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Pooners horrified by men's toilets is never not funny.

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We’ve all seen the stuff of men being messy and unable to aim and stuff, but this was something I never thought I would have to deal with. I was just very lucky that there was an available stall with an actual door for me to use. The part that freaked me out the most is the lack of privacy in general. Like they had two walls of urinals with no side guards at all, with the sides facing the mirror over the sink. This means that if you look up at your face for one second while washing your hands, every single guy using a urinal behind you is in clear view from their side. Why do people not think when they design these?
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I don't even understand her complaint here but this reply really cracked me up:

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As many have said across different Reddit subs and I can confirm, men simply do not interact in toilets. You do what you have to do, then ideally wash your hands, which unfortunately is not the norm, and leave. Agree that they are not the nicest places, designed for function only. Sadly, gone are the days of bathroom attendants, waiting with a fresh towel and a selection of colognes.
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OH YES HOW WE ALL MISS BOG TROLLS!
 
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I’m kind of geriatric so I don’t use IG or TikTok - fam, is there an update on Birdy Rose/Aurora Bird after her magnificent BPD schpiel a while back?

Pic for those who have managed to forget:

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She seems to have changed her name to Azlan T. Bird, it's what's on her socials right now.
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https://www.tiktok.com/@azlan.t.bird
https://www.instagram.com/azlan.t.bird/
She says in her Instagram that her birth name is Tess Aurora:
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And there appears to be a public record of a Tess Aurora Gantz from Swannanoa, North Carolina arrested at a George Floyd protest in Asheville:

Who are the 15 people arrested during the first 2 nights of Asheville protests? (Archive)​

Those arrested include:
  • Cori Antonio Floyd, 29, of Asheville, one count of failure to disperse
  • Anthony Pacer John, 32, of Asheville, three counts of assault, and resisting an officer, failure to disperse
  • Michael Fox Dean, 24, of Arden, three counts of assault, and resisting an officer, failure to disperse
  • Raphael Demetrius Morales Jr., 30, of Asheville, two counts impeding traffic, failure to disperse
  • Daniella Adarve Cuéllar, 25, of Asheville, failure to disperse
  • David Timothy Dutcher, 31, of Asheville, 31, failure to disperse
  • Angela Richardson, 40, Arden, failure to disperse
  • Joshua Jinks, 30, of Summerville, Georgia, assault of an officer using a deadly weapon
  • Alexander Tuttle Rogers, 21, of Asheville, two counts second-degree trespass, failure to disperse
  • Jordan Tyler Hough, 22, of Asheville, failure to disperse
  • Richard Edward Lee Stone, 42, of Arden, failure to disperse
  • Jacob Riley Miller, 20, of Waynesville, two counts second-degree trespass, failure to disperse
  • Kiran George Bursenos, 20, of Arden, two counts second-degree trespass, failure to disperse
  • Richard Peyton Georgeff, 19, of Fletcher, failure to disperse
  • Tess Aurora Gantz, 24, of Swannanoa, failure to disperse
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And there appears to be some drama involving a trans activist using their Instagram followers to harrass a pretzel shop in Swannanoa...
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https://www.reddit.com/r/asheville/...one_weaponizing_their_instagram_followers_to/
Something here just feels wrong: https://bluntpretzels.com/pages/statement?_pos=1&_psq=Response&_ss=e&_v=1.0
This link is a local business trying to do damage control after a former employee used Instagram and their Trans identity to call for a total rain of fire on a pretzel bakery.
AND, i know nothing about the true story…. as there is ZERO evidence given of any anti-trans or “Nazi” sympathies or practices being carelessly thrown around at Blunt Pretzels, or indeed of even what the actual grievances are (though there is one mention of “GENOCIDE!”)… yet something sure strikes me as fishy about the attacks being made on a former employee’s IG.
I’ll jump right on a boycott bandwagon if trans people are being harassed and treated poorly by any local business. But you gotta have at least a SHRED of evidence? or a coherent story? I mean, the person was hired….you’d think if the Nazis really hated trans folk they would not hire them to be the face of their small business? Summoning your social media minions to tank a business and its employees livelihoods because you got mad at your boss may be the new reality but it stinks. And this performance doesn’t pass the smell test so far.
To drink it all in: you can search for “blunt pretzels“ on IG and find the drama if it’s still up - not gonna even name it here. or check out the Facebook reviews and comments….the IG has a lot of preaching and rambling about Mean Girls, Regina George, what it is and is not to be a Trans Ally…the reviews have some accusations of Nazi money and tip stealing and….
whew… lots to unpack!
DISCLAIMER: Yes, I enjoy pretzels. Even Blunt Pretzels. The girl behind the counter was really nice to me and my partner, and made two old gay men feel welcome. If she was a Nazi I’m gonna be pissed!
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Archive
And look, it's our old buddy Aurora Bird/Azlan Bird/Autismbird.
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Trans Tiktoker Protests Blunt Pretzels For Not Supporting Trans Rights
(Can't find the original, just a reaction video.)


