Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Spangled Drongo]

Why would anyone choose to transition from a woman into Bobby Hill?
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That dood ain't right.

 

[Wendy Wheelchair]

Wow, you're "insecure about your masculinity" and get offended when gays refer to you and themselves as "girlie" and "sis"? It's almost like gay men have to grow up their entire lives being insecure about their masculinity and thus when they finally come out, accept their feminine side by poking fun at it. Women are utterly joyless unless they can control a social situation.

Spoiler: Text: i hate being around cis gay men

i have many gay friends who are very... stereotypically gay and so are the people they usually hang out with. i just always feel terrible because when i go out with said friends they keep calling each other (and me) "girlie", "sis" and such. i know they're not purposefully misgendering me, but i can't help but to feel bothered. I'm very early in my transition, being on T for 2 months so I'm still super insecure of my masculinity, mostly because I feel like I still have to get way more male to get to be a gay man like them. it just sucks sometimes, you know? i wish i could just have been born a man and be gay as shit without all of these thoughts bugging me. I'm so grateful that i got to come out and have supportive friends and I'm enjoying my transition so so much but moments like this hurt a lot and i just needed to get it off my chest

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TL;DR, all lesbians are crazy, manipulative liars

I've been betrayed in my life by no less than 4 different lesbians

 

[Procrastinhater]

Wow, you're "insecure about your masculinity" and get offended when gays refer to you and themselves as "girlie" and "sis"? It's almost like gay men have to grow up their entire lives being insecure about their masculinity and thus when they finally come out, accept their feminine side by poking fun at it. Women are utterly joyless unless they can control a social situation.
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Spoiler: Text: i hate being around cis gay men

i have many gay friends who are very... stereotypically gay and so are the people they usually hang out with. i just always feel terrible because when i go out with said friends they keep calling each other (and me) "girlie", "sis" and such. i know they're not purposefully misgendering me, but i can't help but to feel bothered. I'm very early in my transition, being on T for 2 months so I'm still super insecure of my masculinity, mostly because I feel like I still have to get way more male to get to be a gay man like them. it just sucks sometimes, you know? i wish i could just have been born a man and be gay as shit without all of these thoughts bugging me. I'm so grateful that i got to come out and have supportive friends and I'm enjoying my transition so so much but moments like this hurt a lot and i just needed to get it off my chest

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I've been betrayed in my life by no less than 4 different lesbians

This incredibly confused, ridiculous woman isn't a gay man, she's a deranged woman thats paranoid she isn't "manly enough" thats why being around zesty gays is uncomfortable.
She's a heterosexual woman thats gone insane from gendershit ideology.
Bizarre Pooner.

 

[Thursday]

Wow, you're "insecure about your masculinity" and get offended when gays refer to you and themselves as "girlie" and "sis"? It's almost like gay men have to grow up their entire lives being insecure about their masculinity and thus when they finally come out, accept their feminine side by poking fun at it. Women are utterly joyless unless they can control a social situation.
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Spoiler: Text: i hate being around cis gay men

i have many gay friends who are very... stereotypically gay and so are the people they usually hang out with. i just always feel terrible because when i go out with said friends they keep calling each other (and me) "girlie", "sis" and such. i know they're not purposefully misgendering me, but i can't help but to feel bothered. I'm very early in my transition, being on T for 2 months so I'm still super insecure of my masculinity, mostly because I feel like I still have to get way more male to get to be a gay man like them. it just sucks sometimes, you know? i wish i could just have been born a man and be gay as shit without all of these thoughts bugging me. I'm so grateful that i got to come out and have supportive friends and I'm enjoying my transition so so much but moments like this hurt a lot and i just needed to get it off my chest

As a bit an ex-faghag these types piss me off more than anything. Holy hell I wish those friends of hers would see her reddit posts to truly understand how fucked in the head pooners really are.

