Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

  • 🐕 I am attempting to get the site runnning as fast as possible. If you are experiencing slow page load times, please report it.
Do women just have zero depth perception and spatial awareness
Yes.
There's a Facebook page from my local area, dedicated to this phenomenon. I have seen women screeching with rage about how it's IMPOSSIBLE!!! to park in 45° angled parking, nevermind parallel parking spots.
Imagine if you will, a bubble extending, oh, 5 metres maximum from your body in all directions. This is a woman's Zone of Awareness. She can see and hear everything happening in that space, simultaneously. Anything outside that bubble is not perceived. This is an excellent trait when one has to cook, clean and mind small children; not so great for things like flying fighter jets or avoiding stationary objects when driving at high speed.
 
It's so stretched out that it looks like it could snap open. Then again I have no idea if that can happen with stretched ear piercings.
It can. I once sat behind someone at a funeral of a very close friend and all I can remember of the service is staring at this crusty guys two snapped stretched ears, they had fizzled up into little bits that looked like the ends of BBQd king prawn.
Truly gross visual. They had clearly been stretched up to a very large gauge before they split, too
They were both like that too. Perhaps he got in a brutal fight and had them deliberately wrenched out. I didn't engage him in conversation to find out.


Also, lol. From a few pages back, on arguably one of the 'best' pooner chests..
IMG_3384.jpeg
Screenshot_20240331_055519_com.android.chrome_edit_168568601937819.jpg
How u doin
 
Last edited:
Stretched ears are a common pooner thing, she has a black tunnel in hers.
That said looks like she has fuck all skin left so did a really bad job stretching it and surprised its not split

I've not really been able to pinpoint on why Pooners take this look because it's almost entirly unique to pooners like they are not trying to be a smol emo boy or punk or anything they have this weird mess of not exact style choices that are also not exactly masculine either.

At least with MtF troons you know they take the goth look because they skinwalk as the goth girl that rejected them in high school, or even Fujopooners want to be the anime boy.
But these sort just a mystery to me.
I have a whole sperg about pooners and their stretched ears:
(Full disclosure: I had stretched earlobes in the 90s, big enough to stick a thumb through. But I was never really into piercings and had the lobes repaired later.)
There's obviously a lot of overlap with people who are into tattoos and those who are into piercings. A lot do it to be trendy, fit in, stand out, whatever; I'm not going to engage in the "what do body mods MEAN" debate, there are other threads for that. But I will say, ime, there's a certain kind of person who is REALLY into multiple piercings and/or stretching of lobes. They're the kind of person who always wants something to mess with, fidget with, work on, etc.

This urge often extends to their personal life, there's always some drama, some issue, someone they're trying to to fix. When you stretch your ears, it's a long ongoing process you can be working on for years. Every time you do it there's a little pain and a little victory. You get to buy new jewelry for it, care for a little wound.
Among normie women, it's the same type of urge in the one who is obsessed with having her nails done (beyond just wanting to look polished and professional.) I think the drive comes from a place that's usually pretty harmless and normal, maybe a little neurotic but not a big deal, if you're just into manicures or whatever.
But I honestly think it's on a whole spectrum of behaviors, the far end of which is stuff like self-mutilation, pooning out, Munchausen's, etc. (Just like saving some paper grocery bags and rubber bands is totally normal- but the far end of that urge gone haywire is behavior like hoarding.)

Anyway, all that is to say that I think pooners are not just doing it for the look or because it's a goofy subcultural thing, like some people. They do it because they simply cannot help themselves. They're doing it because it's an itch to scratch, an urge they have to take control, to change themselves, to physically and visibly transform. Something to work on, with ongoing and increasing results, but which, unlike going to the gym or therapy or school, takes no real effort or character to achieve.

This ^ is also why they seemingly endure endless complications and revisions with their rotdogs. It's why women who say they have no dysphoria lop their tits off. And it's why while many of them have tattoos, those aren't their main thing. Those are literally only surface level and by definition unchanging. The ears are more appealing as a visible deeper change, before they move on to pooner-centric mutilation. They are happy with never-ending painful projects to fuck with until they finally burn out from their 40th rotdog fistula UTI and 41%.
Have these girls never met a butch lesbian before, or seen a unisex barbershop? I keep seeing these wildly expensive woke hair salons opening up and saying they'll "affirm your gender" by cutting your hair, as if other hairdressers wouldn't do their hair for like a third of the price.
Even the friendliest liberal men's barbershop with people who "respected" their pronouns is still such a men's space. They would know they were only being humored. They need a place where they can talk about gendered haircuts to people who are more deeply brainwashed. It's so pathetic
 
She may be an outlier but the one pooner I interact with in day to day life is pretty open about the fact that she had her breasts excised because she was tired of men staring at her chest.
Women do as well as many women like to compare themselves to other women, and now people will stare at the huge and ugly scars that you now have on your torso when you take your shirt off.
 
Right, sorry woman men are always gonna wanna stare at your chest, whether you cut your tits off or not lol.
Human nature in general is to judge others by looks, most women who claim men are constantly staring at their tits usually either have them be their key feature or just self conscious / self image problems.
 