So her real name Tess Aurora Gantz, she is from North Carolina, and she is about 28 years old.
She also has an art site called LION BIRD STUDIO. (Archive)
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"Unforseen health complications"... :thinking: It's too bad, look at these amazing wares she has to sell!
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About:
The Lion Bird Studio was founded by Azlan T. Bird- a Disabled Non-Binary Artisan- on the basis of mutual aid, sustainability, and collective liberation.

Birdy.​

I grew up barefoot in the Rocky Mountains: sketching my 80 year old Grandmother in her garden, reading the dictionary while curled up on her floral rocking-couch, and giving treats to the gaggle of stray cats that knew her porch would always be a safe place to be.
Above all else, I watched my Grandmother integrate learning into everyday life- and demonstrate that taking care of others is not only a responsibility we all hold as human beings, but also an honor.
She showed me just how much the little things really are the big things- especially with community and mutual aid. We had very little growing up with her when it came to resources- but what she had, she shared lovingly without question.
She was fierce, but kind- and passionate about making sure people truly felt like they belonged- and was always striving to deepen her knowledge about people’s unique experiences, traits, and histories.
I was a weird kid- with a brilliant brain, chatterbox mouth, and complete ignorance of social expectations/cues. As I’ve grown older- and particularly since learning that I am, in fact, actually Autistic and ADHD- I’ve come to understand just how rare and sweet it is to experience true belonging in the ways that I did with my Grandmother.
It’s been years since she died, and I still wish for so many things:
Another drawing lesson
Another hug
Another watch of Friendly Persuasion or I Love Lucy or Fiddler On The Roof…
But most of all, I wish I could express to her just how grateful I am to have had her as a parent in this lifetime;
I suppose I’ll just have to wait until I see her at the next Door.
My Grandmother showed me that inclusion happens with every action; it’s a breathing life-force we all have a responsibility of tending to. I can only hope for as much time as I can here to learn how to best be a steward for it with you now, and be good Ancestors to the ones who come after us.
We can only do this together- and only as OURSELVES, not whatever a colonial society tells us we “should” be.
According to a study at Harvard, it only takes 3.5% of a population consistently engaging in a movement to create INEVITABLE change. We truly have the power to create a world where liberation- not white supremacy- is once again the groundwork to our society.
It is already in motion- revolution is NOW!
None Of Us Are Free, Until All Of Us Are Free.
May All Empires Fall.
(I’m glad you’re here)
Alhamdulillah,
Birdy
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They really do all talk exactly the same, don't they?

