Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Genuine Orientalist]

Kalabunga dood!

 

[deermeat]

I dated a trans woman for 2 months, and during one of his parties he invited his friends and one was a trans man. They were wearing a tshirt, baseball cap, baggy shorts, they had chest hair sticking out and a full beard. It was still totally apparent in person this was not a man. I feel like all of this confusion would be settled if we were interacting with these people in person.

2 months with a tranny? Damn, that's a long time. I wouldn't last a weekend if I was stuck with one.

 

[Punished Brent]

Why do these degenerate freaks keep tucking dildos under their front waistband?
That’s how men HIDE erections

 

[Marche]

Why do these degenerate freaks keep tucking dildos under their front waistband?
That’s how men HIDE erections

Mostly because they don't understand how the penis works or what men do with it.

 

[Rick The Stick]

I dated a trans woman for 2 months, and during one of his parties he invited his friends and one was a trans man. They were wearing a tshirt, baseball cap, baggy shorts, they had chest hair sticking out and a full beard. It was still totally apparent in person this was not a man. I feel like all of this confusion would be settled if we were interacting with these people in person.

Faggot

Why do these degenerate freaks keep tucking dildos under their front waistband?
That’s how men HIDE erections

Because they heard about guys tucking their dicks to hide a boner, and since these pooners are wearing glorified strap ons, that's what they think having a dick is like at all times.

Mostly because they don't understand how the penis works or what men do with it.

I never understood how true this was until I started seeing a bunch of posts on reddit like "guys, where does your dick go in your pants? And if you have a big dick, how do you manage that?". And the answers seemed to always baffle and amaze these chicks. In hindsight I wonder if these were just pooners or proto-poons fishing for advice on how to hide their strap-ons.

 

[don't tred on snek]

Kalabunga dood!View attachment 6031520

The small details on its face are making me deeply uncomfortable, thank you

 

[cybertoaster]

Lately i am starting to think pooning etc. is all just coping that they are not pretty girls.

Not really, even in this thread most of the pooners are above average girls and many were really pretty. On the other hand most trannies I seen were ugly men to begin with.

I think most pooners just truly believe in the patriarchy conspiracy theory and think they'll be better off as men.

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The tranny with the crossed feet, the cut marks on the pooner, the dragging rotdog..........this is ART!

 

[Aunt Carol]

In hindsight I wonder if these were just pooners or proto-poons fishing for advice on how to hide their strap-ons.

It's a shame there's no schizo Redditor following the penis question accounts, accusing them to this day of being lizardman infiltrators.

 

[Punished Brent]

I always thought mtf troons were gross but I never really thought about how insulting their gross caricatures of women would be to actual women.
I understand that now

 

[one_time_user]

Gottmik on RuPaul’s Drag Race. she's a straight chick to poomer who does female drag.

on Twitter, sorry

 

[Slideshow Bill]

Kalabunga dood!
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How adorable. Careful, lil pooner. You don't want your heckkin valid scars to get a sunburn, but it's not like you'll ever notice.

 

[Ijjiisijji]

2 months with a tranny? Damn, that's a long time. I wouldn't last a weekend if I was stuck with one.

Eh, it was super casual so it didn't take much of my time. I struggled to quickly distinguish my feelings of “this is fucking weird because this person weirds me out” vs “this is fucking weird because it’s new and my life is a roller coaster at the moment.” I went back to dating (real) women and had a string of fucking whackos for a bit afterwards so it’s all on brand for that time period.

Back to my point on ftm people, they solidified the idea for me that trans people are worse than caricatures of the opposite sex. From my perspective as a man, MTF people came across mostly as gay men, so I didn’t think much of women saying they’re an offensive caricature of them. Whereas after I met an ftm in person I understood completely. Not just being weirded out by the male coded things she did with her body, hair and clothes, but the feeling that she was trying to be like me and all the men I’ve known in my life without having anything in common other than a few shallow, surface level things. It’s really unsettling to be around.

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

Crossposting from A+N, Camp Poon:
At Camp Lost Boys, manhood is rooted in love, not shame - In the woods of Colorado, 150 transgender men celebrated their masculinity as a tool to nurture and to build — not to destroy.

In the woods between Denver and Colorado Springs, under the kind of wide-open sky and crystalline air only found near the Rocky Mountains, a project to reshape masculinity was underway. It happened every time two men held each other close, confessed some deep-seated need or fear, offered help, or wondered aloud how to heal. It happened in group conversations about mental health, aging, dating, allyship and spirituality.

These men had not shown up at Camp Lost Boys to reshape what masculinity in America looks like — at least, not on the surface. They had come to join the world’s only sleepaway camp and largest gathering space for adult transgender men. Through recreating a traditional summer camp with activities like archery, hiking and swimming, the goal is to encourage trans men to take up space and express love for their own masculinity — something that does not come easily for many.

Replacing shame with self-love is a key goal at camp, said Rocco Kayiatos, founder and executive director of the Intentional Man Project, the nonprofit that makes camp happen three times a year.

