit, too. So in my mind it's a two handed push.

Feminism set out to totally demolish gender roles and how the sexes relate. They largely succeeded, turning men into defective women and women into defective men. They saw this as progress, as now they could girlboss it up and stroke their ego about how little they need those damn dirty 'scrotes'.

At the same time most of these misandrist marxists have a great love of lesbians, because it supposedly both removes men from the equation and punishes them('political lesbianism'). They also see the gays as their little pets/surrogate receptacles for maternal instinct. So you get women who #hatemen and endlessly defend gays.

Most men saw this, and not wanting to hated by women, changed their tune. They became more emotionally open, more feminine, less 'patriarchal'. You had some old hold outs who kept up the old ways, but on the whole first and second wave feminists got what they wanted.

But uh oh, despite this gender relations kept getting worse! Men didn't take the lead in the shit? Well now they're immature manbabies who 'just want a mom'. They were more open about their emotions? Now they're crybaby losers who need to, hilariously, 'man up' and stop 'putting their problems on women'. Look at incels. Incels are largely pathetic men who are open about their inability to date and how that makes them feel. We're in stinkditch, so you don't need to tell me how women respond to incels.

Meanwhile women feel forced to actively reject anything traditionally feminine because it's not according to second and third wave feminist's goal of abolishing gender. If a woman would rather be a stay at home mom she gets the shit flamed out of her for 'wasting her potential'. She has to girlboss it up or else the feminists will call her a 'pickme'. And, if you look at rates of depression, you see that said girlbosses aren't any happier than men now. They're actually far less happy. But we should celebrate women being unhappy en masse as a feminist victory?

Now take what I just said and apply it to the concept of pooners and trannies. Those cases are gender rejection taken to their most logical extreme. Those are the outcomes of destroying gender roles and how the two sexes get along.

Yet we're expected to, if we don't want to eat a ban from this forum, sit here and say how this all could be solved if only radical feminisn had gone farther.

Give me tophats, because boy fucking howdy does that make me MATI.
 
Lots of pooners aren't even on T and just larping, its practically a meme now.

Also some really abuse T thinking its going to magically make them 6.11" and give them a manly jaw.
i don't mean those, i mean the passoids
 
Was browsing Twitter for the first time in a while yesterday – I see it's still overrun with gender crazies even with Elon at the helm – and found this specimen. Just loling at the fact that the name "Theo" has now spread to pooners in the hispanophone realm (I assume it's borrowed straight from English in this case since it's spelled with "h").
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Are variants of Theodore even that common in Spanish-speaking countries?
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can we have one thread laughing at troons and poons not devolve into men bitching about their mom/stacy/feminism?
See now, this is what makes pooner/trooner threads the best. You get to laugh at sex pests mutilating their bodies and the occasional sperg feminist. Where else do you get two groups of cows mooing?
 
And the same hypocrisy goes for sex-segregated places.

Some men deciding they don’t want women in their golf club? OUTRAGEOUS! SUE THEM! A synagogue segregating men and women? TAKE THEIR TAX EXEMPT STATUS! AND PUBLIC FUNDING!
My favorite is TERFs in the UK using Islam as an excuse to have women only gyms. Like that won't come to bite them in the ass at some point.

Pooner tax. Remember, this is all men's fault!!!!
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Dumb pooner doesn't realize these guys are probably getting it illegally and that men who could seriously use testosterone to greatly improve their lives are denied it as a matter of policy (since testosterone is treated like a controlled substance often) in favor of pooners being able to grow pube beards and live out their deluded yaoi fantasy.
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My favorite is TERFs in the UK using Islam as an excuse to have women only gyms. Like that won't come to bite them in the ass at some point.