Also, even Reddit thinks she's ridiculous:
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And some people think she's a conservative plant:
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pooner dump
the way they love showing off their mutilated chest

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lesbians but with extra steps. the amount of lesbians pooning out makes me so sad. most aren't butches, they're tommies. stop brainwashing my people :(

though it makes me wonder..... theres so many T4T transbians. not because they are truly gay but because they are both porn-rotted and cant get with actual women so they end up resorting to each other, huffing that copium living that fantasy life pretending like they're not desperate losers.
but when it comes to pooners, everytime theres a T4T gayden situation everyone just assumes they must be real-deal lesbians in denial.
I know men are more sexually motivated in the sense they that are more willing to stick their dick into literally anything if horny enough, hence why most sexual crimes are committed by men. But surely theres the fetishist equivalent for pooners resorting to gay relationships just like transbians? Surely not all these pooners are True and Honest lesbians, simply getting with other pooners to live out a perverted fantasy instead of having real authentic attraction.

I cant imagine dating a post-T pooner. And tbh I struggle to wrap my head around lesbians having a chaser fetish, I feel like its overblown. Much like how most gay men wouldnt resort to fucking a chick with a dick and how that whole attraction in itself is a paraphillia for the most part, fueled by terminal porn use. Same way a fat chaser gets off to fatties. Its not attraction, its a para. People think shit like zoophilia or pedophilia is about attraction as if pedos and zoos are geniuely attracted to children and animals. but most of them are attraction to the power dymantic and corruption, the literal tabboo nature of it all. Actual attraction is nowhere near something akin to being prison gay or porn rotted.
 
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What makes pooner chest tattoos even faggier is that they're used to cover up or distract from scars. But then again scars are only manly if you got them in some sort of gun or knife fight if not through a particularly nasty sports injury at the bare minimum because those kinds of things show you weren't coddled or overly concerned about your appearance as a consequence of having lived through some type of hardship. Even just having hands that look mummified as a result of years of hard physical labor would count because there's nothing glamorous or sexy about that and it's not something you'd do to yourself out of vanity. The sheer insecurity of having your teats electively excised by a butcher solely because you don't like looking at them then feeling the need to decorate the wound site or its environs to assuage the sense that something's still missing is about as "female-coded" as it gets.
 
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This dood is education you on how Transmen can be feminine:


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Very convincing.

I will put the rest in spoiler so people wouldn't have to scroll too much:

Anyway, I decided to look for some older videos of her, and saw this:


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She has a baby. A baby that she gestated and birthed. Also breastfed. She is mother. A MOTHER. Fuck. For two kids actually, two boys, as she mentioned here her other son, a 7 years old, whom she pulled out of school because most people there didn't wear masks. This was uploaded two years ago.

Proof that she breastfed her kid:


(The video is from August 2022.)

So she birthed and nursed two kids, but she is now a true and honest man. Sure.

She has a husband. When they were married, she was just a regular woman. Now she is a trans man. She thinks it's funny I guess, because this video is pinned in her tiktok account:


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So funny how a person is married to a regular-looking woman and end up with a butch woman on testosterone who calls herself man and wants to chop he tits off. I guess this guy is gay or a bi now, since he is married to a dood.

So let's start from the beginning. This is Ellis. She has YouTube, TikTok, Instagram and X/Twitter accounts. Her username in all of them is Rascalvideo.

She was like the most normal girl ever once upon a time. This is her 11 years ago:

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Here she is with two of her friends, being just girls hanging out together:


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I mean, yea, I totally see how she was actually a boy all along, can't you?

Anyway, her videos were just some stupid challenges and stuff, and they are still mostly just some stupid challenges and stuff. She got married and have a kid (still looking like a kid herself to be honest), then another one. I don't know when and how exactly she got the idea she is a trans, but she came out as trans officially at the end of 2022, and started taking Testosterone on February 2023. She wants to have "top surgery" in the future.


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As you can see in the video, she calls herself "father" now. I wonder if her sons have to call her "daddy". This definitely wasn't the case in the past, as in an old video her oldest son called her "mama" (the video is from four years ago).


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According to her, she was raped.