“Being a man is often seen as a terrible thing, particularly if you come from a queer space … and we internalize that,” Kayiatos said. For transgender men, being able to find happiness and peace through a masculine gender expression often comes alongside an inherent shame associated with being a man, he said, and that shame also comes from others in the LGBTQ+ community.

“Culturally, men are weapons,” he said. “I had to go through layers of dismantling my own hatred for men to be able to become a man.”

It is run mostly by man-hating lesbians who pooned out in their quest for pussy.

The camp gives young trans men the chance to seek advice on aging through gender transition from men in their 50s, 60s, and 70s — as well as advice on financial wellbeing, reaching retirement and self-care. These kinds of in-person, intergenerational conversations are incredibly rare for trans people and showed the younger men — sometimes for the first time — what their own futures could be like in their 50s and beyond.

It's centered around grooming.

Martin wants to see more Black trans men coming — and consistently returning — to Camp Lost Boys to join those conversations. The camp offers roughly $60,000 in scholarships to cover the cost of registration, as well as lowered sliding-scale costs, but that does not include travel to camp; and the cost of travel by plane or car can be prohibitive, especially for trans men of color. Trans and gender-nonconforming people are among the lowest paid LGBTQ+ full-time workers in the country, and trans people of color face higher poverty rates than white trans people.

On top of those financial barriers, some Black trans men have expressed to Martin that they are nervous to travel to a remote, rural location. He has conversations with them to try and dispel stereotypes that Black people don’t go hiking or camping.

Camp Lost Boys will not be held without at least 35 percent of trans men of color registered to attend, and at least 15 percent senior-aged men, Kayiatos said. He will pause registration to bring those demographics off of the waitlist first. Despite those efforts, some campers still cancel last-minute since they cannot afford travel. Being able to sponsor travel would help address those disparities, and Kayiatos has been applying to grants for that purpose.

Also, there's race quotas.

This camp was mentioned in one of the main troon threads a while back. Here's a video I found then, can't remember where. Camp Butch Lezza would be more accurate.

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There's gotta be something about Colorado attracting all these retarted leftist communes. First it was the Tranch, then the Black Hammer Party, and now Camp Dood. Thread when?

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There's a certain revulsion I feel watching this video. They try so hard to look like men and look manly (and from a first glance they almost do). Yet even so the most they could ever manage to appear as is an incredibly fruity homosexual. Kind of sad honestly.

Larry David's Opera Cape delves into some of them- actually a lot of turbo-bulldykes among the expected fujoshi and molestation victims.

"Rocco" was originally Kassandra Kayiatos. Holy ouzo, Batman! Anaxios!

https://poetrypreservation.org/people/kassy-kayiatos
https://www.sfgate.com/entertainment/article/Spit-in-the-Wind-Spoken-word-vixens-take-their-2921868.php "Kassy Kayiatos -- weighing in at a blushing 19 (just past the age of consent, whew) -- is a local teen slam winner. " lol muh purehearted innocent and gallant lesbian community.

http://web.archive.org/web/20160915...azine/archive/2002/03/poetry-out-loud/302433/

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm4476887/ https://www.techstry.net/brian-michael-smith-before-surgery/
https://www.angelfire.com/sports/womenfootball/princesses/timeline.html
"He played defensive end and fullback on the boy’s soccer team when a student at Ann Arbor Pioneer High School in the early years of his life (prior to surgery). She also made history on September 17, 1999, when she scored the first varsity touchdown in the State of Michigan by a female athlete assigned at birth during a game in Traverse City."
"Brian Michael Smith" is Breann Smith.

https://www.linkedin.com/in/orion-pevehouse-a24aa9276/ https://www.facebook.com/clair.pevehouse
LOL. "Orion Pevehouse" is Clair Pevehouse.

"Jay Austin," transgender legal eagle, is Janice L. Austin. And holy shit, I wasted 4 minutes figuring that out before I went back to a tab and realize this lazy dyke didn't even change her boomerbook URL name:

https://www.facebook.com/janice.l.austin.3 https://www.lsac.org/about/lsac-leadership/jay-austin https://www.linkedin.com/in/jay-austin-811668b1/ https://www.linkedin.com/in/janice-austin-7581a226/ https://parliamenttutors.com/blog/getting-into-uc-irvine-school-of-law-advice-from-dean-janice-austin/

Charmette Martin
https://www.linkedin.com/in/jevon-martin-342260127/

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=501834431
Lauren Chelsey Baker, another tedious one, but we got there.

 

[Frogget-me-not]

I present to you… the pooner doula. Formerly a birth doula, but once she became a transexual she pivoted to the more profitable(?) avenue of telling little girls they need the tit chop.



I don’t know about passing as any kind of man but she’s got the pedo vibes down pat. Self-labeled sick fuck.





