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Salvador Dali said:
Fat pooners are an anomaly to me as obesity increases estrogen levels in the body which probably makes their transition more difficult. What's the point of mutilating your chest as a fatty? So you can go bald and develop the equivalent of man boobs? Is it the pride that comes with showing off their chest scars for the other troons in their community to envy? It all remains a mystery... (:_(
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Fat pooners seem to be the norm for whatever reason. What's funny is that when they get top surgery they insist on having their surgeons remove all the fat there without taking into the account that men of the same size do have substantial breast tissue. So their chests end up looking unnaturally concave. Example:

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Below: Pooners attempt to storm the Utah capitol. Look at that terrifying male rage! They are definitely as scary as real men.

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Mellorine said:
Being a fujo would probably be less sus than the amount of time I've spent gawking at the depths of female degeneracy on fandom_wank type boards, tbh.

Pooner content: that poon I posted earlier (that acts like she's stealth despite making hour long videos about Harry Potter fanfics) has covered My Immortal. The longer I listen to that roid-voice speak in girlish cadence, the more it just sounds like a chain-smoking aunt.
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Is that a pooner or just a raging male faggot? The skull and chin looks too huge to be female and the hands are large too.
 
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Jamila said:
I still haven't read or watched Trigun lol.
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Watch it. Anime is gay, but the ones that try to feel western inspired are beautiful. Bebop, Trigun, BIG O, and Samurai Champloo are the best of the "we can tell a good story in 30 episodes or less". Also Space Dandy, if you just want dumb fun. Also these anime are mega transphobic, the Bebop movie has a little girl knocking on the door of a tranny who says, "Ahhhh, you want to come in for candy little bo-hey wait, you're a girl! What are you trying to do, ruin my reputation?"
Back when trannies were the butt of jokes, good times.
 
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Dragged Into Sunlight said:
Some of you have oddly specific insight on the inner workings of the fujoshi mind. Kinda sus.
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For me, I was a secret asshole back then as I am a secret asshole now and enjoy judging people.

Back in the 90s anime was rare for me and so I thought I liked it because Akira and Vampire Hunter D were unlike anything the west had to offer, and then Sailor Moon and Pokemon were cute.

When I started meeting other people who knew about anime I started getting put off. So many were so weird. I lurked in their internet spaces to hate watch like a trainwreck. But honestly, the navel gazing of the live journal and tumblr girls, once you saw a handful of them, got repetitive and boring. I swear it must be genetic, more than just a social contagion.

And yes, pooning out is not different than the weird little emo kids of yesteryear. Having been around teens for summer programs for years it's the same kind of kids, maybe the intellectual property changes. Invader Zim, Homestuck, Undertale, Nightmare Before Christmas, whatever it is now. The misfit attitude, malingering and identifying as oppressed and outcast even when they have a big friend group at school.

But now the adults have given credence to their awkward teen angst and so here we are.
 
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KateHikes14 said:
From guys I know who took roids, if you don't take enough estrogen blockers, it will cause feminizing issues(gyno, erratic moodswings, even PMS-like symptoms), and the causal guideline they used was "Calc the amount you need then triple it". I have to imagine for doods the advice should probably be "...and then double it too."
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Nah, one funny side effect of women injecting T is that the female body does convert T to estrogen, because females naturally handle both testosteron and estrogen during a fertility cycle. Pooners end up having *more* female hormones if they don't block estrogen while taking heroic doses of T to become manly doods...
 
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a feel said:
Nah, one funny side effect of women injecting T is that the female body does convert T to estrogen, because females naturally handle both testosteron and estrogen during a fertility cycle. Pooners end up having *more* female hormones if they don't block estrogen while taking heroic doses of T to become manly doods...
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My mother pointed out to me how the butchiest, brashest, and manliest dykes always have giant racks. Ever since then I can't unsee it. Yeah I've seen cute little baby dykes back in the day before they got eaten up by trans. But most of the butches have real back-breakers. My mother would wonder if testosterone had something to do with breast development, and then muse about what was up with men who ended up with gynecomastia. This was before Google, but I think my mom was on to something.
 
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behindyourightnow said:
Fat pooners seem to be the norm for whatever reason. What's funny is that when they get top surgery they insist on having their surgeons remove all the fat there without taking into the account that men of the same size do have substantial breast tissue. So their chests end up looking unnaturally concave. Example:

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Below: Pooners attempt to storm the Utah capitol. Look at that terrifying male rage! They are definitely as scary as real men.

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They're gonna get the FBI involved and investigate this blatant assault on our democracy right? RIGHT????
 
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How is this not child abuse? also even neocon rags like dailymail are boing the pronoun bullshit now...

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Its just like trannies, total autoandrophilia.
Aunt Carol said:
1985 comedy Teen Wolf;
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Blast from the past, haven't seen it since the 90's.
BallsMcLongDong said:
Back when trannies were the butt of jokes
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They still are, people just laugh behind their backs now.
Lady Bizness said:
When I started meeting other people who knew about anime I started getting put off
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Exact same situation here.
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identifying as oppressed and outcast even when they have a big friend group at school.
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I particularly hate these types, then again everybody is a victim nowadays isn't it? even billionaires are doing this "poor me" bullshit now...
Lady Bizness said:
My mother pointed out to me how the butchiest, brashest, and manliest dykes always have giant racks.
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I seen a few but they were also fat so that helps...
 
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hufflemuff said:
They exist but they're just as rare as actually small delicate TiMs. There's no general shortage of tall women and short men with small hands but it's almost always petite girls and linebackers trooning out.
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You can find women as tall as that in the Netherlands, Floor Jansen for example is legitimately like 6 ft tall. Though I'm not sure how much that country suffers from the pooner plague. Seemingly not very much.
 
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