Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Mellorine]

Anyways I have a question. How do you tell whether it's a pooner or an unfortunate looking woman? Especially how to tell if it's a butch lesbian or a pooner? I kept failing to clock these since I tend to assume it's an ugly woman.

Look for signs as to whether or not the ugly androgyne is employed. If bags of chicken feed are being shlepped from the back of the tractor store, if a walky talky and Segway are being used to maintain order at the mall, if the cookie factory line is reliably manned every assigned shift-- then you're probably looking at a bulldyke.

Pooners, otoh, need to maximize their free time to read tumblr summaries of queer theory, masturbate over anime, and engage in the narcissistic self-obsession that fuels autoandrophilia and sex anxiety. You are unlikely to see a pooner running a McDonald's like it's the goddamn Navy.

 

[Xanthe]

Look for signs as to whether or not the ugly androgyne is employed. If bags of chicken feed are being shlepped from the back of the tractor store, if a walky talky and Segway are being used to maintain order at the mall, if the cookie factory line is reliably manned every assigned shift-- then you're probably looking at a bulldyke.

Pooners, otoh, need to maximize their free time to read tumblr summaries of queer theory, masturbate over anime, and engage in the narcissistic self-obsession that fuels autoandrophilia and sex anxiety. You are unlikely to see a pooner running a McDonald's like it's the goddamn Navy.

I know a well-employed pooner. But mostly you're right. They do okay as teenagers doing teenage jobs, but once they turn 21, they have mental health crisis after mental health crisis.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Anyways I have a question. How do you tell whether it's a pooner or an unfortunate looking woman? Especially how to tell if it's a butch lesbian or a pooner? I kept failing to clock these since I tend to assume it's an ugly woman.

Gen X or older- odds favor lesbian.

Millennial or younger- odds favor pooner.

Polo shirt- usually lesbian.

Dumbass looking novelty shirts, message tees- usually pooner.

Butch lesbians these days don't sport as many piercings. Lots of face hardware is usually pooner.

 

[Tragon Dirtle]

I know a well-employed pooner. But mostly you're right. They do okay as teenagers doing teenage jobs, but once they turn 21, they have mental health crisis after mental health crisis.

that's very common with personality disorders, and lots of transgender people have autism.

 

[Ruined by the Rain]

I have come up with a game to play. The FTM bingo. Find a rather active tumblr account and start filling this in.

Spoiler: Bingo

Example:

Also I found this while filling out the bingo. They aren't even hiding it anymore.

Based Pooner

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I agree with the sentiment but she does this to herself. Time to take some responsibility and admit you were retarded instead of blaming lefties. Only the weak willed idiots and insane people would mutilate themselves in the first place.

that's very common with personality disorders, and lots of transgender people have autism.

I think most trannies troon out because they're mentally ill. Mentally sane people are less likely to be confused about reality. Because of that reason the feminine gay men and extremely masculine lesbians that troon out are more sane, I see why they'll transition since they're taking on the opposite gender's roles anyways and it doesn't need much reality ignoring when that's what you're already living with. The straight one that's still attracted to their opposite sex are more likely to be nuts.

 

[behindyourightnow]

Only the weak willed idiots and insane people would mutilate themselves in the first place.

Okay, but what's your point? Do you want to live in a society where the punishment for being weak willed or insane is that surgeons get to profit by cutting your breasts off and tossing them in the medical waste bin? And if you have a daughter or niece who turns out to be insane or weak willed when she's young, it might happen to her too?

Because I don't want to live in a society like that. I think even dumb autistic retards should be protected from evil people, and that people who mutilate dumb autistic retards should be punished.

Also I found this while filling out the bingo. They aren't even hiding it anymore.

I found this graphic on Twitter recently, posted after the election results came in. Looks like something a TERF made to scare people but it was posted unironically by a pooner. They really have no idea how terrifying and insane this shit looks to the average person.

