Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[WingsOfTarkov]

Just came across this on YouTube. Great, it's heart-breaking.
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I’ve been aware of this girl for a few years now. She’s more of a pseudo pooner. She doesn’t identify as a man and constantly says she doesn’t know her gender however she has often considered chopping her tits off. Despite that she hasn’t expressed any desire for having a rotdog installed at least that I’m aware of and isn’t pumping testosterone. She’s also a social media “influencer” so she gets invited to movie premiers where she poses for photos in tuxedos that do not fit her whatsoever. Some real Ellen Paige vibes. Apart from all that all she is really known for is cheating on her girlfriend and click baiting her stories on social media for that sweet sweet ad revenue.

 

[deermeat]

she is really known for is cheating on her girlfriend

is she bi? was this the case of your average bifoid using lesbians as a party trick?
Honestly she sounds like your typical well-off poser. Hello Kitty rawr egirl levels of posery but instead of riding the mentally ill quirkygirl train, its riding rainbow capitalism which makes it so that shes actually marketable.

 

[Izdaja Slika]

Just came across this on YouTube. Great, it's heart-breaking.
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The world never told me I as beautiful either, luvvie. I didn't cut my dick off and pretend to be a woman to get the asspats, because the world does not owe me reassurances of my own beauty.

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

There are women who are naturally more masculine and actually look better with a more masculine style of dress but a good chunk of TIFs are coping with not fitting female beauty standards. In their minds, it's better to be Aiden than Plain Jane, Below Average Becky or Ugly Betty.

It’s like individualism and participation trophies coming home to roost. This is what we get when we tell kids they are all special unique snowflakes and that everyone is the same.

Some people are born graced with looks and smarts and some unfortunate fuckers are born ugly and stupid. We used to just accept this but now everyone has to be someone no matter how stupid and retarded they are.

What makes me laugh and roll my eyes is when they say they were uncomfortable with who they are (especially as teenagers). Like, did nobody bother to tell them that is the typical human experience? Imagine ruining your body for ever because you feel out of place. Lunacy!

 

[STARS158]

Heard an OF girl was starting to use male pronouns, thought it was a larp. Because she just had a baby.
Well that was just horrifying

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[Tilikum]

I know I’ve posted an FTM name thread before, but they’re my favorite. The responses perfectly demonstrate the female-brain and childishness behind the pooner mindset.

Spoiler: Best of Reddit comments

Maternal instinct gone awry.
This is the highest rated comment, naturally.

Hi, I’m Felix, nascent school shooter.

>named myself after my favorite childhood YouTuber
Parents, this is your sign: please take the tablet away.

Straight from the high school reading list:

“When I was 8 or 9, my stepdad had the name I wanted…” Uhh, red flags flying.

This is clever: name your kid something like Cher or Madonna, so she already feels connected to da gays, possibly reducing her chances of pooning out to get fags’ attention. Didn’t work in this case however.

Apparently one creepypasta spawned multiple Tobiases (bonus points for manly emojis):


I felt that you fine people should know the etymology of the name "Donteus".

Oh boy. I thought this one was another goofy teenager when I started reading the comment. WRONG. She’s a 37 year old mother of two, and just had her tits removed. God help her two little girls.

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[Larry David's Opera Cape]

While I do agree with what's been said, the pre-stache photos really just reads bull-dyke to me. The low hairline, very full hair, lack of Adam's apple, the quite thick lips, and here their voice is far less froggy. Interesting specimen either way.

Nah I don't see girl there. He's a pretty boy. Just like John Goodman-esque lesbian rabbis, nature has always made such outliers. They may not even have hormonal derangements. It's just that all the stupid trooning out has made us all schizo about these natural variations in human appearance. Makes me mad sometimes.

 

[cybertoaster]

I am a Gen X'er and I do not know anyone my age who got relationship advice i.e. what to look for in a spouse/how to know what you might find important in the long term, from their parents.

