Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

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pink cigarettes said:
No, you made it cute again for some reason. Have you read this thread at all? Pooner cartoons are completely grotesque and exaggerated. Some are giant phalloplasty slugs. This is just some cute uWu Tumblr redraw
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Yeah, but is this better?
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Anasa Tristis said:
Where is she getting all that made up WW2 Nazi pooner lore? In some Gender Studies class where an addled idpol prof took liberties with the standard history?

Getting a pink triangle as a pooner “gay man” is grotesque. But it’s not surprising that she’s considering it. Just another example of trans idiots coveting unique (and exclusionary) cultures they know nothing about.
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It certainly is grotesque. But it sounds like gay men have not been exclusionary enough. This woman is probably on Grindr and instead of the gay men telling her 'no thanks, I'm not into women' when she sex pests them, some of them are probably affirming her as a fellow gay man instead of blocking and deleting.
 
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BreadKitten123 said:
Yeah, but is this better?
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Yes. Those old posts are far more fitting. This is not about being skilled at drawing cute cartoons. Idk how else to spell it out, you seem very young or autistic or something.
Ok everybody, I'm done with this kid. Lil nigga probably sees wojak memes and is like "🤔 hmmm not bad but the linework could use improvement"
 
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pink cigarettes said:
No, you made it cute again for some reason. Have you read this thread at all? Pooner cartoons are completely grotesque and exaggerated. Some are giant phalloplasty slugs. This is just some cute uWu Tumblr redraw
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Pooner cartoons are absolutely hideous but their big beady eyes and tiny proportions make them kinda ugly-cute. I may draw some of my own hecking valid doods.
 
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pink cigarettes said:
Or maybe it's both.
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I think so, that's not just crown thinness and a receding hairline, her scalp looks like it's got "speckles" of hair loss all over and it seems she's lost the outer half of her eyebrows. She should have just bought a wig and not totally caused her own ego death. She looked fine as a fatter woman, she still had a jawline in that picture and looks like the most normal person ever, but the fact that she decided to turn into this drag creature must mean she was already an insane faghag anyway. What a shame.
 
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Wednezday said:
Four years on testosterone to look like an 80s porn producer.
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I'll begrudgingly give it to her: by looks alone, I wouldn't immediately clock this thing as a lady (until she spoke with her inevitable "chick trying to talk in a register too low for her" voice). "Emasculated, non-threatening, skinnyfat soycuck with shitty facial hair and pedo glasses" being such a popular aesthetic for younger millennials/older Gen Z dudes these days really helps quasi-passing pooners fly under the radar.

My favorite thing about pooners is when they don't pass, they're miserable. When they do pass, it's usually a zillion times better than MTF's, which makes MTF's miserable.
Literally by just existing, every pooner makes at least one trans person miserable. Semper fi to all our unwitting pooner allies. You'll never be a man, but at least you make men who will never be women mad :semperfidelis:
 
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Trying to find unique pooners is getting hard as this is not a very widespread meme and the repositories that people post these in keep getting banned or taken down by all of the tranny-fluffer jannies online.

Making pooners is not hard, but I do not have a working computer at the moment.

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Wednezday said:
Four years on testosterone to look like an 80s porn producer. Username (u/Goodmorningladies565) checks out. Also nice mom tattoo, I'm sure she's very proud.

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Totally manly masc bathroom she's got there. Those pink stick on jewels and decorative doo dads are hecckin' valid. They match her pooner pink fushed face.

Even in that picture her girly hip to waist ratio is clockable. And her pretty mouth and eyes.
 
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Wednezday said:
Four years on testosterone to look like an 80s porn producer. Username (u/Goodmorningladies565) checks out. Also nice mom tattoo, I'm sure she's very proud.

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She passes a little better than most, but that's the cutest, girliest, most well-appointed room a dude ever did bro for himself.

A million little tells.
 
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This just screams "Cope!"

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Clown pooner!
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More pooners showing off their brightly-colored plumage..

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She just cannot wait until she gets a rotdog of her very own!

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You just know this is a diversity-hire...

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...and in just two short years she has already lost most of the hair on the top of her head from HRT!

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Tilikum said:
Little girl wants a pink triangle tattoo. Link/Archive
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"this tattoo is specifically to make me impossible to not identify as queer, largely as a response to the pain those dismissals have caused me"
Thoughts on Pink Triangle Tattoo as a Transmasc?
I’m considering tattooing a pink triangle on myself, a reclaimed symbol that was used to identify gay men in Nazi Germany. I am trans, I do not openly identify as such, only people very close to me know. I live my life as a gay man. Trans men were not sent to concentration camps on the basis of their gender, and if they were they were simply identified as asocial and labeled with the black triangle. The most prevalent type of bigotry I’ve experienced is the denial of my queerness (well you’re attracted to men and you like wearing skirts anyway, you’re just a straight girl who wants to be special) Because this tattoo is specifically to make me impossible to not identify as queer, largely as a response to the pain those dismissals have caused me, I worry I may be trying to reclaim a symbol that never would have applied to me, like I’m trying to claim oppression I haven’t experienced. Please share any thoughts, particularly cis gay men and people familiar with the history
"I am trans, I do not openly identify as such, only people very close to me know." Profile check:
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OnlyFans whore. Many pictures of her face, but I can't find any that aren't nudes.
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Historyfag sperging but why are people so obsessed with Nazi Germany and WW2? Adolf Hitler isn't literally Satan and if you compared all the big bads in history, he is maybe top ten. She wouldn't have been Holocausted, not because she's an insane woman who wants to be a gay man, but because she's American. Every culture in the world has some kind of homophobia, but maybe they aren't as fashionable as a pink triangle.
 
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Slideshow Bill said:
Historyfag sperging but why are people so obsessed with Nazi Germany and WW2? Adolf Hitler isn't literally Satan and if you compared all the big bads in history, he is maybe top ten. She wouldn't have been Holocausted, not because she's an insane woman who wants to be a gay man, but because she's American. Every culture in the world has some kind of homophobia, but maybe they aren't as fashionable as a pink triangle.
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The short answer is because WW2 is the founding mythos of every country of note in Current Year and the pop-culture version of events is completely divorced from actual history.
 
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