Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

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Constellationzero said:
The pride flag.
You hung it.
We came.
Now you must come with us!
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We have such sights to show you...
 
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Candidate No 7 said:
EMBARRASSING PACKER EXPERIENCE

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Amazing stuff. I only became aware recently that "packers" existed and as I understand they are flaccid-shaped but erect-sized, which is so bizarre. It is meant to duplicate the entirely imaginary joy they think chaps have for having something in their underwear.
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I'm just mad that pooners are allowed to resurrect codpieces as a fashion statement instead of men. Embrace tradition, men!
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a feel said:
You might be blissfully unaware of this, but experiments have already been made where male dog genitalia from dog cadavers were surgically attached to living female dogs. It was too horrible for me to actually stomach the existing photographs, so you're on your own finding these.... I'm sure stronger kiwis will provide you with links. I'm sorry. :heart-empty:
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Jesus wept.
 
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Candidate No 7 said:
We are a few years away from those hitting the shops:

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Why wait years? An IV administration set, a liter or two of saline, and you're ready to offend or amuse onlookers.
I'm not sure that a neoscrotum can handle that sort of inflation, but that's not my problem.

There's probably some entrepreneur able to rig realistic attachments to an AFAB chastity belt. But that's not something I'd want to test-drive.
 
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RandallBoggs said:
I get that CP is the initials of the institute, but that is an insanely unfortunate TikTok handle.
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She should have just fully comprehend the institute's initials, it was that pretty easy if you want to let TikTokers know that you are not a sick fuck that openly share CSAM through illegal activities.
Ser Prize said:
Ah, the difference 10 years does on trends.
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Heckin' beautiful, brave and stunning Tumblr user, dood! I wonder what the other heckin' masc doods back then look like! I bet they ain't as heckin' cishet as I heckin' thought!
 
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Trans "bros" having no idea what men are and finding them gross will never not be funny. Each bathroom discussion is a collective work of art. Again and again they forget the act.

Here is a classic, freshly dumped for you:

What are some annoying, gross or concerning things you've experienced in relation to cis men once you started passing?

My favourite highlights:

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"Can poop rubbing against your prostate, and pressure around your taint feel weirdly good?"

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"I have not heard a woman make an audible noise pooping ever. I’ve never more than had a tiny little grunt or deep breath and I have many GI issues."

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"bro the piss-covered bathroom floors. my dick isn’t even attached to my body and i’ve never peed on the floor."

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"For real, the amount of dudes being blatantly misogynistic while talking with total strangers is alarming, and the worst thing is how they can get defensive when you call them out."

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More "men are gross, gross, gross dirty creatures".

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Men "are freaking unhinged"

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"the need to be seen as a man". Yes, imagine that. 🤓

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"dudes will even turn on the faucet just to pretend they're washing their hands instead of actually washing them". (And you know this because you are peeping furiously to check, like bros do.)

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I love this whole rant because it particularly sounds like a lady in a western having a go at a gunslinger.

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These threads are like a symphony of light bulbs not lighting up over people's heads.
 
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Candidate No 7 said:
Trans "bros" having no idea what men are and finding them gross will never not be funny. Each bathroom discussion is a collective work of art. Again and again they forget the act.

Here is a classic, freshly dumped for you:

What are some annoying, gross or concerning things you've experienced in relation to cis men once you started passing?

My favourite highlights:

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"Can poop rubbing against your prostate, and pressure around your taint feel weirdly good?"

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"I have not heard a woman make an audible noise pooping ever. I’ve never more than had a tiny little grunt or deep breath and I have many GI issues."

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"bro the piss-covered bathroom floors. my dick isn’t even attached to my body and i’ve never peed on the floor."

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"For real, the amount of dudes being blatantly misogynistic while talking with total strangers is alarming, and the worst thing is how they can get defensive when you call them out."

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More "men are gross, gross, gross dirty creatures".

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Men "are freaking unhinged"

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"the need to be seen as a man". Yes, imagine that. 🤓

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"dudes will even turn on the faucet just to pretend they're washing their hands instead of actually washing them". (And you know this because you are peeping furiously to check, like bros do.)

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I love this whole rant because it particularly sounds like a lady in a western having a go at a gunslinger.

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These threads are like a symphony of light bulbs not lighting up over people's heads.
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Some of those Pooners stories are straight made up.
I don't believe for a second that people shoving plastic cups into the shitter to block it was a regular occurrence where she worked.
No body is going to put their fucking hands in the water in a public toilet to shove something in there to block it, she made that shit up.
I don't believe they're in stalls where people try to bust the door through either.
Its probably guys not even realizing there was anyone on the stall because the Pooner is sitting their quietly and nervously so the dude doesn't know its occupied. If someone rattles the door fucking speak up, stupid Pooner, a simple "taking a shit bro" is all any sane person needs to do, nobody is trying to get into the stall where some other dude is taking a dump.
As for the parent telling his kid not to wash their hands I bet he was telling the kid not to use the hot air blower thing, those things are filthy and just blast hot, bacteria filled air, all over you.
 
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Procrastinhater said:
Its probably guys not even realizing there was anyone on the stall because the Pooner is sitting their quietly and nervously so the dude doesn't know its occupied. If someone rattles the door fucking speak up, stupid Pooner, a simple "taking a shit bro" is all any sane person needs to do, nobody is trying to get into the stall where some other dude is taking a dump.
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You're underestimating how incredibly socially anxious these girls are. They are so terrified of people that they have play big strong men to survive their imaginary dangers.

Also they have experienced someone trying get into occupied stall in girlsroom. Hell, they have probably done it themselves. I most certainly have been on both sides. I bet this happens more on girls side too because we can't use urinals and it's all stalls. While it can be an unpleasant surprise, all girls do is to yell "occupied" and it's resolved. It's no big deal to a normal person but it requires an ability to act when something unexpected happens. Do you think someone who is socially awkward to a point mental illness is capable of that though? Especially when all their issues get hug boxed? Yeah, sociaty is really letting them down by not forcing grow some thicker skin.
 
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Amber the Hedgehog said:
Also they have experienced someone trying get into occupied stall in girlsroom.
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Yeah I believe that, its not even a rare occurrence but the way the Pooners describe it they make it sound like someone trying to physically bust the stall door open.
Geoffrey of Zealand said:
This is exactly how it works in the men's room. I bet they're sitting there petrified and silent after the first door-rattle while a perplexed guy wonders if somebody has locked the stall and then slipped out under the door or some shit.
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Thats exactly what I was picturing, instead of just speaking up, Li'l Pooner is sitting there cowering (in a manly way) and the guy keeps shaking the door thinking "how the fuck did this happen?"
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