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One of the pooners previously posted here and in SRS thread 1, 2 (she had facial masculinization surgery) got punched at the Gay 90s bar in Minneapolis, the same one frequented by friend of the forum Dick Lickeita!
Pooner was upset that no one seemed to care that she got punched and called a tranny. Welcome to manhood sweetie :feels:
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One of the pooners previously posted here and in SRS thread 1, 2 (she had facial masculinization surgery) got punched at the Gay 90s bar in Minneapolis, the same one frequented by friend of the forum Dick Lickeita!
Pooner was upset that no one seemed to care that she got punched and called a tranny. Welcome to manhood sweetie :feels:
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Why did she mute the cop part though?
 
One of the pooners previously posted here and in SRS thread 1, 2 (she had facial masculinization surgery) got punched at the Gay 90s bar in Minneapolis, the same one frequented by friend of the forum Dick Lickeita!
Pooner was upset that no one seemed to care that she got punched and called a tranny. Welcome to manhood sweetie :feels:

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Poor Cartman can't get into his favorite gay bar....
 
One of the pooners previously posted here and in SRS thread 1, 2 (she had facial masculinization surgery) got punched at the Gay 90s bar in Minneapolis, the same one frequented by friend of the forum Dick Lickeita!
Pooner was upset that no one seemed to care that she got punched and called a tranny. Welcome to manhood sweetie :feels:
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A real man would punch him back.
 
A real man would punch him back.
I know, on one hand it's shocking because the dude punched a woman but on the other hand she wants to be treated like a man and should expect equality instead of bitching as if it's unreasonable. All I can hope for is the gay dude punches TiMs too, not just TiFs. It always rubs me the wrong way whenever any man hits a woman unprovoked, idc if she IDs as a man herself.
 
and as a skinny guy my penis is also very slim in girth.
She truly has no understanding of male anatomy. Everyone knows skinny guys tend to have fatter, veinier, thicker, longer, and more powerful cocks that women crave. Fatties have small cocks. It is known. That's why they eat so much and get so fat. It's to comfort themselves from the pain of having small, itty-bitty, teensy-weensy nub-nubs.
 
I just want to state for the record that my horrifying reaction was in reference to the water bill.

The rest of the post is informative and frankly, her downfall is just darkly funny.
So has anyone else been thinking of the horror story epilogue that is the current state of Poppy Z Brite since this post? Walk with me as I have a minor "wtf"
I never read her homo vampire books, but as a kid I had that exact "one to watch" photo of her in my scrapbook (lol old). I was a teenager and at the time she seemed so cool. I've known pooners irl but this hit me harder for some reason. Wth man
She also wrote a bio of Courtney Love iirc. I enjoyed it but I was a kid; I'm sure it was actually goofy trash. Iirc she worked with Love and was mad/sad that Love wouldn't sign off on calling the bio "authorized."

Do they all think they'll turn into David Bowie or something? She looks like someone's embarrassing alcoholic uncle. The "obsessed with fake gay fantasy sex" to FTM pipeline is real, that much is clear. But is it just a result of some pornsickness that women engage in? What kind of woman? This is the one FTM track I don't really "get" like the others.
 
So has anyone else been thinking of the horror story epilogue that is the current state of Poppy Z Brite since this post? Walk with me as I have a minor "wtf"
I never read her homo vampire books, but as a kid I had that exact "one to watch" photo of her in my scrapbook (lol old). I was a teenager and at the time she seemed so cool. I've known pooners irl but this hit me harder for some reason. Wth man
She also wrote a bio of Courtney Love iirc. I enjoyed it but I was a kid; I'm sure it was actually goofy trash. Iirc she worked with Love and was mad/sad that Love wouldn't sign off on calling the bio "authorized."

Do they all think they'll turn into David Bowie or something? She looks like someone's embarrassing alcoholic uncle. The "obsessed with fake gay fantasy sex" to FTM pipeline is real, that much is clear. But is it just a result of some pornsickness that women engage in? What kind of woman? This is the one FTM track I don't really "get" like the others.
A lot of it might also have something to do with narcissism and attention-seeking behavior.

