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What does she want?
“I'm wondering if anyone has tips, having had to make this change, or just been a natural all along.

More than 50% of my sexually active years were spent presenting as female, and believing I was a cis woman. I definitely absorbed a lot about sex as a woman and how that looks.

Now, when I want to be a bit of a tease- well, that history really shows!! Everything from the tiny smirk to the pouty open-lipped model face to the way I slink my hips.

My current FWB finds me really sexy as a man, and it seems like there might be slight disappointment when I conduct myself this way. Maybe that's just me projecting though, who knows?

HOW DO MEN TEASE AND SEDUCE?”


 
What does she want?
“I'm wondering if anyone has tips, having had to make this change, or just been a natural all along.

More than 50% of my sexually active years were spent presenting as female, and believing I was a cis woman. I definitely absorbed a lot about sex as a woman and how that looks.

Now, when I want to be a bit of a tease- well, that history really shows!! Everything from the tiny smirk to the pouty open-lipped model face to the way I slink my hips.

My current FWB finds me really sexy as a man, and it seems like there might be slight disappointment when I conduct myself this way. Maybe that's just me projecting though, who knows?

HOW DO MEN TEASE AND SEDUCE?”


Don’t worry, lil dude, it’s easy. You club a large animal to death and present it to your lady friend. This shows that you are a defender and a
provider.
 
Are they unaware that they can just detrans themselves and be a regular whore?
Assuming these are actual women my guess is that this is all one big head game to try to be a whore without being branded as such. Things like bodycount and the like weren't a popular subject just a few years ago, mainstream discussion of female hypergamy is really a new thing and social media makes it incredibly easier to see if a girl went around town way too much, we're really seeing a change in the zeitgeist, men didn't use to care this much just a while ago. However if you're a gay man nobody cares, everyone just accepts you're an out of control manwhore and clap, look at what happened with monkeypox. So a FTM can be a manwhore and not be judged for it, but problem is gay sex tends to be a lot more rough than regular hetero sex and most women aren't ready to deal with for example having a bunch of men running a train on her ass, which is average tuesday for a twink. Most pooners don't seem to like anal which is why they always end with "I'm totally bi" straight guys who are desperate enough to act gay for dood snatch.
There's r/FTMSpunished and r/misgenderingkink if you want to see proof but beware they're 18+ and very disgusting.
I read some of the first, that's why I said it sounds more AGP than AAP (the pooner equivalent). Or who knows maybe its actually women but yet another case of fantasies that don't translate well into IRL and they wouldn't be okay with that actually happening to them. Like a lot, way too many IMHO, of women fantasize about rape but real rape its violent and traumatic, or creepy and traumatic. If you want to see what real FTM being punished looks like IRL just look at Teena Brandon, aka "Brandon Teena" (dood literally just switched his names...) who got raped by a man and then let's say misgendered to death...
 
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Has she been posted here before? I swear they REALLY love using this person whenever they want to prove that pooners actually totally absolutely look like men. It's Leo Macallan. Her IG is thegravelbro. I actually admit she sort of pass as a man. Does anyone have further info?

A photo taken from her IG:
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Pre-T, according to her IG:
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Her hand is tiny in proportion to her skull and her upper arm is larger than her forearm when a man who looks like that would have beefy arms where the forearm and upper arm are closer in size. You can see this in TIMs who have the beefy skinny fat look with bear paws for hands. The forearms and wrists need to be bigger to account for the bigger hand. Nice beard, Aiden, but you won't get past me.
 
What does she want?
“I'm wondering if anyone has tips, having had to make this change, or just been a natural all along.

More than 50% of my sexually active years were spent presenting as female, and believing I was a cis woman. I definitely absorbed a lot about sex as a woman and how that looks.

Now, when I want to be a bit of a tease- well, that history really shows!! Everything from the tiny smirk to the pouty open-lipped model face to the way I slink my hips.

My current FWB finds me really sexy as a man, and it seems like there might be slight disappointment when I conduct myself this way. Maybe that's just me projecting though, who knows?