Human nature in general is to judge others by looks, most women who claim men are constantly staring at their tits usually either have them be their key feature or just self conscious / self image problems.
I think woman like it, and it doesn't matter if you got small tits or big ones, there's a guy that likes that tiddy type. Some guys moms probably have huge knockers so they like smaller ones, and vica versa I bet. I donnu that's some Freud type thinking but it's definitely a thing. But even if a guy likes little ones he still will look at some bigguns too
 
She may be an outlier but the one pooner I interact with in day to day life is pretty open about the fact that she had her breasts excised because she was tired of men staring at her chest.
So a pooner you know approached an annoyance as old as time with a victim mentality and a completely batshit insane "solution". Or she's lying to avoid responsibility for having made a stupid choice. I'm shocked, just shocked /sneed
 
Last edited:
Human nature in general is to judge others by looks, most women who claim men are constantly staring at their tits usually either have them be their key feature or just self conscious / self image problems.
In my experience, normal men don't really stare. I am sure they look, but stare to the point of me noticing or feeling uncomfortable? Maybe twice in my whole life. That's because I don't wear low-cut shirts that show cleveage or bras that push them up further. But also, because I hang around normal well-adjusted men. Any woman who goes for the titchop because "men are staring at her chest" is lying or retarded* because she literally went for the most drastic option of them all before trying to, idk, dress more modestly or not associating with monkey brained men.

*And pooners are both.

I am convinced most pooners decide to lop their chest off because they are on the fat side and they think having no chest will make them look thinner/better. And of course, because of internalised mysoginy and wanting to not be perceived as a woman for this reason or that.

I think woman like it
As a rule we don't.
 
Last edited:
Any woman who goes for the titchop because "men are staring at her chest" is lying or retarded* because she literally went for the most drastic option of them all before trying to, idk, dress more modestly or not associating with monkey brained men.
I think it's just cope, they got the chop for the same stupid reason as all the other girls but they don't want to say that so they invent a reason thats not just "I fell for a stupid fad and irreparably damaged my body. " I've seen a few former pooners like this. Even better with this excuse they can blame their situation on men and not their own stupidity.
 
I think it's just cope, they got the chop for the same stupid reason as all the other girls but they don't want to say that so they invent a reason thats not just "I fell for a stupid fad and irreparably damaged my body. " I've seen a few former pooners like this. Even better with this excuse they can blame their situation on men and not their own stupidity.
100%
Especially since it helps them continue to avoid responsibility and shuts down the conversation
I have all sympathy for and know all too well the kind of nonsense young women have to put up with (modest dress or not) but "I had a radical mastectomy because some dudes leer" is the most absurd, dumbass, embarrassing claim
 
Any woman who goes for the titchop because "men are staring at her chest" is lying or retarded
The pooner I know is definitely a bit of a case of both.
Kind of sad, she used to be able to hold a normal conversation but is increasingly unhinged and incoherent.
Oh well, you can not exactly tell a retard to stop being retarded.
Effort - c.pngEffort.jpg
 
Something to work on, with ongoing and increasing results, but which, unlike going to the gym or therapy or school, takes no real effort or character to achieve.
Ear gauges are a neurotic distraction project for sure. A meet-able goal in the quest to DIY edgelordhood. But I suspect that it all starts with the simple question: "OMG! What can be done with these horrible girly pierced ear holes? Even when they've closed up, I'll still have little dents!" The answer being "Stretch them out with manly ear gauges! Of course! That'll hide your AFAB shame."
"I had a radical mastectomy because some dudes leer" is the most absurd, dumbass, embarrassing claim
It's very odd that having zero emotional resilience puts them on a path where they'll risk surgery and will themselves into being something that's literally impossible. Why not use that latent strength to tell leering men to fuck off? Or simply laugh at or ignore them? Leerers are a fact of life.
 
Any woman who goes for the titchop because "men are staring at her chest" is lying or retarded*
Or was abused. A mastectomy isn't a treatment for abuse, but it's another factor that could make a woman think it's a great idea to remove secondary sex characteristics.
"I had a radical mastectomy because some dudes leer"
Autism time: "radical mastectomy" is the term for removing not only the breast, but the pectoral muscles underneath, and the axillary lymph nodes. It's pretty extensive and you only see it for really big tumors these days, or ones growing into the chest wall.

Pooners keep their lymph nodes and often their nipples. I'm sure it's named and coded differently because it's a gender thing (and also because of the nipples), but it's essentially a simple mastectomy with aesthetic flat closure. Some places call it "total" instead of "simple."
 
Or was abused. A mastectomy isn't a treatment for abuse, but it's another factor that could make a woman think it's a great idea to remove secondary sex characteristics.

whynotboth.gif
I think we all know by now that this is a common factor. Tbh one of the most irritating things about the topic, especially in the Ellen Page thread, is constantly being helpfully reminded of possible sex abuse. As though there aren't people in the threads who are very personally aware of the effects of abuse, but who nonetheless still call bullshit on the emotional manipulation practiced by TIFs. I maintain that anyone still involved in transgender ideology, yet still citing men leering as a reason they had their breasts removed is, indeed, retarded or a liar lol
 
Do women just have zero depth perception and spatial awareness? I know the meme of women being bad drivers and not being able to parallel park, but didn't think reverse parking was included. It's so fucking easy. You just back straight into the spot. Or is this just pooners being shit at literally everything like usual?
Probably both. Let's just say I've never encountered a pooner who seemed on her A-game. In interacting with them in a professional setting they seem to have the same brain fog I did postpartum.
After living in the city I got so good at parallel parking, I could fit into anything. Within months of moving to a new area, and then returning to visit, I could hardly get into a very easy space. It must be a spatial understanding thing. It can be memorized, but it's hard to deal with novel situations. I admit my deficiency in all humility even though I tend to be really good at spatial imagination for a girl. I back in at work and at home every day but there are still some days where I completely miss the mark and I can't figure out why.
 
Back