Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

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I refuse to do any research on this specific dood's death, but if she was on the transplant list for a kidney and pancreas, it sounds like complications of diabetes or pancreatitis. The latter sure wouldn't be helped by testosterone though.
Got me down this rabbit hole. HRT causes acute pancreatitis even in those with no familial history of it. Estrogen offers no protection in males, and in pooners they get this and it aggravates their diabetes if said T doesn't outright cause it. So many of them are fat, so pancreatitis develops even quicker.
 
Your weekly drop of TOTALLY VALID BOIS!
#FUCKYOUDADITSNOTAPHASE
#Notliketheothergirls

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Unrelated but there’s a very specific demographic that compares everything happening in their life to marvel/anime/vidya games
That clerk acted like a Skyrim npc waiting to give me quests!!1!”
Trannie or not, they’re all cancer to avoid if you want anything resembling a normal adult life.
 
My poof ottoman exploded and just before I was about to throw it in the trash, I became inspired by this gif of a very masculine lil fella. Unfortunately, I half-assed cutting the pattern so it came out being shaped more like the sink baby in PT than a pooner. I've still got plenty of poof beads and it's a rainy afternoon, maybe I'll try again, doooooood.
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I've still got plenty of poof beads and it's a rainy afternoon, maybe I'll try again, doooooood.
I love the eyes! The main thing you're missing is the mastectomy scars, and maybe some 2L soda bottle caps for ear gauges.

Man, if someone started circulating patterns, Li'l Pooners could fill the folk art space left by golliwogs and comedic negros. It's not racist; they're pink! And Rockford Red Heels come in pink now:
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My poof ottoman exploded and just before I was about to throw it in the trash, I became inspired by this gif of a very masculine lil fella. Unfortunately, I half-assed cutting the pattern so it came out being shaped more like the sink baby in PT than a pooner. I've still got plenty of poof beads and it's a rainy afternoon, maybe I'll try again, doooooood.
VERY valid lil dood!
 
My poof ottoman exploded and just before I was about to throw it in the trash, I became inspired by this gif of a very masculine lil fella. Unfortunately, I half-assed cutting the pattern so it came out being shaped more like the sink baby in PT than a pooner. I've still got plenty of poof beads and it's a rainy afternoon, maybe I'll try again, doooooood.
You should name it Bubo!
 
These idiots really think that all it takes for them to declare they're now a man to actually make it so. She says herself that she hasn't changed anything, not even her clothes, and yet expects that everyone totally has to see her as male now. How delusional can you be? Seriously, I don't get it.
Cis women must be having a blast with troons. They get to "confirm" they're lesbo/bi by banging a "woman", all the while jerking off a dick and having their womb glazed with manbatter. Then they, like other chasers, realize it's a one-off fetish experience and go back to pursuing a family.
 
My poof ottoman exploded and just before I was about to throw it in the trash, I became inspired by this gif of a very masculine lil fella. Unfortunately, I half-assed cutting the pattern so it came out being shaped more like the sink baby in PT than a pooner. I've still got plenty of poof beads and it's a rainy afternoon, maybe I'll try again, doooooood.
I think we need a "Transphobic arts and crafts" thread..
 
Fandoms are inundated with the troon menace because most troons are terminally online shut ins with nerdy interests. They layer their perversions on top of any fandom they happen to be interested in because of this.
My armor is contempt.
My shield is disgust.
My sword is hate.
For the Glory of the Emperor, we burn the Heretic, we kill the Mutant, we purge the Unclean, let none survive.
 
LIL DOOD DISCOVERS THE SHOCKING TRUTH: BOOB AND VAGINA APPRECIATOR BOYFRIEND DOESNT SEE HER AS A MAN!

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This one made me chuckle.

These girls man!

Her fellow “men” of course all advise her to dump her bf, because crabs in a bucket and all that.
Her sense of entitlement is so unshakeable she thinks that not only does she get to determine if she is a boy or a girl, she gets to determine other people's sexual orientation.

Thank God for our trans brothers and sisters and they/thems in Christ, because people have been doing sexuality wrong for 100,000 years. You thought you were attracted to a particular biological sex, but you were attracted to a gender identity all along.
 
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