 

[Paper Machete]

They remind her of what she is not and at the same time do not actually live up to the fantasy of what their social groups would look like, act, and say. Is it. It's really funny how both troon and poon all hate the same types of person who are 1. actually their dating pool and 2. would treat them better, on average (if for no other reason than because they're the ones genuinely interested in them for non-fetish, quick lay reasons).

 

[Wendy Wheelchair]

I think if we isolated Trannies to their own Colonies and prevented them from deliberately spreading their sickness we could end this plague within a generation or at least reduce it to tiny amounts.

You'll never 100% eradicate it because it is inherently a documented mental illness that the human brain uses as a coping mechanism hence why we have historical trannies even in times when we shunned this sort of stuff. While I agree the vast majority of cases nowadays (like 80%+) are caused by social contagion factors, there's a reason trannyism is stronger in anti-gay societies i.e. their coping mechanism for being a super fag is to think "I'm actually a woman." A big place to start, though, would be to stop all fetish shit. Get rid of furries, get rid of normalizing "kink", etc.

I just don't believe there is any place for these perverts in society. They are corrosive to society, to morality, and a danger to children's mental and physical wellbeing.

This is absolutely true

Someone was said earlier in the thread that he could have klinefelter syndrome. His voice totally sounds like a pooner, but I could imagine that he just has some hormonal problem. He needs to stop dressing like a fag though, thats what makes him really seem like a dood.

Klinefelter is characterized by tall height and all the other guys in that second pic are taller. I'm kinda on board with pooner with that pre-facial hair pics cause it totally sounds like an affected dyke-in-denial voice

These comments are reflective of why actual art/good media is dying. Good art/media is about an ideal and timeless truths about the human experience. Women seem to just want a mirror that reflects them to masturbate in front of. This is why we have so much talk in media about how "representation matters!" Boys grow up liking watching Indiana Jones not because they think they are him but because they wanna be him. Women seem to want to watch something that affirms exactly who they are and tell them that they don't need to change or grow.

Why don't we treat pooners like we used to treat anorexics, bulimics, cutters and teenage attempted suicides?

I don't get why there hasn't been any major study as to effective ways to help trannies understand the reality of their body a la anorexics and bulimics other than powerful tranny lobby stops it. They claim it's innate and something that never goes away but why is that somehow more ingrained than an equally misaligned body view as anorexia?

man do you ever wonder how many women are ugly solely due to their obesity? its sad whenever I see a fat woman, especially one whos young since it almost always means they were obese since childhood. To think, its okay to feed your kid to morbid obesity but its not okay to starve them.

In college, part of my friend group was a morbidly obese IVF girl who was the daughter of a single lesbian who was a lesbian for a while but then ended up marrying a gay guy. She had the saddest, tiniest titties ever.

Dedotated Wam boy grew up
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i was convinced it is a soy boy until that video. the voice and lips read female to me. ill admit to being a bit bamboozled here. i said tranny then not tranny now im scared to say either way.

That sounds like a dyke trying to be a man IAMAHOMO

Parents, this is your sign: please take the tablet away.

Have you ever had the experience of telling this to a parent and they get extremely defensive and mad at you? The truth is that it's ruined an entire generation.

Oh boy. I thought this one was another goofy teenager when I started reading the comment. WRONG. She’s a 37 year old mother of two, and just had her tits removed. God help her two little girls.

Remember, according to feminists it's sex-obsessed men who ruin families, not narcissistic women. Which do you think is more common?

Just another case of "cybertoaster is right about the third world not being trad".

No, this girl is clearly part of the 1% rich of Niggeragua. Richness usually leads to disposing of traditional values.

The true responsible is the man who touched her when she was 14.

Example #2,038,483,238 of women incapable of taking accountability for their own decisions

I am loathe to derail this thread into another autistic pooner "Are you there, God? It's me, Farmer. Why do trooners troon?" Thunderdome. But who do you think social contagions (and youth culture in general) appeal to most?