As a lot of female celebrities and cultural icons get older, if they made careers out of selling shock value or edgelordism, they are likely to poon out to keep themselves in the public eye if they can no longer market their youth as we have seen with Ellen Page. Pooning out as a celebrity gives you one last hurrah as a publicity stunt.

Other high-risk female celebrities for pooning out are Angelina Jolie, as she is into a lot of weird shit, Jennifer Lawrence, as she is now getting older and seems like the sort of person that is prone to neuroticism, and Millie Bobby Brown of Stranger Things fame as she is following the same trajectory in her life as Ellen Page in her younger years.
 
She also wrote a bio of Courtney Love iirc. I enjoyed it but I was a kid; I'm sure it was actually goofy trash. Iirc she worked with Love and was mad/sad that Love wouldn't sign off on calling the bio "authorized."
I hadn't heard of that particular cow crossover. Interesting. It gets pretty mixed reviews.

Do they all think they'll turn into David Bowie or something?
I do believe so, sincerely.

Heaven loves ya
The clouds part for ya
Nothing stands in your way
When you're a boy
Clothes always fit ya
Life is a pop of the cherry
When you're a boy
When you're a boy
You can wear a uniform
When you're a boy
Other boys check you out
You get a girl
These are your favorite things
When you're a boy
Boys
Boys
Boys keep swinging
Boys always work it out
Uncage the colors
Unfurl the flag
Luck just kissed you hello
 
One of the pooners previously posted here and in SRS thread 1, 2 (she had facial masculinization surgery) got punched at the Gay 90s bar in Minneapolis, the same one frequented by friend of the forum Dick Lickeita!
Pooner was upset that no one seemed to care that she got punched and called a tranny. Welcome to manhood sweetie :feels:
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Holy mother of fuck her voice is TERRIFYING.
I'd probably punch her too just for how hard she triggers my fight or flight response.
 
One of the pooners previously posted here and in SRS thread 1, 2 (she had facial masculinization surgery) got punched at the Gay 90s bar in Minneapolis, the same one frequented by friend of the forum Dick Lickeita!
Pooner was upset that no one seemed to care that she got punched and called a tranny. Welcome to manhood sweetie :feels:
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Eww her voice is horrendous. I thought it was one of those stupid voice filters people use on TikTok at first.
 
Do they all think they'll turn into David Bowie or something? She looks like someone's embarrassing alcoholic uncle.
Yes. Look at "enbies" for confirmation of that. Most of them want androgyny, but they want the skinny twink male version, not the fat "IDK what sex and IDC" of SNL's Pat. Their "transition goals" and "gender moodboards" would be pro-ana images, if that tag hadn't been blacklisted on Tumblr.

If there were a hormone that just turned you into David Bowie, it'd mainly be an appetite suppressant.
The "obsessed with fake gay fantasy sex" to FTM pipeline is real, that much is clear. But is it just a result of some pornsickness that women engage in? What kind of woman? This is the one FTM track I don't really "get" like the others.
I think a lot of it is failing to grow out of the stage where you're definitely horny, but you're kinda afraid of boys, or haven't realized you're a lesbian, or are still afraid of your own body and being vulnerable to another person.

All of this fanfiction or fanart or just, again, moodboards: attractive men, behaving like women with each other. Most of it isn't the sex, but the emotions and dialogue. And it's safer, two imaginary men having relationship drama and sex with each other; you're not at risk, emotionally or physically. ...But maybe you want to be part of that. What if you're a guy too, so you can?

The biggest mistake anyone can make in troonology is assuming anything is exactly opposite for troons and pooners, but consuming so much porn of the opposite sex, targeted for your sex, is adding fuel to the fire both of them.
 
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Yes. Look at "enbies" for confirmation of that. Most of them want androgyny, but they want the skinny twink male version, not the fat "IDK what sex and IDK" of SNL's Pat. Their "transition goals" and "gender moodboards" would be pro-ana images, if that tag hadn't been blacklisted on Tumblr.
It is funny how Its Pat turned out to be so aesthetically prescient. Except rather than be some mystery everyone gawks at while the subject remains oblivious it ended up with a role reversal where the genderblob aggressively shrieks for attention while everyone else tries not to be noticed/harassed by it.
 
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