Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[AfghanBlue]

I dunno if I'm getting some "transvesigation" brainworms or what, but so many little youtube channels I see popping up now, I'm like 'Pooner?'


This is perhaps a more glaring example, but basically any lad who styles himself in any way deliberately and has big eyes.

It's making me feel like a crank tbf.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I dunno if I'm getting some "transvesigation" brainworms or what, but so many little youtube channels I see popping up now, I'm like 'Pooner?'
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This is perhaps a more glaring example, but basically any lad who styles himself in any way deliberately and has big eyes.

It's making me feel like a crank tbf.

I guess it could just be a really young teenage boy thats so low T his balls haven't dropped yet but the whispy mustache and the noticeably pink skin makes me think "Pooner" so its not just you

 

[Mecha.Bubblesੈ✩‧₊˚]

I swear, r/ftmfemininity is such a weird place. It’s like a meme that came to life.

this sub is an actual joke lol, here's some that made me laugh (w commentary)

"OMG my eyebrows r getting darker!!11!" and its literally just a change in lighting...


"haiii!! :3 loook, am fari boi ^^ ehehe" I don't even think twinks type this obnoxiously



lmao and then there's just straight up woman that post on there and they have no clue! XD



its retarded they think that "toxic masculinity" is there problem too




such manly (an aesthetic) dood boyos



"He/Him btw!" and they purposely accentuate there female anatomy... bsffr



I have no more words lol

 

[batteredpancakes]

I dunno if I'm getting some "transvesigation" brainworms or what, but so many little youtube channels I see popping up now, I'm like 'Pooner?'

Looks like he's just a soy. Here's pictures from his instagram. It still possible it could be a early-transitioning FTM with good top surgery though.

He has such a boyish soft face. I swear people are looking younger with every generation.
If anyone wants to figure out if it is based on the elbow angle here's a screenshot i grabbed:

Idk he has such a pooner vibe to him. He even lacks any brow bossing; which is very weird for a adult white male. His hands and feet are rather small as well.

 

[Paper Machete]

The thin fuzzy stache is doing that kid NO FAVORS. He should get rid of it and lean in to a more androgynous pretty boy aesthetic, it's the only thing that'll work for him, and he honestly does have great hair with good color. Doesn't look like a pooner, that's a very male chest and adam's apple. Just doesn't seem to get that shitty facial hair is worse than no facial hair. Some dudes do have practical no brow ridge, not common, but it can happen.

 

[EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters]

Patent that shit. The plush looking ones you could make money from. People would buy them.
The others you could sell as stickers.
Call 'em Poonbro's or something. Doods.

I'll think about it! But would anyone besides us buy them? I can't imagine we're a big demographic.

 

[Muskcarpone]

I'll think about it! But would anyone besides us buy them? I can't imagine we're a big demographic.

Pooners themselves, maybe? They love to be included, usually aren't very bright and are always, always stupid with money.

 

[EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters]

The shop is up. I want to possibly make money off pooners so I won't say it in this post. But it's on my profile status. I hope you all like it!

 

[PandaChai]

Most venerable transphobes of the Pooner Zoo thread, please enlighten this low-grade nooticer on the poonerdom (or just very unfortunate genetic luck) of the below individual which youtube...

...suggested to me this evening, Louis McClung:

The Adam's apple says dude (but known TIF Jammidodger/Jamie Raines is also in possession of such a protuberance), but the pathetically wispy 'stache, the sloped shoulders, the pile of soft toys, and just the general vibe says doood.

edit: AfghanBlue and batteredpancakes beat me to the punch, sorry about that

 

[Mellorine]

I dunno if I'm getting some "transvesigation" brainworms or what, but so many little youtube channels I see popping up now, I'm like 'Pooner?'

I went through a phase where even though I knew the odds of true crime youtuber "That Chapter" Mike Oh being a pooner were very very small, I couldn't shake how much he had the vibe of one.

 

[and I must scream]

Looks like he's just a soy. Here's pictures from his instagram. It still possible it could be a early-transitioning FTM with good top surgery though.
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He has such a boyish soft face. I swear people are looking younger with every generation.
If anyone wants to figure out if it is based on the elbow angle here's a screenshot i grabbed:
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Idk he has such a pooner vibe to him. He even lacks any brow bossing; which is very weird for a adult white male. His hands and feet are rather small as well.

My money is on pretty man.

Reminds me a bit of young Roger Taylor from Queen:

 

[AfghanBlue]

I guess it could just be a really young teenage boy thats so low T his balls haven't dropped yet but the whispy mustache and the noticeably pink skin makes me think "Pooner" so its not just you

Stg it happens now with both women and men on YouTube. Something about staring at people in super high light and definition and lense adjusting slightly the visual scales, maybe?

