Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Hongourable Madisha]

Reading this thread and seeing the penis envy from pooners about how guys can pee standing made me think how lame it must be to have to squat down like a dog to take a piss outside. Being a man truly is a blessing.

We can just buy a SheWee or similar plastic funnel thing for like £3 and use that to pee standing. It's not ideal but it's better than having your limbs flayed to extend your urethra.

 

[KateHikes14]

I have literally never pissed down my legs nor had to completely take off anything to get the job done. Are you ok fam

Botched amhole

 

[BreadKitten123]

heres another edit that I did

Spoiler: Original

 

[Hepativore]

So her "drag name"/alias is "Ally P Sha", as in, alopecia. I wonder if she's claiming that her massive hair loss is due to alopecia, not testosterone abuse.
It's possible. On one hand, her hair looks a little thin on top in this old picture
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Otoh, this is some seriously male-patterned baldness.
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Or maybe it's both. But I kinda wonder if "I'm not bald from T! It's alopecia!!" is her claim/cope.
I'd wager things went something like this: she was a run of the mill faghag, into watching drag, and liked doing makeup and your average normie hyperfemininity. She was brainwashed by current year LGBfaggoTry, then fucked around and found out. Testosterone hit her HARD and she feels she can't go back, so she's leaned into it. Many such cases.

The thing is though, she was actually quite a nice looking girl in the top picture. She might have been on the heavier side, but she was not a "deathfat" yet by any means, and she did have a cute face.

Now she has morphed into some sort of pube-faced genderblob crossed with a chemotherapy patient.

We can just buy a SheWee or similar plastic funnel thing for like £3 and use that to pee standing. It's not ideal but it's better than having your limbs flayed to extend your urethra.

Women can also position their fingers a certain way to manipulate the angle of the urethra without needing devices. I heard about this from female former acquaintances of mine that they learn to do out of necessity when camping or avoiding sitting on piss-covered public toilets.

 

[pink cigarettes]

heres another edit that I did
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Spoiler: Original

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You aren't making these cartoons look much like pooners, they aren't interesting, and they are shitting up the thread

 

[BreadKitten123]

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You aren't making these cartoons look much like pooners, they aren't interesting, and they are shitting up the thread

oh sorry but I tried

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Reading this thread and seeing the penis envy from pooners about how guys can pee standing made me think how lame it must be to have to squat down like a dog to take a piss outside. Being a man truly is a blessing.

And then you touch everything with the fingers you touched your ugly sad microworm with and spread your nasty germs.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

And then you touch everything with the fingers you touched your ugly sad microworm with and spread your nasty germs.

I don't know how to say this without oversharing but you don't need to touch your penis to pee as a guy. You can literally just slightly lower your pants and flop it out. You pee, shake, then pull your pants back up. Zero contact with your fingers. Then you wash your hands. It's very efficient.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Looks like a normal man, go back to the first video on his channel, he sounds the exact same. He kinda just looks like a fag, I would be surprised if he turns out to be a pooner.

You could be right.
Maybe its just one of those guys thats so low T they look like a Pooner.
In a way thats worse.

 

[Poonocchio]

Ladies, you are not ten years old. Like, what's next? Are you going to write the name of your crush down as well so you can calculate the relationship outcome based on an algorithm of the two names? Or maybe start a chain letter that you forward to other FtMs and if they don't forward it on, they'll never pass!

Maybe they can do one of them folded triangle finger things to pick their new name!

 

[Marche]

This thread on r/FTM is hilarious: pooners excitedly discuss their identical names.
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Link/Archive

Spoiler: Best Comments

A Great Flood of Noahs:

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The Theo gang.
> wanting the world to perceive you as a serious masculine man
> naming yourself "Teddy"
pick one
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Lots and lots of Jays.
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"After Lego Ninjago, I believe"
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Tragedy has struck! Pooners named Kai no longer feel special because other pooners have chosen the name:
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Charlie men united
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Taking notes from King Pooner Ellen.
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All these lil pooners using emojis
So feminine

 

[Izdaja Slika]

I don't know how to say this without oversharing but you don't need to touch your penis to pee as a guy. You can literally just slightly lower your pants and flop it out. You pee, shake, then pull your pants back up. Zero contact with your fingers. Then you wash your hands. It's very efficient.