Despite saying that they’re quitting being a gender doula publicly on their website (A) in January 2024 (presumably because she moved to Seattle to sell gay zines, A), pooner Stevie still advertises her services on Facebook as recent as May 2024:



I’ve included her free zine on getting the teet yeet and how to stop doctors from stopping you from fucking up your body (hire a gender doula!)

 

[Zemblan Physics]

I present to you… the pooner doula. Formerly a birth doula, but once she became a transexual she pivoted to the more profitable(?) avenue of telling little girls they need the tit chop.

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I don’t know about passing as any kind of man but she’s got the pedo vibes down pat. Self-labeled sick fuck.

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Despite saying that they’re quitting being a gender doula publicly on their website (A) in January 2024 (presumably because she moved to Seattle to sell gay zines, A), pooner Stevie still advertises her services on Facebook as recent as May 2024:

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I’ve included her free zine on getting the teet yeet and how to stop doctors from stopping you from fucking up your body (hire a gender doula!)

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”Point your doctor to the study at bit.ly/fucktheBMI.”

Awesome advice right there - I hear the doctors at fucktheBMI were nominated for the Nobel Prize in attempted surgery.

 

[pink cigarettes]

”Point your doctor to the study at bit.ly/fucktheBMI.”

Awesome advice right there - I hear the doctors at fucktheBMI were nominated for the Nobel Prize in attempted surgery.

Groomers gonna groom.
Some FTMs are victims (many of those she's reaching out to) and others are like this sick bitch. Some transition (lol) from victim to groomer. Anyone who thinks all female TiFs are uWu sadbois needs to be pointed to this type of predator

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

I present to you… the pooner doula. Formerly a birth doula, but once she became a transexual she pivoted to the more profitable(?) avenue of telling little girls they need the tit chop.

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I don’t know about passing as any kind of man but she’s got the pedo vibes down pat. Self-labeled sick fuck.

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Despite saying that they’re quitting being a gender doula publicly on their website (A) in January 2024 (presumably because she moved to Seattle to sell gay zines, A), pooner Stevie still advertises her services on Facebook as recent as May 2024:

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I’ve included her free zine on getting the teet yeet and how to stop doctors from stopping you from fucking up your body (hire a gender doula!)

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i have no clue how can anyone willingly choose to give themselves that haircut. The plus side is that her groomer ratio shortens by being so off-putting

 

[Aunt Carol]

I’ve included her free zine on getting the teet yeet and how to stop doctors from stopping you from fucking up your body (hire a gender doula!)

Unpopular opinion: this at least emphasizes it's surgery, not a spa procedure. You can tell she's a woman because she reminds the "top surgery" patient to change their bedsheets to clean ones before leaving for surgery.

Amid the gender woo, there's practical advice about planning for reduced range of movement, cleaning yourself pre- and post-op, and lots of discussion of preventing constipation. It admits to post-op numbness, which is punishable wrongthink on trans subreddits and Tumblr.

If you've ever been involved in a mastectomy to validate you/your loved one's identify as someone who no longer has cancer, you'll recognize that this guide reads less like a radical punk 'zine and more like the thousands of "you got this, girl!" breast cancer websites and checklists. If this lady bought a wig, an alternate domain name and a couple of t-shirts with different awareness print, she could expand her practice to breast cancer survivors as well.

 

[pink cigarettes]

Unpopular opinion: this at least emphasizes it's surgery, not a spa procedure. You can tell she's a woman because she reminds the "top surgery" patient to change their bedsheets to clean ones before leaving for surgery.

Amid the gender woo, there's practical advice about planning for reduced range of movement, cleaning yourself pre- and post-op, and lots of discussion of preventing constipation. It admits to post-op numbness, which is punishable wrongthink on trans subreddits and Tumblr.

If you've ever been involved in a mastectomy to validate you/your loved one's identify as someone who no longer has cancer, you'll recognize that this guide reads less like a radical punk 'zine and more like the thousands of "you got this, girl!" breast cancer websites and checklists. If this lady bought a wig, an alternate domain name and a couple of t-shirts with different awareness print, she could expand her practice to breast cancer survivors as well.

Counterpoint: since she was involved in doula stuff, (no shade to non-retard doulas but) she may have that seething insecurity of "ACKshully I DO have some medical knowledge!"
That may be the only reason there is anything medically informative included. When faced with "parrot the reddit-speak" vs "insist you're an informed professional who is in control", her inner HR Lady won
ETA: Yeah ok you've just had surgery and now a "crippled sick fuck" is looking after you, very cool. Jfc lady

 

[Aunt Carol]

Counterpoint: since she was involved in doula stuff, (no shade to non-retard doulas but) she may have the lingering seething insecurity of "ACKshully I DO have some medical knowledge!"

I could see her as the kind of doula who thinks she's a midwife, yeah.

I guess I was just happy to see someone acknowledge that this is a big surgery with recovery time and repercussions, and not just handwave it away with ~genderfeels~ or act like it's getting a spa treatment. Maybe this is even more insidious, though.