Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

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While not strictly Pooner-related, @Cloaca Rimjob has made an image on the "Red Mist" delusional manga artist thread for a parody 'family guy' style series starring a Korean foreigner-hating Gigachad father of two vapid sluts having to take in a half-black half japanese 'male' prostitute and the artwork he came up with for "Elliott Gomez" is just so perfectly mixed race Pooner in style that I had to share it here:
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Autistic pooner faces the reality of cervical cancer. As a cancer-survivor myself, lmfao at being not only an autistic pooner facing cancer but also having to do cancer treatment in the UK (their 5-year survival rate for cancer is MUCH, MUCH lower than the US's). Legit praying she realizes it's more important to be healthy than to LARP as a "man". Tweet
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On the 9th January 2024 I was diagnosed with cervical cancer through a smear test as a trans man it wasn’t an easy thing to as an autistic adult at that time I want to thank the
@NHSuk
team for the supported through this journey #cancer #transman #Autistic #gay #LGBTQ #NHS #uk
 
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Procrastinhater said:
Dumbass fucking Pooner finds out she's pregnant, tries to argue with the OB-GYN nurse that "but I'm a MAN how can I be pregnant as a MAN"
These silly little girls think they can "identify" their way out of objective reality.
Its the baby I feel sorry for, its going to be exposed in utero to toxic levels of artificial testosterone because you know this pregnant Pooner is gonna be too fucking stubborn and too fucking self important to do the right thing.
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If she had Birthing Person Jones as her OBGYN she'd be all over herself fellating the pooner. Anything to make herself look good. That black nurse was being pretty damn respectful.
Procrastinhater said:
Theres another one I can't find again that might explain her retarded thought process, a Pooner freaking out on finding she's pregnant because she thought Testosterone would have prevented it. Says she hasn't had a period for 3 months she can't be pregnant.
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Funny thing about that is, like MTFs, pooners have to go on estrogen blockers on top of T, because the body responds to excess testosterone by producing more estrogen (thanks, aromatase). There is a paper I posted in the scientific studies thread that mentioned they get MORE ovarian activity in that brief period before the T inevitably fries everything from testosterone poisoning. In that period you can absolutely be fecund.
 
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Have you ever been trying to make something and had a moment of realization that there's no fixing it, but you've already spent so much time that you can't possibly get rid of it? Well...
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xogossipgorl said:
At least your pooner draft dodger will serve a purpose in this world.
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Pooner Draft Dodger is pretty good, I wish I had thought of that.

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This is the exact one I had in mind haha. I was hanging out with my friend who is much craftier than I am, I had no idea how to add gauged ears so I had to explain to her what I was trying to make. I'll admit, I struggled for a bit and finally I spat out. "So, you know how I care way too much about stupid Internet shit? Well, there's this pooner meme and this (I gesture to my knitted abomination) is supposed to look like a phalloplasty. How can I add stretched ears to it?" This came in very handy to illustrate what I was talking about.

Accidental Protege said:
I want to make one now 🥺
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Mother's Day will be here before you know it, and what mother doesn't love a handmade gift?
 
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ephermeral said:
Have you ever been trying to make something and had a moment of realization that there's no fixing it, but you've already spent so much time that you can't possibly get rid of it? Well...
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That is fucking awesome I think you're being way too critical of yourself I fucking love it personally.
 
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ephermeral said:
Have you ever been trying to make something and had a moment of realization that there's no fixing it, but you've already spent so much time that you can't possibly get rid of it? Well...
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I honestly love it. What are the ears made of?

Wendy Wheelchair said:
On the 9th January 2024 I was diagnosed with cervical cancer through a smear test as a trans man it wasn’t an easy thing to as an autistic adult at that time I want to thank the
@NHSuk
team for the supported through this journey #cancer #transman #Autistic #gay #LGBTQ #NHS #uk
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Why do they have to throw in that they are autistic? Does she think other people (women) have easier time with cervical cancer if they are not autistic? Everything to look more like a victim, I guess.
 
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Chandelier said:
Funny thing about that is, like MTFs, pooners have to go on estrogen blockers on top of T, because the body responds to excess testosterone by producing more estrogen (thanks, aromatase). There is a paper I posted in the scientific studies thread that mentioned they get MORE ovarian activity in that brief period before the T inevitably fries everything from testosterone poisoning. In that period you can absolutely be fecund.
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We get like...at least one TiF a month here in the emergency department who had a surprise pregnancy because nobody bothered to tell them that testosterone isn't birth control.
 
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std::string said:
We get like...at least one TiF a month here in the emergency department who had a surprise pregnancy because nobody bothered to tell them that testosterone isn't birth control.
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Gross who the fuck is fucking these hairy Pooners?
How are there so many of them for this to be a common occurrence lmfao?
 
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ephermeral said:
Have you ever been trying to make something and had a moment of realization that there's no fixing it, but you've already spent so much time that you can't possibly get rid of it? Well...
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That's the true pooner experience!

I think it looks great! It's a draft-stopper; it's obviously going to be charmingly hand-made, like a kitchen witch or a vacuum cover. The only easy add would be a tuft of dangerhair, just a square of whatever fake fur you have a scrap of (or is in the remainder bin).
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We get like...at least one TiF a month here in the emergency department who had a surprise pregnancy because nobody bothered to tell them that testosterone isn't birth control.
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OMG you fascist shitlord I can't believe you're just invalidating informed consent like that
 
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Bubble Ba'ath said:
A bit genderblobbish to be 100% certain this is a pooner, but it claims to be one. Anyway, its a pro-incest poon. Twincest specifically. A huge amount of its posts are pro incest which it claims to do with its twin.
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Whenever someone lists out all their mental illnesses in their bio, I immediately disregard anything they're about to say. It's one thing if you put "audhd" in your bio and then your account is focused around promoting awareness or something, but listing out your illnesses in the middle of all of your made-up genders/sexualities....ew. I'm sure it works as a great shield for ever being called out on their bullshit.

Also, how much do you want to bet that several, if not all of those, are self-diagnosed?
 
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