Same, no boomer gave me any relationship advice, not even when I asked for it.

And sometimes it's just that the crazy chicks are good in bed.

Is not that they are good just that if they catch even a whiff of disinterest they are willing to do anything, that is until they themselves get tired of you.

That's when the ordeal begins.

and attract abnormal men.

Nah they attract any dude because they tend to be easy and fun, and every nigga out there is thirsty.

I do think anyone attempting to Troon out a minor should be executed.

No need to, just make them liable for anything that happens to the lil'tranny/pooner and you'll see how they turn on a dime and stop with this nonsense. If every doctor and teach could get sued, if any parent trying to gender-munchausen their kid of internet points got arrested for abuse and had their kids taken all this madness you see would end tomorrow.

u/Spenzx is a 23 year old pooner from Nicaragua.

Just another case of "cybertoaster is right about the third world not being trad".

> She used her mother’s life insurance money on this fake dick.

There's no end to this insanity, no respect even for the dead.

Bald, pedo glasses, coomer beard, soy phenotype.

Masc king, Addison Grace. Nothing says "I'm a true and honest man" by singing the sad girl Tumblr song from Adventure Time accompanied by ukulele.

She's so fucking girly looking its hilarious, the equivalent of an ex-quarterback hon cosplaying as sailor moon.

do you ever wonder how many women are ugly solely due to their obesity?

TONS, but they are lonely because they don't want fat men either.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

The tweet:

The dood:

 

[Aunt Carol]

"Hey everyone my name is Zed"
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[lolnah]

holy fuck I cant tell if this is satire or not.
A pooner skinwalking a neckbeard?
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man do you ever wonder how many women are ugly solely due to their obesity? its sad whenever I see a fat woman, especially one whos young since it almost always means they were obese since childhood. To think, its okay to feed your kid to morbid obesity but its not okay to starve them.

Good to see White Glove is still out here attention whoring and looking like a fat girl

 

[Marche]

The tweet:
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The dood:
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Chibi if he shaved his monobrow

 

[Slideshow Bill]

I know I’ve posted an FTM name thread before, but they’re my favorite. The responses perfectly demonstrate the female-brain and childishness behind the pooner mindset.

my name is Zed and the name clicked for me when I saw a zombie boy with green hair like I used to have at the time

The protagonist from the Disney Channel's umpteenth Romeo and Juliet but with zombies and cheerleaders? This nigga? Really?

PL: Younger sisters and nieces

 

[Procrastinhater]

holy fuck I cant tell if this is satire or not.
A pooner skinwalking a neckbeard?
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man do you ever wonder how many women are ugly solely due to their obesity? its sad whenever I see a fat woman, especially one whos young since it almost always means they were obese since childhood. To think, its okay to feed your kid to morbid obesity but its not okay to starve them.

Yeah that's White Glove/Mr Cool Ice.
Maybe I'm getting soft in my old age but I always felt sorry for Glove.
Total sperg though, maybe I am getting soft.
Ain't a bad kid, just messed up in the head, that Pooner neckbeard LARP is funny as shit though.

 

[Det. Frank Washington Esq]

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[Sonya-chan]

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The true responsible is the man who touched her when she was 14.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

The tweet:
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The dood:
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Reminds me of Pruane2forever. Except he grew up to be normal looking (decent looking for a Canadian) and she will always look like an awkward teenager.
Also she's replying to an actual gay man, TheVikingDane is a gay man who's quite vocal about how the LGB needs to get rid of the T, and how no gay man would ever have sex with a pooner.

 

[Det. Frank Washington Esq]

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TFW you realize your doctor also runs an ice cream shop.

 

[KateHikes14]

The true responsible is the man who touched her when she was 14.

>unprompted fantasy about child rape
>anime avatar
Disgusting

 

[Dartos Cremaster]

To celebrate the photos app no longer crashing after I draw two lines I made a pooner GameStop confrontation. Our little dood is learning how to behave just like a real man, maybe it’s all the T?