Social contagions appeal to young people with no real skills. They have no talents, so they latch onto something that makes them feel special. Every parent's job should be to find out what their kid is good at and nurture their talents. That'll stop a lot of this craziness. It'll also get them off the Internet.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Why would anyone choose to transition from a woman into Bobby Hill?
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[Procrastinhater]

Crossposting from something I just found.
Some weird pedo VTuber is dating a Pooner

FTM Partner

Our friends on the Sharty found based Kiwi warrior pippa dating a troon.
SOYJAK PARTY THREAD


LINK / A
On the facebook of Sibylla or Pippa, she is friends with three people.

One is Zach. Another is some rando. The other... Is Matthew Parker.

I see.

Well retards on the Sharty figured out, Matthew Parker is really Madalyn Parker.

GOFUNDME ARCHIVE


Comparison pic.

Quite the Dood.
Clearly the Mayunlyest of Mayuns.
Really selling it with that beard.
And what do you know, she's pink.


Not a fan of VTubers. I think they're fucking weird and way too many of them indulge an audience of pedophiles that jerk off to cartoon CP.
I was going to ignore this because I don't want fucking VTuber fans shitting up the thread, but after deliberating, if it's a Pooner, it belongs in the Zoo. So in it goes.

 

[Mecha.Bubblesੈ✩‧₊˚]

pooner spotted in "Anger Foot" (rules say anything that looks like a pooner)

 

[glass_houses]

pooner spotted in "Anger Foot" (rules say anything that looks like a pooner)
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Whatever this... thing is supposed to be, I don't think it's meant to be a pooner. No beard, no packer, still has tits.

 

[Girahira]

You'll never 100% eradicate it because it is inherently a documented mental illness that the human brain uses as a coping mechanism hence why we have historical trannies even in times when we shunned this sort of stuff.

Being documented as a mental illness doesnt make it an innate defect in a human brain. Being too much a coomer used to be as feared as the tranny menace in the 17th hundreds. you couldn’t point to a moment in history where being a furry as we know it was a coping mechanism. but you could point to bestiality; no one’s had the resources or internet reach to make those costumes, but animals were always around.
Mental derangements indeed exist, but what’s a coping mechanism to them is based on trends. And those can, indeed, be shunned.

 

[ZsaZsaBinks]

After delving into what's been posted here, I've reached the firm conclusion that I utterly loathe Pooners.

They're somehow ten times more repugnant than their revolting troon counterparts. I can't quite put my finger on why they make me shudder in pure disgust whenever I encounter them. Perhaps it's the pube-like mustache, the fried-frog voice, the anime boy mannerisms, the yaoi fetichism, the blatantly fake machismo, the zipper tits, their obsession with mimicking "dudebros," or the excess body fat they all seem to share. Regardless, there's something about them that feels incredibly off-putting and disturbing to me.

People really like to portray them as poor victims of their circumstances, but I've never encountered more degenerate and morally repugnant individuals than Aidens. They're just as flawed as the typical Alice or Lilith for being such freaks of nature.

With male troons, it's at least genuinely entertaining and hilarious to watch them be utterly retarded and look like absolute clowns. But Pooners? They're just a pitiful sight, man, utterly depressing & miserable.

They look like sad old bald men long before cis men look old and bald. And their views on masculinity are so juvenile. They don’t seem to have interests in the same things adult men have. They all act like underage boys. I feel like this is because they aren’t comfortable with adult male spaces so they adopt masculinity that isn’t as intimidating.

 

[Wendy Wheelchair]

Being documented as a mental illness doesnt make it an innate defect in a human brain. Being too much a coomer used to be as feared as the tranny menace in the 17th hundreds. you couldn’t point to a moment in history where being a furry as we know it was a coping mechanism. but you could point to bestiality; no one’s had the resources or internet reach to make those costumes, but animals were always around.
Mental derangements indeed exist, but what’s a coping mechanism to them is based on trends. And those can, indeed, be shunned.