It might also be that I'm running on glasses that are ten years old, and am short sighted, so it may just be that I'm not used to seeing people irl amywjere near as clearly so seeing them closer on a clear screen is introducing some uncanny elements.
(Like when you first get diagnosed as cack-eyed and then walk around like an acid tripper going wooooahhh at the detail of leaves and twigs on trees as opposed to big smudge?)

I suppose even if you have good eyes, you don't usually get a near professional light set up and the still mooring to stare at every detail of people in crystal clear definition like you do on YouTube.
For sure it makes me think every woman and man on there is INVERTED

 

[Three Gorillion Dollars]

Article / Archive

The second thing holding me back from being totally queer is the fact that I pass, astonishingly well, as a full-grown man. Most people clock me as a gay man, but I am very much bisexual, for whatever that’s worth. Nonetheless, my square jaw, inordinately thick eyebrows, deep voice and utterly muscular stature peg me as a man who looks like he was very much born male from birth.

I was recently at a bar in the Shenandoah Valley where a customer I told I was trans simply didn’t believe me and regarded me as suspicious to their friends. The look on their face, when they heard I was trans, was one of utmost terror; their mouth dropped, stupefied in disbelief. Other men who find out I am transgender become openly scared. The fact that I have passed so well as a man for almost 10 years now makes me live my life in a way in which I rarely think about my transgender identity at all during the day, except for the occasional primary care appointment where I have to disclose my history of taking hormones to a doctor.

Spoiler: Who is this adonis, you ask?

 

[Fapcop]

So… Just found r/ftmpunished.

Wtf is going on here?!



I like to think of myself as “not easily shocked” but what in the fuck?!

 

[Paper Machete]

I like to think of myself as “not easily shocked” but what in the fuck?!

Honestly think this is a form of self-harm. They not posting these pictures and videos to make money nor is it merely exhibition for the sake of it. The scenarios are all something weird and creepy. It's self-destructive, self-harming behavior (ultimately a lot of sexually degen behavior is).

 

[Three Gorillion Dollars]

Yeah, amateur pornography is in a very sickening state these days with how openly degrading, fetishistic and dehumanizing it is. Those sort of titles are really common in a lot of porn subreddits like that one. "What would you do if you found me passed out?" is one of the milder variations you could see, for example. A lot of the females posting stuff like that on Reddit are clearly grappling with some serious trauma, and are trying to "own it" by basically playing the part of a willing victim. It's extremely fucked, because it normalizes it to men and women, and it turns out exploiting yourself for people on the Internet doesn't do anything except compound the effect of being exploited in the first place.

 

[Fapcop]

I like how nobody here raises an eyebrow or even pretends to act shocked at the “bored in the psych ward” chick.

 

[Paper Machete]

I like how nobody here raises an eyebrow or even pretends to act shocked at the “bored in the psych ward” chick.

We already addressed that the whole thing is weird and creepy. But also, I mean, where else would she be if she gets up to stuff like this?

 

[LMlurker]

The main reason the auto-androphilic FtMs poon out is to avoid male sexual attention. It's the exact same logic as anorexia- they want to make themselves scary looking so they can be feminine without being sexual entities. Some were molested (those are the ones that are hypersexual), some are just wet blankets that have difficulty saying "no" (those are the ones that want to be gay boys), some have peter-pan syndrome (those are the ones that want to be athletic sporty boys). FtMs tend to be more feminine than other women, because by forbidding themselves from anything that attracts male attention they develop a complex about it. The classic FtM is a tomboy lesbian, but transtrenders and the victims of ROGD are girly girls who think they'll get raped if they wear a frilly dress without a disgusting pube beard.

 

[Surfin Terf]

The main reason the auto-androphilic FtMs poon out is to avoid male sexual attention. It's the exact same logic as anorexia- they want to make themselves scary looking so they can be feminine without being sexual entities. Some were molested (those are the ones that are hypersexual), some are just wet blankets that have difficulty saying "no" (those are the ones that want to be gay boys), some have peter-pan syndrome (those are the ones that want to be athletic sporty boys). FtMs tend to be more feminine than other women, because by forbidding themselves from anything that attracts male attention they develop a complex about it. The classic FtM is a tomboy lesbian, but transtrenders and the victims of ROGD are girly girls who think they'll get raped if they wear a frilly dress without a disgusting pube beard.

How are you going to say that right after a discussion about r/FTMpunished