No matter how you shake and prance, the last two drops end up in your pants.

 

[Mistake Island]

heres another edit that I did
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Spoiler: Original

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Word of advice, if you're gonna make a pooner edit, do it correctly.

EDIT: I'm a faggot and forgot to thumbnail, sorry.

 

[Tilikum]

Little girl wants a pink triangle tattoo. Link/Archive

"this tattoo is specifically to make me impossible to not identify as queer, largely as a response to the pain those dismissals have caused me"

Spoiler: Text

Thoughts on Pink Triangle Tattoo as a Transmasc?
I’m considering tattooing a pink triangle on myself, a reclaimed symbol that was used to identify gay men in Nazi Germany. I am trans, I do not openly identify as such, only people very close to me know. I live my life as a gay man. Trans men were not sent to concentration camps on the basis of their gender, and if they were they were simply identified as asocial and labeled with the black triangle. The most prevalent type of bigotry I’ve experienced is the denial of my queerness (well you’re attracted to men and you like wearing skirts anyway, you’re just a straight girl who wants to be special) Because this tattoo is specifically to make me impossible to not identify as queer, largely as a response to the pain those dismissals have caused me, I worry I may be trying to reclaim a symbol that never would have applied to me, like I’m trying to claim oppression I haven’t experienced. Please share any thoughts, particularly cis gay men and people familiar with the history

"I am trans, I do not openly identify as such, only people very close to me know." Profile check:

OnlyFans whore. Many pictures of her face, but I can't find any that aren't nudes.

Spoiler: NSFW obvious pooner

Spoiler: Hairy tits

No one can tell I'm trans

 

[pink cigarettes]

Little girl wants a pink triangle tattoo. Link/Archive
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"this tattoo is specifically to make me impossible to not identify as queer, largely as a response to the pain those dismissals have caused me"

Spoiler: Text

Thoughts on Pink Triangle Tattoo as a Transmasc?
I’m considering tattooing a pink triangle on myself, a reclaimed symbol that was used to identify gay men in Nazi Germany. I am trans, I do not openly identify as such, only people very close to me know. I live my life as a gay man. Trans men were not sent to concentration camps on the basis of their gender, and if they were they were simply identified as asocial and labeled with the black triangle. The most prevalent type of bigotry I’ve experienced is the denial of my queerness (well you’re attracted to men and you like wearing skirts anyway, you’re just a straight girl who wants to be special) Because this tattoo is specifically to make me impossible to not identify as queer, largely as a response to the pain those dismissals have caused me, I worry I may be trying to reclaim a symbol that never would have applied to me, like I’m trying to claim oppression I haven’t experienced. Please share any thoughts, particularly cis gay men and people familiar with the history

"I am trans, I do not openly identify as such, only people very close to me know." Profile check:
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OnlyFans whore. Many pictures of her face, but I can't find any that aren't nudes.

Spoiler: NSFW obvious pooner

Spoiler: Hairy tits

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No one can tell I'm trans

Very masculine, asking permission to get a tattoo just in case she might hurt someone's feelings

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

Maybe they can do one of them folded triangle finger things to pick their new name!

Instead of a cootie catcher, a poonie catcher?

Pick the cause, pick the number of piercings you're going to get, then get your new name!

 

[Hepativore]

Instead of a cootie catcher, a poonie catcher?
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Pick the cause, pick the number of piercings you're going to get, then get your new name!

Then you can buy a blank spin-dial and write-in the names of various "bottom surgery" procedures in order to pick the type of phalloplasty/metoidioplasty you are going to have!



I made all of the names in Comic Sans because pooners/troons are obsessed with that font since Undertale. The "trans" community is fixated on that game for some reason.

 

[Anasa Tristis]

Little girl wants a pink triangle tattoo.

Where is she getting all that made up WW2 Nazi pooner lore? In some Gender Studies class where an addled idpol prof took liberties with the standard history?

Getting a pink triangle as a pooner “gay man” is grotesque. But it’s not surprising that she’s considering it. Just another example of trans idiots coveting unique (and exclusionary) cultures they know nothing about.

 

[KingFrampt]

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oh sorry but I tried

I saw the vision

 

[BreadKitten123]

Here’s a better version