I'm saying that all mental illnesses in a sense are coping mechanisms. Like OCD is used as a means to feel in control, etc. It's just how the human brain works. But the post I was replying to claimed that trannyism was either hereditary or solely a social contagion that could be eradicated forever. I think removing all trans stuff from media will reduce it by 99.99999%. But it'll rear its head eventually, IAMAHOMO

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

Little pooner got hit by a car, but the important thing is, the medics called her a guy! So euphoric!
Got hit by a car a while ago / Archive

Knocked me off my bike and messed up my shoulder and knocked me unconscious so I came to and some paramedics got me on a gurney and cut my shirt and sweater up. They said what are these? I was trying not to throw up bc at this point the shock was wearing off and I was nauseous as hell but I was just like “I’m trans yo, bilateral mastectomy scars” and they gave me some ondansetron, radio’d me in as “male” and I was concussed and nauseous and in pain and crying but also there was some nice gender euphoria.
Then at the er I got some fentanyl and I was all relaxed and giggling with the nurses as I showed them my scars and my tattoos too
Do not recommend getting hit by a car but I definitely recommend taking the time to connect with others during a stressful experience

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

I hope they had a word behind the scenes at the ER and didn't give her a man's dose of fentanyl. We'd get a pooner George Floyd.

Also that whole wall of text is the most woman-brained thing I've ever seen.

 

[Det. Frank Washington Esq]

Not sure if I posted this before. Getting it off my computer. It's a d00d embracing another d00d who is having a manly cry over a super important thing.

 

[Paper Machete]

Not sure if I posted this before. Getting it off my computer. It's a d00d embracing another d00d who is having a manly cry over a super important thing.


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Stuff like this is so uncomfortable to watch. The acting is bad. This is not real genuine emotion. It's a performance. Obviously to most here of course. But they had to: decide to do this on camera, set up the camera, edit it with the cuts and subtitles, and choose to go through with posting it online. This is not a spur of the moment breakdown. It's a tantrum because you're mad mom isn't letting you get that candy bar you saw while out getting groceries. It's absolutely abhorrent that more normies do not see any of this for the histrionic bullshit it is. I wouldn't be able to stop myself from cackling like a hyena if someone acted like this in front of me.

 

[brocktherock]

Stuff like this is so uncomfortable to watch. The acting is bad. This is not real genuine emotion

I remember the fat one's also pretending to be some kind of low functioning autist, hence why she keeps pawing the other one's shirt repetitively and talking like a retard. This clip creeps me out, it's weird like watching a fetish roleplay clip but non sexual. I don't know what to call it, sadness porn? Trauma porn? Obviously this was made for themselves but who the fuck else would this appeal to. I guess coasting off of weak minded women's pity-compliments is enough for trannies of both sexes.

 

[Poonocchio]

I remember the fat one's also pretending to be some kind of low functioning autist, hence why she keeps pawing the other one's shirt repetitively and talking like a retard. This clip creeps me out, it's weird like watching a fetish roleplay clip but non sexual. I don't know what to call it, sadness porn? Trauma porn? Obviously this was made for themselves but who the fuck else would this appeal to. I guess coasting off of weak minded women's pity-compliments is enough for trannies of both sexes.

Yeah, I've seen these 2 before. They're creepy as fuck and I always wonder how on earth if it's legit nobody has said the other one is basically abusing an extremely vulnerable adult when they're posting themselves being intimate and talking about their relationship. Gross, creepy, should be illegal. Might be worth a dive on them, wonder if they've been discussed in the BP before as they seem to be Munchie adjacent with that level of acting.

 

[KateHikes14]

I remember the fat one's also pretending to be some kind of low functioning autist, hence why she keeps pawing the other one's shirt repetitively and talking like a retard. This clip creeps me out, it's weird like watching a fetish roleplay clip but non sexual. I don't know what to call it, sadness porn? Trauma porn?

I think you nailed it "trauma porn" is a really good name for this emergent flavor of histrionic content. The thing of note is this is sexual, or at least very closely adjacent. It is consumed like pornography by the stunted AWFLs and AWFLlikes who share such a weird titilation and obsession with trauma.