Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Tybalt The S@ucy B0y]

oh, masculinization. I first heard about it from the onion guy uglying his partners up to wreck their confidence. Yeah, it's gross as fuck. I know about it from an abuse tactic angle. like, make this girl who'd otherwise be pretty or cute and tell her she should shave her head, stop doing whatever she does to look pretty, and maybe make her lose weight to be as thin as a dude would be. sick shit. I guess it's kinda like the woman version of emasculation+physical feminization+sissy hypno porn.

Onision did this to his girlfriends

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

I've read this like 5 times over and I'm still confused what she means by conversion therapy. Wouldn't validating same-sex attraction be the opposite of conversion therapy?

Apparently "same-sex attraction" has been used in the past by actual pray/psychoanalyze-away-the-gay proponents of conversion therapy, so now anybody who uses the term (which, in this context, is predominantly gay men rejecting the idea that they should be attracted to pooners because they're "men") clearly advocates for that, by their retarded logic.

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

So I wasn't having much luck ai generating pooners until I realized the secret was inserting the word 'gnome' into the description.

Spoiler: Poonertits

 

[tZir]

same ol' genital preference talk. "assumptions about how someone might want to have sex" is a nice way of saying "You don't know if you like boycunt! I know you're gay but you should fuck me, you transphobe". and lol it's been said to death but still; genital preferences are not "weird". Idk but a big part of sex, physically, are the genitals. or idk maybe I'm wrong and you can spiritually penetrate someone with your spiritual pooncock. hey, maybe we're all wrong.

Rapity rapey rape is rapingly raping people who don't wanna have sex with her. and I'm sorry but it's fine to deny sex last minute when you see that cunt is actually a tucked cock. I don't owe you anything. Your fucking new identity does not entitle you to my body. People need to remind themselves pooners are trannies too, and that comes with all the disgusting tranny rhetoric and disgusting tranny rapey rape opinions. oh, and if you ask how I know it's a pooner I checked. I needed some visual palette cleansers after that.

 

[pork and beans]

like a fun sized howard hamlin

she WISHES she were a fun sized howard hamlin. or any size howard hamlin for that matter. bless him

also lol at this video of a self aware pooner. at least she knows shes an autoandrophile. but hearing her say it outloud is just kinda sad and gross

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

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same ol' genital preference talk.

I talked about it in the detransitioner thread, but it still makes my brain go DOES NOT COMPUTE DOES NOT COMPUTE DOES NOT COMPUTE every time I see some online person of gender say shit like that. I know in most cases it's just seething because nobody wants to fuck them, but too many people seem to honest-to-god believe that the physical body plays no part in sexual attraction (or at least that's how they talk online).

 

[FatalTater]

Somewhere on tumblr today I ran across a post saying

"cis women feminists who say shit like "all men suck" or "i drink male tears", just know that trans men do not feel safe around you xx"

and my initial reaction was, "So?"

But then the more I thought about it the more irritated I got.
I mean, I guess it's a pretty masculine thing, to tell women to stifle themselves in order to make others happy, but jeez. Way to be male in one of the most toxic ways out there. Congrats.

 

[pink cigarettes]

Somewhere on tumblr today I ran across a post saying

"cis women feminists who say shit like "all men suck" or "i drink male tears", just know that trans men do not feel safe around you xx"

and my initial reaction was, "So?"

But then the more I thought about it the more irritated I got.
I mean, I guess it's a pretty masculine thing, to tell women to stifle themselves in order to make others happy, but jeez. Way to be male in one of the most toxic ways out there. Congrats.

Not to mention that "All men suck, except trans men, they're different" would be met with an absolute shitstorm of transphobia accusations.
Tbh I don't want FTMs to feel "safe" around me, unless it's because they're realizing what a huge mistake they've made and need a referral to the nearest clinic

 

[Surfin Terf]

Somewhere on tumblr today I ran across a post saying

"cis women feminists who say shit like "all men suck" or "i drink male tears", just know that trans men do not feel safe around you xx"

and my initial reaction was, "So?"

But then the more I thought about it the more irritated I got.
I mean, I guess it's a pretty masculine thing, to tell women to stifle themselves in order to make others happy, but jeez. Way to be male in one of the most toxic ways out there. Congrats.

I think it's the opposite, they think that, despite making such a big deal about how they're totally valid doods, but they sure do like to cash in on the fact that they're female. Have you ever known a sooner to declare that they have never suffered misogyny? Or to call out their male privilege other than to show obeisance to TiMs?

They aren't complaining because they're concerned about men's feelings being hurt, they're mad that feminists aren't making an exception for them.

 

[Girahira]

I met a chick on grindr lmao!

You’d be surprised, from previous reports it looks like Grindr is the easiest place to get pussy. All it costs you is a few ‘dude/bro‘s in regular intervals, some poppers and a noseclamp.

 

[Dambusters' Dog II]

From fragmented bits and pieces of my erstwhile medical training, I vaguely recall something called "moon face" being a side effect of certain types of steroid-based medications

Moon face is from a different type of steroids

Here is what prednisone did to Jerry Lewis.

Caonima is right, the steroids that are used for suppressing the immune system and can cause "moon face", such as prednisone, are corticosteroids. Testosterone is a sex steroid, and the drugs bodybuilders take to mimic the muscle building effect of testosterone are anabolic steroids. Steroid refers to organic molecules having a particular structure of carbon atoms in three hexagons and a pentagon, not to a biological function.

