Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Iron Jaguar]

The tweet:
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The dood:
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Short, fat and ugly = "Bear"? No, bitch, you are a Dwarf.

The true responsible is the man who touched her when she was 14.

Will you lot please STFU about this? Very few of these Pooners have ever been SA'd. Pooning is mostly a social contagion.

@cybertoaster
TONS

Yes, literally.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

Every single time I see the pooners posted here my brain goes

and I laugh. Every. Single. Time.

 

[Procrastinhater]

The true responsible is the man who touched her when she was 14.

Thats usually a very small minority of them.
Most Pooners are fucking weird fujos that got too obsessed with yaoi and deluded themselves into thinking they could be the uWu soft gay boys that only exist in their creepy fingerbang comics, written by women, for women.

 

[Hassou Tobi]

I don't see why it has to be either/or. Lots of weird autistic girls who write yaoi fan fiction and poon out were molested and that's part of why they are that way.

Probably part of why some girls just have a yaoi phase and grow out of it without getting a yeet and others don't.

 

[Lady Bizness]

The true responsible is the man who touched her when she was 14.

They don't make abuse victims like they used to, I tell you what. Work hard to be functional adults who try their best to make a better world for their children? No, let's medicalize ourselves so that we will forever be dependent on others and only further open ourselves to abuse.

 

[pink cigarettes]

Short, fat and ugly = "Bear"? No, bitch, you are a Dwarf.

Will you lot please STFU about this? Very few of these Pooners have ever been SA'd. Pooning is mostly a social contagion.


Yes, literally.

Thats usually a very small minority of them.
Most Pooners are fucking weird fujos that got too obsessed with yaoi and deluded themselves into thinking they could be the uWu soft gay boys that only exist in their creepy fingerbang comics, written by women, for women.

Why not all of the above, tbh?
I am loathe to derail this thread into another autistic pooner "Are you there, God? It's me, Farmer. Why do trooners troon?" Thunderdome. But who do you think social contagions (and youth culture in general) appeal to most? From anorexia to street gangs: the vulnerable, the desperate, the perverse, and the deranged. Walk into any BDSM club, any communal punk house, there's ALWAYS a higher number of those types. With some less shitty underground scenes it's like 25-50%. With pooners it happens to be, oh, about 100%.
It's like trying to figure out why people become mass shooters. It's not one answer, it's the world's saddest venn diagram.

 

[cybertoaster]

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The true responsible is the man who touched her when she was 14.

Diddled girls become strippers.

The pooner is the end stage of the political lesbian who really believes man have it better, and/or the fujo who believes gay men (and gay sex) is all cutesy shit like in her yaoi mangoes.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

But who do you think social contagions (and youth culture in general) appeal to most?

Young people. Because they are stupid, naive, gullible, insecure and often looking for something to give them a sense of importance and meaningfulness.
Yes, some will also have been victims of abuse, but young people have always been easily led down the garden path regardless of how hard or easy their lives are. - Just have a look at the number of young women from upper middle class or even outright wealthy families who've joined a terrorist group or some other cause celebre. IMO, it's actually the ones who've had the most coddled and privileged lives who are likely to do these things. Pooning Out is just the latest iteration of youthful rebellion.

 

[Det. Frank Washington Esq]

I suppose we'll have to wait until we see them copy (who I've finally figured out they remind me of) "Milo" Stewart and start an OF to know for sure.

Coming back to Milo after a (very) long (that I forgot about them) time away to see this as her endgame, was a helluva whiplash. Last time I checked in, she yeeted her teats and (far as I was concerned) on her way to getting bottom surgery. This was not in my bingo card. Also, should not have saw those anti-erection pics.

I have ED now.

Apropos...

Due to the amount of pictures I’ll spoiler them in different categories. The reason some of her body is painted over is to cover tattoos.

This reminds me of that Seinfeld episode of Jerry's nudist gf doing everything naked and become more and more unattractive to him. But worse. Much much worse.

I'm asexual now

 

[pink cigarettes]

Young people. Because they are stupid, naive, gullible, insecure and often looking for a something to give them a sense of importance and meaningfulness.
Yes, some will also have been victims of abuse, but young people have always been easily led down the garden path regardless of how hard or easy their lives are. - Just have a look at the number of young women from upper middle class or even outright wealthy families who've joined a terrorist group or some other cause celebre. IMO, it's actually the ones who've had the most coddled and privileged lives who are likely to do these things. Pooning Out is just the latest iteration of youthful rebellion.

Yeah I guess I file those under "perverse and deranged" lol

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

Coming back to Milo after a (very) long (that I forgot about them) time away to see this as her endgame, was a helluva whiplash. Last time I checked in, she yeeted her teats and (far as I was concerned) on her way to getting bottom surgery. This was not in my bingo card. Also, should not have saw those anti-erection pics.