HOW DO MEN TEASE AND SEDUCE?”


She hasn't got the faintest idea how men think and act, so she asks others.

But remember, this is all about being your authentic self.

She is at least aware that her entire body language and demeanor are feminine, that's why she asks about things like smirking and moving her hips. She feels she comes out as feminine, but still deludes herself that her friend-with-benefits thinks of her as man and attracted to her as such.

It's also funny that she asks other pooners, as if they know something she doesn't.

Her story is pretty tragic. Listen to this:
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Oh my god. I am so lonely and miserable. This is gonna be a novel because I have no one else to say it to. There is going to be triggering stuff and negativity in general.

I've been transitioning for 7 years. When I just looked like a sexy lady tomboy, I got a lot of attention. I hated it then, because I knew I was being wanted as a woman, which I was not. Even that early in my transition, my high school sweetheart, still the man I've loved more than anyone else, grew repulsed by me. He couldn't stand the changes.

I break up, keep transitioning. Whatever, I'm enjoying being seen as a man more. Hurts like hell to leave him but I've survived.

Try dating a "pan" guy. He meets me in person, I'm larger and more masculine than him, he ghosts me. When I text just to ask if he's okay, he says he has "no attraction" to me. Okay, sorry I ruined your tomboy gf fantasy.

Keep transitioning. Now the only people who hit on me are old ladies who can't clock me, and literal rapists in the local trans scene. Yes, they were rapists. Yes, it was multiple people.

Finally meet a guy who asks me out. We start seriously dating. I figure out "he" is not a guy- eventually, THEY come out. This is all cool with me.

However, I unfortunately learn that the polyamory part of our relationship is NOT cool with me. Remember the rapists? Yeah, them and their buddies had convinced me that I had to be poly to be a good person.

Date my partner for 2 years. It's hell. I was so stupid for trying to make it work. They rarely make me feel sexy or attractive, and even if they do, it doesn't matter. They eye fuck every adult human on earth. There's nothing special about it.

Their dysphoria kicks in. They decide they can only top women, not men. Won't top me. Okay, I just want to make them comfortable.

Sex becomes me giving them oral or dry humping their asshole. They're too scared to give me head because I'm not very sensitive and they would rather never give me oral than feel bad at it. I have always had a HUGE sex drive. It starts to feel like a chore. I just get them off and feel nothing.

They hate me more and more because I'm vocally monogamous at this point. They feel trapped. They need to go fuck everyone else. Fuck cis women, in the way they won't fuck me. WHY DIDN'T I LEAVE?!

December, 2019 is the last time I ever have sex. We finally break up in September of 2020. They are just relieved, no sadness.

At the time of the breakup, I had been the sole financial provider for most of our relationship. They stay in the apartment with me. We learn to be friends. The resentment is able to sink into the background. "That's goin' in the vault," as Finn would say.

Now it's 2024. We've moved out to the country. The pandemic, political tides, and experiences with queer and trans "community" over the past 7 years have left me mistrustful. My ex is now my best friend in the world. My only friend in the world, besides my other ex- the high school sweetheart. We keep in touch loosely.

Both my roommate/best friend/ex and I have health situations that make every outing a risk. We were masks, but no one else does.

Trans men are the only people I ever see expressing genuine want and desire for other trans men.

The trans femmes I've known might want to fuck me for a bit, but I'm their last option, and they don't find me worth being exclusive with.

The cis men are either straight men who somehow still think I'm a woman (funny, because none of them can tell if I don't write it out in plain sight), or they're bi men who think I'm a woman because of my vagina, or they're gay and might want to experiment with my pussy, but would never stick around for someone with no cock- a lesser man, to them.

The only cis women who want me are the lesbians who never see trans men as anything but vaginas.

It is so insane to constantly be horny, but so miserably alone. Masturbating is a cheap comfort. Often, I just remember how much my ex wanted everyone else. How they couldn't stand to fuck me anymore because I looked too masculine to fuck like that. I think about my high school sweetheart throwing my hand away when a woman referred to us as "gentlemen". I think about the trans men and mascs who got chewed up and spit out by their supposed "community"- a good enough hole to fuck without permission, but not worth anything else.