Considering how many women(male) claim that estrogen made them shorter, it’s weird that I can’t remember ever seeing a man(female) claim that testosterone made them taller.

We had mention of one who thought it would a while back:

I knew a pooner once that was 100% convinced that HRT would increase their height.

 

[scathefire]

I'm pretty sure the only reason they've stopped shitting on International Men's Day is because of transmen. It would hurt the feelings of pooners if people didn't tell them they're valid 24/7.

 

[Tragon Dirtle]

Excess testosterone still acts as an immunosuppressant (also too little, for some reason it's immunostimulatory only at exactly the right natural dose). All the gay party drugs are immunosuppressant - poppers and coke especially, abuse directly related to how fast you died of aids once you caught it. Lou Sullivan literally speedran AIDS.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

same ol' genital preference talk. "assumptions about how someone might want to have sex" is a nice way of saying "You don't know if you like boycunt! I know you're gay but you should fuck me, you transphobe". and lol it's been said to death but still; genital preferences are not "weird". Idk but a big part of sex, physically, are the genitals. or idk maybe I'm wrong and you can spiritually penetrate someone with your spiritual pooncock. hey, maybe we're all wrong.

I think most people know whether they like the pus or cock, I don't even wanna look at my cock and I sure as hell don't wanna look at someone else's cock. And yea a huge part of sex is the genitals at least 6-7 inches of it lol. Someone talking about you might like it, that's like grooming if you gotta try and talk someone into something they arent comfortable doing, its not a consensual thing. I don't care if they finally cave in and let you do whatever deviant shit to them, pretty sure the court would call it rape.

 

[Piss Bear]

I think most people know whether they like the pus or cock, I don't even wanna look at my cock and I sure as hell don't wanna look at someone else's cock. And yea a huge part of sex is the genitals at least 6-7 inches of it lol. Someone talking about you might like it, that's like grooming if you gotta try and talk someone into something they arent comfortable doing, its not a consensual thing. I don't care if they finally cave in and let you do whatever deviant shit to them, pretty sure the court would call it rape.

Yes, everyone already knows what they like. And these gender-special weirdos don't want to think about it, but sex is a big part of a relationship, and you can't just ignore the fact that they have the "wrong" genitals for the entire relationship, and coddle them and tell them everything's okay all the time. That's not healthy for either of you. And especially if they have something you aren't attracted to, you can't just ignore that the entire relationship? Surgery is out of the question. No one is attracted to genitals post-op.

How will you get to know their family when their entire family probably has already cut them off for trooning out? How will you form a solid bond with them? And what if you want to have a baby naturally without needing a fucking surrogate mother or donor sperm?

Troons, it ain't worth it. If you ever want to have a love life in the future that isn't desolate and hopeless, just stay the way you are, log off of Reddit, take a shower, get therapy and touch grass. It sounds memey, but doing those things really will help.

 

[Hepativore]

Generally sound advice, but I disagree with

get therapy

The mental health professions will most likely just affirm somebody's trans delusions the moment they get wind of the fact that a person is having gender identity delusions. I wish there was a way to vet therapists who would not just shove people down the path of going trans, but as far as I know there is currently no way to do so.

This is mostly for @monstrous bubo , our resident pooner zoologist, but anybody who has any information should feel free to contribute. I want to update the Tranny Glossary thread for the definitions on the different species of pooner in the pooner taxonomic genus.

So, there is the tunapooner, the poonscum, dooderino, uke, and unaman...how are they all different?

 

[melty]

I'm not like those other girls who are playing pretend! I am a real man!


Why do people who actually know the outcome of this surgery think it's terrible, while people who know nothing about it think it's great?

 

[deermeat]

This little lady is getting all in a tiff because she is threatened by dudes who don't want her tunapoon. Just a face full of trans joy.
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A nice little reminder that everyone who spouts this sentiment that "oh, most gay people support LGBTQ+' are straight or bi, not a homosexual. Whether it be a straight man or straight woman. It's a direct attack aimed at lesbian/gay people and propaganda for anyone confused about their sexuality to further make them believe they must be bi or something must be wrong with them.
It is disgusting and if there is any trans genocide, I want these "people" to die first. It's one thing to be homophobic, it takes some next-level psychopathy to identify as something you aren't and then try to oppress the thing you are identifying as. Imagine if racists started identifying as the race they hate and then saying the people who are the race they're identifying as are "wrong" for being that race.

Again, pure evil.

 

[Crusty Old Sock]

Only an extremely degenerate bi will touch troons or pooners

 

[Jacques1194]

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A nice little reminder that everyone who spouts this sentiment that "oh, most gay people support LGBTQ+' are straight or bi, not a homosexual. Whether it be a straight man or straight woman. It's a direct attack aimed at lesbian/gay people and propaganda for anyone confused about their sexuality to further make them believe they must be bi or something must be wrong with them.
It is disgusting and if there is any trans genocide, I want these "people" to die first. It's one thing to be homophobic, it takes some next-level psychopathy to identify as something you aren't and then try to oppress the thing you are identifying as. Imagine if racists started identifying as the race they hate and then saying the people who are the race they're identifying as are "wrong" for being that race.

Again, pure evil.

I've said this before and I'll say it again.If the majority of gay people support the TQ+ why do they keep whining about how gay people always reject dating them?There's probably over 100 posts on the trans subs of them complaining about gay people being transphobic, and having genital preferences.Its so frustrating how we'll never get good data on this because queer has become a meaningless word because spicy straight people think that them having a GNC relationship with their opposite sex partner is some how queer.