I have ED now.

Apropos...

always amuses me to see people's shocked reactions to seeing milo's repugnant nudes. one of the few things which brings me joy anymore.

This reminds me of that Seinfeld episode of Jerry's nudist gf doing everything naked and become more and more unattractive to him. But worse. Much much worse.

I'm asexual now

it's funny how disgusting and repulsive pooner's nudes always are. and there are people in this thread and the poonr grindr thread who want to bang these creatures. what is wrong with you guys?

 

[Surfin Terf]

probably going to have to arm wrestle a 13 year old. how do i play it off if he is stronger than me? (a)

Spoiler: probably going to have to arm wrestle a 13 year old. how do i play it off if he is stronger than me?

this is as ridiculous, embarrassing, and pathetic as it sounds.

some background info: i am 17, almost 2 years on t, been lifting weights for probably close to 3 years.

im staying at my girlfriend’s house right now and my girlfriend’s little sister’s friend is coming over tomorrow. this kid is an absolute unit. close to 6’, easily 200 pounds. for comparison, i am 5’7 200 pounds. last time he was here, he challenged me to an arm wrestle and i said no in the most nonchalant way i possibly could. my girlfriend thought it was weird that i said no so idk if ill be able to get out of it if he asks again.

so what do i do if he is stronger? i feel like the obvious answer is to just pretend i let him win, but what if he’s like “cmon man actually try”? my girlfriend, her little sister, and their mom all think im so strong. i cant have my reputation ruined

this is all very silly but on a personal note i would be devastated if he was stronger. feeling weak is probably the biggest contributor to my dysphoria and the only reason i lift. my self esteem is in the toilet if you couldnt tell and it couldnt take a blow like this. the same phrase keeps going through my head, “why have i been taking t for 2 years and lifting for 3 just for some cis kid to be stronger?”

anyway thanks in advance for any advice on how to deal with this both socially and on a personal level. also feel free to let me know if this is the stupidest thing youve ever heard of someone worrying about.

EDIT: man i love this subreddit. thanks guys, i feel so supported. everyone was so much nicer than i deserve for this bullshit i almost feel obligated to go through with the arm wrestle now just to give you guys an update. thanks again everyone.

She just turned 17, so she started HRT at 14 or 15, got her tits removed at 16, and has a BMI of 31.7. Unfortunately, no pics of this dood who claims that she "pass[es] anyway" in spite of her giant ass and hips.

 

[Snack Cracker]

He’s going to smash her unless he feels bad enough to let this frog voiced woman win.

Maybe this will be good for her seeing physical proof of differences between sexes.

Women can juice like crazy but they’re never going to approach the levels of what men can achieve juiced.

Poor pooner, you can’t opt out of being not as physically strong as men

 

[Det. Frank Washington Esq]

always amuses me to see people's shocked reactions to seeing milo's repugnant nudes. one of the few things which brings me joy anymore.

Well... if you could subsist on my suffering, you'd be a death fat by now.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

i am 5’7 200 pounds

lol, fat.

i would be devastated if he was stronger. feeling weak is probably the biggest contributor to my dysphoria and the only reason i lift.

feeling dysphoric because a man 6 inches taller than you and outweighs you can beat you at arm wrestling? nto mentally ill at all, not one bit.

why have i been taking t for 2 years and lifting for 3 just for some cis kid to be stronger?

im going to bet this pooner isnt self aware enough to realize this is why you dont let troons into women's sports. women just cant compete with men physically.

 

[Glowing In The Streets]

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"I want to see her boobs!"
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I didn't know you could deflate boobs

 

[cybertoaster]

I didn't know you could deflate boobs

Zippertits are like any mastectomy, they literally scoop everything out.

 

[DAREToResistDrugs]

Ally Beardsley from CollegeHumor, yet another victim of the lesbian to pooner pipeline:

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And here's how she sounds on testosterone. She identifies as NB rather than as male, but has had the standard pooner procedures of hormones + tit chop + choosing to look like a dorky teenage boy. Why do they all look the same? And how the hell do they convince themselves that all this body horror is in fact a good idea?

Why would anyone choose to transition from a woman into Bobby Hill?

 

[Jacques1194]

Pooner wonders if her breasts will regrow after getting top surgery.

 

[pink cigarettes]

Pooner wonders if her breasts will regrow after getting top surgery.
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Ok so this woman has had zero surgeries, but wants them all, including phalloplasty. And is planning on three kids before she has any surgeries.
Please let this dumb bitch get a grip immediately after baby 1 is born. Lord have mercy