I want to punch something. I want to scream. I'm sick to my stomache. Where the hell can all of this go? How the hell could I escape this?
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Just sad.

She is also concerned that her hyena clit isn't big enough despite 7 years on testosterone. Today I've learned some of these women pump their clit to make it longer/bigger. I was blissfully unaware of this... until now.

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or they're bi men who think I'm a woman because of my vagina, or they're gay and might want to experiment with my pussy, but would never stick around for someone with no cock- a lesser man, to them.

The only cis women who want me are the lesbians who never see trans men as anything but vaginas.
In the more-relevant-than-ever folk tale of The Emperor's New Clothes, the emperor is too vain to admit he can't see the clothes being put on him, since he's been told only the stupid and incompetent can't see them. Everyone else keeps shtum because of peer pressure and thinking they'll betray their own incompetence.

This woman is worse than the emperor. Because everyone around her is telling her she has no clothes on but she thinks she does. She's a man, no matter what the world thinks. There are poets who have expressed anger and impotent rage before, but I will leave it to Roseanne to convey my level of frustration:

 
I hated it then, because I knew I was being wanted as a woman, which I was not.
It's genuinely so fucked up these girls and women have such hang ups around being sexual as women. It has nothing to do with how men treat them IMO because the men are treating them exactly the same as they would before. Perhaps worse, because she's trying to "make it happen" with degen queer perverts and the desperate rather than just a normie guy. It's literally so insane the severe internalized problems they have and no one ever puts two and two together in their circles to help them!!!
 
Like a lot, way too many IMHO, of women fantasize about rape but real rape its violent and traumatic, or creepy and traumatic.
Minor beef: those "rape fantasies" are just power fantasies, and they almost always include men the individual knows or has attraction to. It usually involves dubious consent to enthusiastic consent, hence the draw. It may be rough sex but it is always centered on the woman's pleasure. The studies promoting the rape fantasy thing still admitted women don't like being raped; the scenarios you hear or read are always tailored to the woman's wants.

Now, do some pooners have actual rape fantasies? Yes. One that I posted admitted a certain fictional character was "rapeable" and was even called out for this by another pooner.
 
Minor beef: those "rape fantasies" are just power fantasies, and they almost always include men the individual knows or has attraction to. It usually involves dubious consent to enthusiastic consent, hence the draw.
It's not really different from how a lot of romance novels (aka porn for women) tend to have the heroine "give into passion" as a trope rather than taking charge of the situation. I'm sure that has to do with having worriless sex without being concerned about pregnancy, reputation (she didn't want it - it was pure passion) and lot of other neuroses that might occur if you think about it too much.
 
What does she want?
“I'm wondering if anyone has tips, having had to make this change, or just been a natural all along.

More than 50% of my sexually active years were spent presenting as female, and believing I was a cis woman. I definitely absorbed a lot about sex as a woman and how that looks.

Now, when I want to be a bit of a tease- well, that history really shows!! Everything from the tiny smirk to the pouty open-lipped model face to the way I slink my hips.

My current FWB finds me really sexy as a man, and it seems like there might be slight disappointment when I conduct myself this way. Maybe that's just me projecting though, who knows?

HOW DO MEN TEASE AND SEDUCE?”


Kek not even an actual man could give this retard any advice. Actual man advice on dating is rarely any more in depth than "idk dude. Ask her out. If she says no then just ask someone else". And if you asked a man how to be a tease with your girlfriend, they'd call you a dumb faggot for not knowing what she likes and then offer to do it for you.
 
those "rape fantasies" are just power fantasies, and they almost always include men the individual knows or has attraction to.
There's a parallel with adult men who wished they were statutory raped by a hot teacher or babysitter they knew. In reality most male rapes by older women tend to be by some lady that looks like the fat broad from Misery, and tends to involve a lot of physical abuse too specially if the kid is really young like 10yo or less because these women like to fell they can overpower a man but the only way to live that sick fantasy for them is to abuse a defenseless boy.
I'm sure that has to do with having worriless sex without being concerned about pregnancy, reputation (she didn't want it - it was pure passion) and lot of other neuroses that might occur if you think about it too much.
Its like the "say no homo"/"if the balls don't touch" joke but taken seriously.
Oh my god. I am so lonely and miserable. This is gonna be a novel because I have no one else to say it to. There is going to be triggering stuff and negativity in general.

