Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

Me neither. Bleah. Even when they're not pale and saggy (or resemble floppy squid legs from being ripped out) they're grotesque. I can't imagine the weight or the sensation of them swinging around. When they first became fashionable in the 1st world (early 1990s ish?) with the body mod boom they were pretty much exclusively a male pursuit. That they've become de rigueur for the pooner set 20 years later is wild. And really pathetic.

Does the fact they became popular in the 90s make it funny or just sad? Atleast when they first came out we were on insane amounts of ecstasy and ketamine while pumping EDM at high volumes it was living in Super Mario Brothers for the NES. Nowadays kids should be turned off by their parents' generation of the party scene. And with so many examples of ripped ear lobes, you would think kids today would just skip that all together, at least we were dumb and didn't see people with ripped lobes running around. But one trend I see a lot of pooners get is gaged bull rings which is just weird looking, you really want a literal bull ring sticking through your nose for someone to grab. I bet there's a whole genre of horror in ripped bull rings I have never bothered to look for.

The Pooner s immunized against all dangers: One may call her a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off her like water off a raincoat. But call her a Miss and you will be astonished at how she recoils, how injured she is, how she suddenly shrinks back: "I’ve been found out".

Don't call her a scoundrel it gives Han Solo a bad name.

 

[pink cigarettes]

Does the fact they became popular in the 90s make it funny or just sad? Atleast when they first came out we were on insane amounts of ecstasy and ketamine while pumping EDM at high volumes it was living in Super Mario Brothers for the NES. Nowadays kids should be turned off by their parents' generation of the party scene. And with so many examples of ripped ear lobes, you would think kids today would just skip that all together, at least we were dumb and didn't see people with ripped lobes running around. But one trend I see a lot of pooners get is gaged bull rings which is just weird looking, you really want a literal bull ring sticking through your nose for someone to grab. I bet there's a whole genre of horror in ripped bull rings I have never bothered to look for.

Don't call her a scoundrel it gives Han Solo a bad name.

Split ear sperg

Spoiler

I'm sure people get them torn out, but ime split lobes are more often due to a combo of stretching way too fast, use of heavy weights, not keeping them moisturized/clean, and other idiot factors, leading to thinning weak lobes with cracked skin and poor circulation.

The gauged up bull rings are the worst. Septum piercings are bad enough but at a certain size of thickness it changes the shape of your nose and the look of your whole face. I always imagine these chicks chipping their front teeth with their stupid door knockers.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

The gauged up bull rings are the worst. Septum piercings are bad enough but at a certain size of thickness it changes the shape of your nose and the look of your whole face. I always imagine these chicks chipping their front teeth with their stupid door knockers.

At least they aren't getting their labret pierced like that dude on Black Panther looking like he got a plate stuck through his lip lol. Honestly, I would kinda like to see that trend just so I can laugh at more people. But yeah I know very few people have gotten their gauges ripped out in a fight, but it sure makes people think twice about getting them.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

Days of Boyhood met Count Dankula and appears to have discovered the pooner style inspo.
Stretched ears, pube beard, baseball cap, flannel jacket, whimsical graphic tee, lots of piercings, chubby build. Real "you'll get there too, li'l pooner" vibes from this.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Days of Boyhood met Count Dankula and appears to have discovered the pooner style inspo.
Stretched ears, pube beard, baseball cap, flannel jacket, whimsical graphic tee, lots of piercings, chubby build. Real "you'll get there too, li'l pooner" vibes from this.
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Sorry not sorry.

Spoiler: heckin masc dood

 

[cybertoaster]

I said, "No thank you, Miss", when she asked if I need a receipt for my purchases.

Fucking brutal bro...

So basically "a tomboy walks into a gay bar..." joke, what did she expect?

Sexual abuse

Nah most pooners are incredibly sheltered girls, the 'little princess' that always gets what she wants including medical-assisted mutilation to resembled a poor facsimile of a man because she thinks she's a boy. Knew tons of girls like that, making their parents buy them really expensive stuff on a flight of fancy, pooning-out its just the gender version of that.

Sexually abused girls who can't handle it become strippers, prostitutes and pornstars, the amount of those that tell you "I lost my virginity at [literally an age when most boys don't even know about sex]" its almost comical in how often you hear it.

 

[Poonocchio]

Sorry not sorry.

Spoiler: heckin masc dood

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Hahaha I hope Days of Boyhood sees this. She most definitely browses and I reckon she would love it.

 

[Anasa Tristis]

Does the fact they became popular in the 90s make it funny or just sad?

