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Oh the places pooners you'll go find on tumblr
Here's @c3rvida3, just the manliest man who ever did man.
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And the post that drew me to her, because I've seen enough fat, hairy, tattooed pooners to know that's their default state.
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The big burly gay man in question, according to some other posts, she's balding now. I stopped scrolling after that, the blog is too boringly cringey.

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HEYA GUISE!

Meet Blake!

“Blake” is a chill lil’ dood who totally passes, but for some reason gets outed inadvertently:

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In her free time, Blake likes to engage in traditionally masculine hobbies like journaling, and looking cute in Roblox:
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Oh, and here’s the kicker: “Blake” is fucking FIFTEEN YEARS OLD and had her tits chopped off with terrible results:
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She wants to go on testosterone, of course:
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Though there’s a small, growing insecurity in the back of her mind that maaaybe she screwed up:
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Why?, I’ll tell you why sweetie, it’s because they realize they were retarded kids LARPing like retards, and thankfully they had parents who loved them enough to go “Wait WTF?!” When they started sperging about being “a boy”.
 
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The eternal comedy of Poondom:

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“HAALP!!! I STARTED TAKING A DRUG THAT HAS HAIRLOSS AS A KNOWN SIDEEFFECT AND IM LOSING MY HAIR?!? WHATDO?!?”

Guess the lil’ dood should have listened to her family a year ago:
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I recommend diving down in her posts for some good lulz. It’s the usual pooncircus of a very manly lil’ dood who constantly gets misgendered, etc.
 
Oh, and here’s the kicker: “Blake” is fucking FIFTEEN YEARS OLD and had her tits chopped off with terrible results:
I’m so sick of being told that this never happens, that minors neeeeeeverrrrr get their body parts chopped off for no good reason. People who ignore and/or excuse this have a special place in hell.
 
The eternal comedy of Poondom:

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“HAALP!!! I STARTED TAKING A DRUG THAT HAS HAIRLOSS AS A KNOWN SIDEEFFECT AND IM LOSING MY HAIR?!? WHATDO?!?”
And she seems to be under the impression that the hair loss only occurs at the start of taking testosterone. What does she think, that boys start puberty and some of them immediately go bald and some don't, but then suddenly their hair stops falling out at 4-6 months?
If she's starting to lose hair now, it's only going to get worse. Keep waiting for that hairline to "masculinize." It'll "masculinize" all the way to the back of your head.
 
And she seems to be under the impression that the hair loss only occurs at the start of taking testosterone. What does she think, that boys start puberty and some of them immediately go bald and some don't, but then suddenly their hair stops falling out at 4-6 months?
If she's starting to lose hair now, it's only going to get worse. Keep waiting for that hairline to "masculinize." It'll "masculinize" all the way to the back of your head.
It couldn’t have been a huge surprise since she specifically mentioned “getting a male hairline”.

Maybe she figured the hair would just strategically fall out in a few spots on her forehead?

Must be pretty disappointed though, since just a year previously she sperged about “boys she knew had turned into big men” thanks to testosterone. And the same drug just made her fat and lose hair.

Weird! Almost as if there was some other factor involved besides testosterone. You know like biological sex?

I’m so sick of being told that this never happens, that minors neeeeeeverrrrr get their body parts chopped off for no good reason. People who ignore and/or excuse this have a special place in hell.
The good ol: “It doesn’t happen! But if it happens, it’s good!”

I frankly don’t know how to feel about the fact that she didn’t get testosterone yet.

(And obviously she should get neither!)

Seems kinda bizarre that they’d let her mutilate herself surgically before being given testosterone.

I swear, r/ftmfemininity is such a weird place. It’s like a meme that came to life.

Behold these cool lil’ doods who are secure enough in their masculinity to not be scared of a little fun and color!

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Oh what’s this?! A survey?
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Sure would be a shame if some shitlords ruined it!
 
Twitter user gaydenkisser, an HSTS pooner, is having a normal one.

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I'm begging all lonely HSTS pooners to detransiton NOW.
The lesbian dating pool is so small because most of these poor saps turned into pooners.

Like I could fix you, man... Us tomboys need each other, man. Please come back from the brink of madness. I CAN FIX YOU.
 
I'm begging all lonely HSTS pooners to detransiton NOW.
The lesbian dating pool is so small because most of these poor saps turned into pooners.

Like I could fix you, man... Us tomboys need each other, man. Please come back from the brink of madness. I CAN FIX YOU.
I don’t know what to tell you, if you desire a frog-voiced, fat, tittyless pooner for your tomboy orgies, but… Good luck with that I guess!
 
I don’t know what to tell you, if you desire a frog-voiced, fat, tittyless pooner for your tomboy orgies, but… Good luck with that I guess!
Nah man, I'm trying to prevent them from becoming frog-voiced, fat, tittyless pooners.
Lesbian bed death? Oh well, lose weight.
Transition? The ultimate lesbian bed death. Irreversible. And yet alas, most of these people are just starting T. They still have a chance of salvation, it's not too late.

It's so ironic how the trans-propaganda movie I Saw The TV Glow (Or I saw it glow? I forget) most infamous line, the ones trannies keep chanting like a prayer is "there is still time".
Yeah man, there IS still time... To detransition, for a lot of these people. Save yourself. Even if you've gone so far as to get top surgery, there is still time to fix the damage. It's like addiction, man. Sure the years of abusing your body won't go away, but that doesn't mean you should give up.
 
I swear, r/ftmfemininity is such a weird place. It’s like a meme that came to life.

Behold these cool lil’ doods who are secure enough in their masculinity to not be scared of a little fun and color!
What male, female, pooner, tranny etc has ever found those massive cow nose rings attractive? I just want to attach a rope to them and drag them into a mental hospital.
 
What male, female, pooner, tranny etc has ever found those massive cow nose rings attractive? I just want to attach a rope to them and drag them into a mental hospital.
Those huge earlobe fuckers are also pure mental illness.

I’ve never seen an actual dude, aside for like the 1% of far out punks have as many piercings as these chicks have.

Reckon it’s mental illness. Trying to ruin themselves.
 
Those huge earlobe fuckers are also pure mental illness.

I’ve never seen an actual dude, aside for like the 1% of far out punks have as many piercings as these chicks have.

Reckon it’s mental illness. Trying to ruin themselves.

I know so many people that had to get surgery to fix their lobes because gauging ears was popular in the early/mid 2000s and they turned into butthole ears now that we're in our 30s.
 
Oh the places pooners you'll go find on tumblr
Here's @c3rvida3, just the manliest man who ever did man.
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And the post that drew me to her, because I've seen enough fat, hairy, tattooed pooners to know that's their default state.
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Given that her "friends" are as made up as the chili cook offs and hunting trips she claims to enjoy, I have the perfect book for her.

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