I've been transitioning for 7 years. When I just looked like a sexy lady tomboy, I got a lot of attention. I hated it then, because I knew I was being wanted as a woman, which I was not. Even that early in my transition, my high school sweetheart, still the man I've loved more than anyone else, grew repulsed by me. He couldn't stand the changes.

I break up, keep transitioning. Whatever, I'm enjoying being seen as a man more. Hurts like hell to leave him but I've survived.

Try dating a "pan" guy. He meets me in person, I'm larger and more masculine than him, he ghosts me. When I text just to ask if he's okay, he says he has "no attraction" to me. Okay, sorry I ruined your tomboy gf fantasy.

Keep transitioning. Now the only people who hit on me are old ladies who can't clock me, and literal rapists in the local trans scene. Yes, they were rapists. Yes, it was multiple people.

Finally meet a guy who asks me out. We start seriously dating. I figure out "he" is not a guy- eventually, THEY come out. This is all cool with me.

However, I unfortunately learn that the polyamory part of our relationship is NOT cool with me. Remember the rapists? Yeah, them and their buddies had convinced me that I had to be poly to be a good person.

Date my partner for 2 years. It's hell. I was so stupid for trying to make it work. They rarely make me feel sexy or attractive, and even if they do, it doesn't matter. They eye fuck every adult human on earth. There's nothing special about it.

Their dysphoria kicks in. They decide they can only top women, not men. Won't top me. Okay, I just want to make them comfortable.

Sex becomes me giving them oral or dry humping their asshole. They're too scared to give me head because I'm not very sensitive and they would rather never give me oral than feel bad at it. I have always had a HUGE sex drive. It starts to feel like a chore. I just get them off and feel nothing.

They hate me more and more because I'm vocally monogamous at this point. They feel trapped. They need to go fuck everyone else. Fuck cis women, in the way they won't fuck me. WHY DIDN'T I LEAVE?!

December, 2019 is the last time I ever have sex. We finally break up in September of 2020. They are just relieved, no sadness.

At the time of the breakup, I had been the sole financial provider for most of our relationship. They stay in the apartment with me. We learn to be friends. The resentment is able to sink into the background. "That's goin' in the vault," as Finn would say.

Now it's 2024. We've moved out to the country. The pandemic, political tides, and experiences with queer and trans "community" over the past 7 years have left me mistrustful. My ex is now my best friend in the world. My only friend in the world, besides my other ex- the high school sweetheart. We keep in touch loosely.

Both my roommate/best friend/ex and I have health situations that make every outing a risk. We were masks, but no one else does.

Trans men are the only people I ever see expressing genuine want and desire for other trans men.

The trans femmes I've known might want to fuck me for a bit, but I'm their last option, and they don't find me worth being exclusive with.

The cis men are either straight men who somehow still think I'm a woman (funny, because none of them can tell if I don't write it out in plain sight), or they're bi men who think I'm a woman because of my vagina, or they're gay and might want to experiment with my pussy, but would never stick around for someone with no cock- a lesser man, to them.

The only cis women who want me are the lesbians who never see trans men as anything but vaginas.

It is so insane to constantly be horny, but so miserably alone. Masturbating is a cheap comfort. Often, I just remember how much my ex wanted everyone else. How they couldn't stand to fuck me anymore because I looked too masculine to fuck like that. I think about my high school sweetheart throwing my hand away when a woman referred to us as "gentlemen". I think about the trans men and mascs who got chewed up and spit out by their supposed "community"- a good enough hole to fuck without permission, but not worth anything else.