I dunno. A little of both? Plus disturbing? The darker, uglier side of body modification started bubbling up into mainstream culture after the emergence of BDSM from the shadows in the mid 80s. Before then, body mods like lipo, face lifts and hair & breast implants were for pursuing beauty. And signalling staus & wealth. Then deliberate (fetishistic) mutilation and disfigurement started occurring. A different kind of status could be had by signalling pain control, social defiance & deviance, angst and anger.

Nowadays kids should be turned off by their parents' generation of the party scene.

Still waitin' on that. Although I suspect that seeking numbness and transcendence is just something that happens during adolescence of any era. We're just in one where there's lots of available options. And really high demand.

with so many examples of ripped ear lobes, you would think kids today would just skip that all together

That mid 20s brain development thing in action there. And deep apathy about the future.

bull rings

Oh, don't even get me started on those. More of your Daily Demonic. And what's next after that?

 

[Iron Jaguar]

Nah most pooners are incredibly sheltered girls, the 'little princess' that always gets what she wants including medical-assisted mutilation to resembled a poor facsimile of a man because she thinks she's a boy. Knew tons of girls like that, making their parents buy them really expensive stuff on a flight of fancy, pooning-out its just the gender version of that.

I agree with this. Just have a look at the average Pooner: mostly spoilt girls.

 

[Anasa Tristis]

Nah most pooners are incredibly sheltered girls, the 'little princess' that always gets what she wants including medical-assisted mutilation to resembled a poor facsimile of a man because she thinks she's a boy. Knew tons of girls like that, making their parents buy them really expensive stuff on a flight of fancy, pooning-out its just the gender version of that.

I agree and have seen that too, in the middle class pooners. Guilty, distracted, (and totally spiritless) Yes Men parents (especially working Mom!) know deep down that they missed the crucial window for raising their kid right. (And earning their kid's respect and admiration.) So little Madison's pooning out gets ok'd and actively supported.

 

[Kujo Jotaro]

Anyone else notice a lot of pooners (claim) to sing, and not just in the car, but professionally or in a semi-prestigious non-professional setting? Seems that every 10th post or so on r/ftm is something akin to "will test ruin my singing voice?!?!?!!?!?!?"

 

[melty]

Anyone else notice a lot of pooners (claim) to sing, and not just in the car, but professionally or in a semi-prestigious non-professional setting? Seems that every 10th post or so on r/ftm is something akin to "will test ruin my singing voice?!?!?!!?!?!?"

Are you sure those are adult pooners? I just assumed it's theatre kids in school.

 

[Kujo Jotaro]

Are you sure those are adult pooners? I just assumed it's theatre kids in school.

That's what I initially assumed, but I've seen quite a few of them claim they do it professionally.

 

[Digital Thunder]

Are you sure those are adult pooners? I just assumed it's theatre kids in school.

I’m not Kujo, but I can testify it’s definitely not just high school-aged theater kids. Every vocalist pooner I’m aware of qualifies as a “trans elder”, assuming the minimum age to be that is 30+.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

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I like how she thinks that (at least some) gay men who didn't want to fuck a woman will change their minds if the woman explains that she is a man.

>I love being in gay spaces
>Such a safe space for me, a true and honest gay man and not a straight woman
>I hate the fact that I look like a butch dyke
Every time.

 

[Lady Bizness]

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Hilarious! - No defined or discernable muscle at all. Those are Fat Girl Arms, love.

The tell is the forearms. Look at those sad things.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Young, straight woman goes to a nightclub, not looking for a LTR, is totally ignored, laments, "I just wish I was an option for some."
Somehow can't put it together that purposely uglifying herself and going to a GAY nightclub is the problem.
Amazing. Just amazing

Self awareness is not exactly common with them.

 

[DopeAddictKittenV2]

On the topic of pooners using grinder;


Lol, lmao even

 

[cybertoaster]

Every vocalist pooner I’m aware of qualifies as a “trans elder”, assuming the minimum age to be that is 30+.

How many millennial women are pooners? aren't most of them zoomers? and of the youngest tier since early zoomers are already approaching their mid 20s.

Implying that wasn't the case...

With the thirst desperate zoomers men have for the fabled tomboygf she could get almost any guy she wants and instead decides to go pester the gay ones.

Also LOL at "just friendly discussions", more like she's too ugly for even the fake gays prowling for pooners to want to bang her.

 

[BeaArthurKin]

I can find neither the source or a higher resolution image, but I'm about 99% sure that bottom right is a pooner: