Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

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Try-hardism, epitomized!

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I swear, these pooners are made in cloning factories as they all look alike.

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The fact that she has to surround herself with validation that she is human speaks volumes about her self-image and state of mental health, and the mastectomy scar is the icing on the cake.

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So now you can buy underwear with a built-in plastic packer.

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Because of female anatomy and the lack of airflow, it would seem that something like this would have a high risk of causing yeast infections and UTIs.
 
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Hepativore said:
Try-hardism, epitomized!

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I swear, these pooners are made in cloning factories as they all look alike.

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The fact that she has to surround herself with validation that she is human speaks volumes about her self-image and state of mental health, and the mastectomy scar is the icing on the cake.

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So now you can buy underwear with a built-in plastic packer.

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Because of female anatomy and the lack of airflow, it would seem that something like this would have a high risk of causing yeast infections and UTIs.
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That looks like one of those things that let you pee standing up, not a packer. Packers are just hunks of silicone/whatever shaped like a unaroused penis and balls, meant to be facing forward, that looks like a funnel to mate with a vagina to capture pee.
 
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Hepativore said:
Try-hardism, epitomized!

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I swear, these pooners are made in cloning factories as they all look alike.

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The fact that she has to surround herself with validation that she is human speaks volumes about her self-image and state of mental health, and the mastectomy scar is the icing on the cake.

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So now you can buy underwear with a built-in plastic packer.

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Because of female anatomy and the lack of airflow, it would seem that something like this would have a high risk of causing yeast infections and UTIs.
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God damn it, there'll be no hot butch girls left at this rate.
 
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Star Spangled Bogger said:
I don't recall him ever saying he was an ally, if anything I recall him denigrating troons
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All I know is I remember dank saying he likes/liked fucking traps because they put more effort into fucking and sucking than women do. "Women treat your dick like a chore, traps treat your dick like it's their king" or some such nonsense. So even in the event he's not a fan of troons, he's still a faggot which isn't much better.
 
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KateHikes14 said:
That looks like one of those things that let you pee standing up, not a packer. Packers are just hunks of silicone/whatever shaped like a unaroused penis and balls, meant to be facing forward, that looks like a funnel to mate with a vagina to capture pee.
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Carrying a used piss funnel around in your undies all day surely must do wonders for health and hygiene as well.
 
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KateHikes14 said:
That looks like one of those things that let you pee standing up, not a packer. Packers are just hunks of silicone/whatever shaped like a unaroused penis and balls, meant to be facing forward, that looks like a funnel to mate with a vagina to capture pee.
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It might be both, a "packer" and urine funnel in one, as well as an incubator for vaginal candida.
 
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Penicillium Roqueforti said:
"Those CIS white women and their....being nice!!"
Absolutely horrendous takes from TikTok pooner #584938, who hates women so much she couldn't stand to be one. (Not that it matters, but I hate the usage of "y'all" in this video too. It sounds so unnatural.)

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Even if we accept her premise that Clara Zetkin deserves credit for Women's History Month (despite it becoming a thing half a century after her death and despite the fact that the first (non-international) Women's Day was organized by a different woman in New York City), how is a German anti-Nazi politician not a nice white woman? She's clearly white and opposing Nazis is generally considered a normal, nice thing to do. It's not like she was brawling against the SA in the streets or sabotaging factories or anything, she was, by most standards, a nice, white (she was actually a German communist and feminist who wasn't Jewish!) woman.
 
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Rick The Stick said:
All I know is I remember dank saying he likes/liked fucking traps because they put more effort into fucking and sucking than women do. "Women treat your dick like a chore, traps treat your dick like it's their king" or some such nonsense. So even in the event he's not a fan of troons, he's still a faggot which isn't much better.
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My man's never been with a latina
 
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I was watching Ripley, the new adaptation of The Talented Mr Ripley, and I got poon'd out of nowhere. The book is from 1955 and the show is set around the same time. Freddie Miles is played by nepo-baby and theybie Eliot Sumner, spawn of Sting. This is supposed to be a rich privileged guy with some swagger. She sounds like a teenage girl trying to do a man voice, of course.

For a second I thought they recast the character as a rich cool lesbian, which would actually fit okay in the story, but nope. Gotta pretend she's a man.

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Candidate No 7 said:
Get ready for an emotional roller-coaster the likes of which you've never been on.

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Celebratory.
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Imagine being out hunting or going for hike in the woods and you come across a fucking rubber disguise penis just laying on the trail.
Jesus Wept.
 
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Surfin Terf said:
Even if we accept her premise that Clara Zetkin deserves credit for Women's History Month (despite it becoming a thing half a century after her death and despite the fact that the first (non-international) Women's Day was organized by a different woman in New York City), how is a German anti-Nazi politician not a nice white woman? She's clearly white and opposing Nazis is generally considered a normal, nice thing to do. It's not like she was brawling against the SA in the streets or sabotaging factories or anything, she was, by most standards, a nice, white (she was actually a German communist and feminist who wasn't Jewish!) woman.
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She was a mean old SWERF who wanted to abolish prostitution and hated johns and pimps, so that's probably why this baizuo melt doesn't like her.
 
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