Pooner tax. Remember, this is all men's fault!!!!
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Dumb pooner doesn't realize these guys are probably getting it illegally and that men who could seriously use testosterone to greatly improve their lives are denied it as a matter of policy (since testosterone is treated like a controlled substance often) in favor of pooners being able to grow pube beards and live out their deluded yaoi fantasy.
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Also you can't just talk about "T", the bodybuilders are probably on some other stereoid, and taking estrogen blockers not to grow tits etc. And surprisingly for some mystical reason "amab" bodies can handle it better, at least their vaginas dont atrophy.
And if you are a man in your early twenties you can even get the back-acne by working out a lot and eating right to build up your natural levels.

I would also like male only gyms. Being distracted by thots in church sucks, and I don't want to be in the backround on someones instagram.
 
In this post in this thread, we looked at the self-described leader of 4chan's FtM scene, "FemaleToMozart".

If you don't remember, she's a mid-twenties lady autist obsessed with dressing like a 16th century fancylad and roleplaying role fantasies about youtubers.

Here she is:

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Well, last time she got mentioned here, we starting noticing just how many times she posted drawings of herself on Twitter and 4chan where she was made out to look like a little child. Here's some of those to jog your memory:

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What's interesting though is how suddenly after around the time this Pooner thread got featured that she seemed to stop posting online. Her Twitter's basically been dead for the last few months and if you search the 4chan /lgbt/ archives for "Mozart", you don't get much.

I assumed someone made her aware of this thread or she started noticing Pooners were getting laughed at online suddenly and she might have done the smart thing for once and just decided to stop being so public about her fujo fantasies and drawing loli of herself.

... but no.

I realized the real reason you can't find any new stuff from her by simply searching "Mozart".

I shit you not, she's moved on from just pretending to be a faggy little boy, to pretending to be a faggy little cat boy.

Introducing, Meowzart. This chick's fujo pooner-fursona combo.

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See, you take a classic Mozart digital self-harm portrait, like so:

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Then, you simply slap that face onto a pooner-pink MSPaint cat body, and voila!:

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She never went offline, she just changed up the persona she uses. She's been posting since across multiple platforms as "Mozart the Feline" (among some other names). But she's still rampant on 4chan advertising her FtM Discord grooming servers (search those archives only at your own risk!).

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But wait, there's more!

She's been doing this for close to a year now. The cat-fujo-sona has extensive "lore" in that female autist way that means re-drawing your OC in every fetishistic way possible:

Searching the archives, I first two I found were 'Latex Meowzart' and several of 'Baby Meowzart':

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There's also 'Cuck Meowzart' and 'Fetus Meowzart':

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There's also a few Meowzarts in various states of death and about to be crushed:

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Smug political Meowzarts and, for some reason, Jewish Meowzarts:

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You could probably make a whole thread on just this chick with how deep this rabbithole goes. There's dozens and dozens of these floating around seedy FtM spaces online, and I finally put it together that it's all coming from the leader of the big 4chan-adjacent 'Poonybin' clique.

This is weird on it's own, but just remember, this is the sort of person who spends all their free time not drawing cat OC edits trying to 'crack the eggs' of teenage girls on Twitter and get them to start taking DIY hormones. These people are literally insane, and that's gonna mannifest in a whole heap of different ways - including whatever all this is.

Anyway, I'll try and keep my eyes out for more of these to add to the thread.

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Bonus, like every female autistic, she plays the Sims.
And she posted her modded(?) character on Twitter once too, you'll never guess what it is...

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Introducing, Meowzart. This chick's fujo pooner-fursona combo.
Every now and then we see some troon or pooner with geniune creativity and talent. Savant material. Someone should give this gal a job at an ad agency or cartoon mill and let her rip. And watch the fame and fortune roll in. She's all over the place (and dives headfirst into wild territory) but it all holds together really well. And there's flashes of true brilliance there.
 
She's been doing this for close to a year now. The cat-fujo-sona has extensive "lore" in that female autist way that means re-drawing your OC in every fetishistic way possible:

Just out of curiosity. What would she do if you trolled by making a comic where her self insert gets transmogrified into an attractive young woman?

This is like near Chris Chan levels of cray cray.
 
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