I want to punch something. I want to scream. I'm sick to my stomache. Where the hell can all of this go? How the hell could I escape this?
So basically she was the mythical hot tomboy gf and left all that to become..........an incel. What's even weirder is that she didn't even want to date women as a man in the first place, she tried to stay with her bf for as long as he could stomach her poonerization which if you have seen the pics here can turn a rather good looking girl into a disgusting blob.

Also LMAO at her not realizing the lgbt community its full of pervs and weirdos, or that there would be any sort of monogamy in a polycule, its literally a bunch of sex pests living together...
because she's trying to "make it happen" with degen queer perverts and the desperate rather than just a normie guy
Normie guys don't want a pooner...
 
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Normie guys don't want a pooner...
I can't imagine any guys wanting a Pooner other than absolutely desperate weirdos that can't get any other woman because they're walking red flags, or completely degenerate sick fucks with particular fetishes for smelly, hairy, pink abominations.
The only other guys that would fuck Pooners are degenerates who specifically target Genderspecials who are "Pooner in name only" types, trenders that go by he/him pronouns to identify themselves into protected status groups but make no effort to "transition" dress feminine, and are either not on T at all or have yet to show any of the horrifying effects it has on females.
 
and literal rapists in the local trans scene. Yes, they were rapists. Yes, it was multiple people.
I unfortunately learn that the polyamory part of our relationship is NOT cool with me. Remember the rapists? Yeah, them and their buddies had convinced me that I had to be poly to be a good person.
So she made herself ugly and traded every normal social interaction for mentally ill people and sex pests of the LGBT scene. Too bad for her for play stupid games win stupid prizes.
I want to punch something. I want to scream. I'm sick to my stomache. Where the hell can all of this go? How the hell could I escape this?
These people know better than anyone how much of a festering cesspool this shit is and how miserable it makes them feel but still insist upon it and would defend it , even promote it to others. The answer seems pretty simply to anyone willing to put at least a couple neurons to use but instead she's spent 7 years in this threadmill.
 
I can't imagine any guys wanting a Pooner other than absolutely desperate weirdos that can't get any other woman because they're walking red flags, or completely degenerate sick fucks with particular fetishes for smelly, hairy, pink abominations.
The only other guys that would fuck Pooners are degenerates who specifically target Genderspecials who are "Pooner in name only" types,
I think the first group is more likely to go for the transtrenders as those no-effort pooners are called, meanwhile the degens will go after anything including a post-T post-top balding pooner.

Also you wouldn't believe the amount of desperate men out there, even many normies aren't able to keep pretending they are getting any these days and are talking about it which was unheard of even a few years ago. Dating was already bad but then the pandemic turned it into a trash fire, so its less redflag weirdos and more "I need something, anything!" that I see.
These people know better than anyone how much of a festering cesspool this shit is and how miserable it makes them feel but still insist upon it and would defend it
I'm guessing sunk cost bias but the same happened with hippies, their communes in the 60's had a huge problem with pedos who took advantage of the free love shit to diddle kids left and right, but the hippies pretended that wasn't happening because doing something about it meant accepting their philosophy was flawed and maybe the squares were right about a few things, like not letting a manson-looking creep take care of your kids.
 
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Only person I know who actively wants to fuck "male" women is himself a semi-tranny who's only actual interest in being a woman is to carry babies- black ones. While he's pasty aryan white.

On one hand women are so easily swayed into cult-think that chopping tits to become like her favorite cut-up knife-slinging yaoi kpop idol isn't a huge ask. These weird concepts of "love" in different shapes and sizes has been present in tumblr literature and fanfics for ages whereas seeing a chick who happens to have a dick in a comic book is nuts and all to abrupt.
 
Something I just realized about gym pooners is that they'll never be able to grow chest muscles with the Chop. Closest might be collarbone, but it'll still look odd especially at a side view or shirtless

I'm not a scientist but idt there's a way to do it without keeping some breast tissue. CLOCKED.
 
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