Original video (TikTok)

She pretty much checks the regular boxes. Talking about white privilege and white supremacy, about how terrible Oklahoma schools are because some fucking electronic module or whatever it is called forgot to change "Indian" to "Native American" or "Indigenous" (Like, I think they should be called Native American or Indigenous and not Indians too, but it's not that a big of a deal, write a short email to the school and they would change it, for fuck sake. They probably converted some old school book to this e-whatever that is and simply missed this. Stop assuming everyone is just evil and does this on propose. Also stop whining about such insignificant shit, it's not a slur, it's just not the correct name. These people pissing me off. They make a a mountain out of a molehill and ignore the actual huge problems the American public system currently have. Like how the kids are indoctrinated with that shit that makes you take testosterone. Okay, sorry, rant is over.), pro "trans women" in women's sport, anti guns, masks against COVID is very important, Free Palestine, "Anti-trans narratives hurt ALL women", etc. etc. I guess the only thing that differentiate her from most pooner her age is that she has kids and a husband and doesn't seem to have an OnlyFans... yet.

In all honesty, she is not that interesting, not that I could see anyway from the little of her I watch. She looks stable/grounded than most, maybe because she have a family with young kids to ground her. Still. Just yet another lost soul in the gender purgatory, I guess. I was just shocked to discover she is a mother. I thought she is just your average 20-30 years old pooner who doesn't want kids.
 
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and I must scream said:
This dood is education you on how Transmen can be feminine:
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Aiden, people question you because on one hand you say you aren't a woman because you feel like you don't fit into society's box of what a woman should be, but also say that you can be gender nonconforming because you like feminine things...as someone who is female. It's one thing if you believe that men are in the blue box and women are in the pink box and because you feel blue, you want to be a man. Retarded but logically consistent. It's not the same as the effeminate flamers you covet so much. You can't be David Bowie as a Becky, you just can't. Embrace your Beckiness. It will make you more authentic than the women who keep denying it. I get you're coping poorly and trying to identify out of misogyny, but you can't. This only puts you in a worse spot.
>transition is different for everyone
So you're saying it's not life or death every time? Got it.
>I like my deeper voice
I've met children with deeper voices.
>views spoiler
Yep. We're just going down a checklist at this point.
>Trooned out during pandemic
>wants to escape being boring and typical
>sexual abuse victim
 
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deermeat said:
though it makes me wonder..... theres so many T4T transbians. not because they are truly gay but because they are both porn-rotted and cant get with actual women so they end up resorting to each other, huffing that copium living that fantasy life pretending like they're not desperate losers.
but when it comes to pooners, everytime theres a T4T gayden situation everyone just assumes they must be real-deal lesbians in denial.
I know men are more sexually motivated in the sense they that are more willing to stick their dick into literally anything if horny enough, hence why most sexual crimes are committed by men. But surely theres the fetishist equivalent for pooners resorting to gay relationships just like transbians? Surely not all these pooners are True and Honest lesbians, simply getting with other pooners to live out a perverted fantasy instead of having real authentic attraction.
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Golly almost like when you give up truth to pursue hedonism and lies, homosexuality is and has been for thousands of years the predictable result.

Therefore God gave them over in the sinful desires of their hearts to sexual impurity for the degrading of their bodies with one another. They exchanged the truth about God for a lie, and worshiped and served created things rather than the Creator—who is forever praised. Amen.

Because of this, God gave them over to shameful lusts. Even their women exchanged natural sexual relations for unnatural ones. In the same way the men also abandoned natural relations with women and were inflamed with lust for one another. Men committed shameful acts with other men, and received in themselves the due penalty for their error.
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They're desperate for any label that gives them online asspats and is not "icky cissie hettie gender ew" because everyone stopped giving a shit about "le gender conformity/nonconforming/whatever" (it's not the 50s anymore, and NOBODY outside tranny/terfy circles uses those words, because NO ONE acts 100% like a character from some 50's sitcom, so what's the point) a long time ago. This but imagine it ends with Lisa pooning instead of just crying:
 
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Coo Coo Bird said:
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Found this on Twitter. Ms Azlan T. Bird is still very vague on the specifics but she needs your money for five (yes, FIVE) MRIs and an EEG. (So PNES basically.) Munchie arc unlocked!

Also, she’s very grateful to Allah, who I’m sure definitely wouldn’t throw her off a roof.

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