 

[Spangled Drongo]

Stumbled upon this pooner author who has stated that her decision to poon out was influenced by being teased as a child for liking "boy" hobbies like sci-fi and video games. She has a thing for Vikings and heavy metal, so the Stephanie Cianfriglia parallels are certainly there, though unlike Staph she actually at least makes some effort to dress the part of a metalhead/Norseaboo and has managed to grow more facial hair than Staph can. And idk about you guys but she kind of reminds me of a pooned out Kim from the Sammie Bushart/Sammieverse thread, but that could just be down to her choice of hairstyle.





And she has a tattoo of the male symbol - the memes practically make themselves.



If anyone's able to acquire a copy of her book, could be interesting to rip apart like in the Manhunt and Gender Queer threads. Supposed to be semi-autobiographical too so could provide some insight into what the hell is going on in the minds of these women.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Stumbled upon this pooner author who has stated that her decision to poon out was influenced by being teased as a child for liking "boy" hobbies like sci-fi and video games. She has a thing for Vikings and heavy metal, so the Stephanie Cianfriglia parallels are certainly there, though unlike Staph she actually at least makes some effort to dress the part of a metalhead/Norseaboo and has managed to grow more facial hair than Staph can. And idk about you guys but she kind of reminds me of a pooned out Kim from the Sammie Bushart/Sammieverse thread, but that could just be down to her choice of hairstyle.

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And she has a tattoo of the male symbol - the memes practically make themselves.

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If anyone's able to acquire a copy of her book, could be interesting to rip apart like in the Manhunt and Gender Queer threads. Supposed to be semi-autobiographical too so could provide some insight into what the hell is going on in the minds of these women.

Always revolting to see the obvious girl face under all the fuzz.

Obviously a fat kid who was told "you have a pretty face" as a backhanded compliment. She did have a pretty face, but now she's covered it in pubes.

https://www.instagram.com/dwarven_viking/

https://www.facebook.com/dawnbreakerdystopia/

https://cara.app/dawnbreakerdystopia

https://substack.com/@dawnbreakerdystopia

https://www.facebook.com/magnus.tomasko

Born Madison Tomasko.

Old youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjuh-x4JE0MW6xjI9NGI2ug

Sibling Morgan looks faintly troonish as well.

Mom is a pharma rep, reaping what she's sown.

 

[BIG SHOT Autos]

Even misgendered in death:

I can't seem to find the source, of course google doesn't index shit properly, but shortly before death she said (I think it was to a therapist? I might be wrong, but again, I lost sources) she doesn't consider herself trans anymore and it seemed like she's on the way to address internalized homophobia and live as a lesbian.

It's basically the whole Marsha Johnson situation except female. Of course TRAs don't like this narrative.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

Anyways I have a question. How do you tell whether it's a pooner or an unfortunate looking woman? Especially how to tell if it's a butch lesbian or a pooner? I kept failing to clock these since I tend to assume it's an ugly woman.

Butch vs Pooner
Froggy voices and hirsutism equals pooner
A woman who is very masculine but seems masculine in an effortless way is likely just butch

Quirky Tomboy vs Pooner
Almost impossible to tell from sight alone (any pronoun pins give you an obvious answer). Quirky tomboys and pooners usually have the same sense of fashion and interests but if she says her name is [normal name], she's the former. If her name is [soft boi bullshit], she's a pooner.

Are pooners Aidens on testosterone or are pooner and Aiden synonymous and apply to all TIFs?

 

[Kujo Jotaro]

Stumbled upon this pooner author who has stated that her decision to poon out was influenced by being teased as a child for liking "boy" hobbies like sci-fi and video games. She has a thing for Vikings and heavy metal, so the Stephanie Cianfriglia parallels are certainly there, though unlike Staph she actually at least makes some effort to dress the part of a metalhead/Norseaboo and has managed to grow more facial hair than Staph can. And idk about you guys but she kind of reminds me of a pooned out Kim from the Sammie Bushart/Sammieverse thread, but that could just be down to her choice of hairstyle.

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And she has a tattoo of the male symbol - the memes practically make themselves.

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If anyone's able to acquire a copy of her book, could be interesting to rip apart like in the Manhunt and Gender Queer threads. Supposed to be semi-autobiographical too so could provide some insight into what the hell is going on in the minds of these women.

Desperately need a link-up between her and that "death metal bimbo" troon, would be legendary.

 

[uwaga! aooga!]

DOOOOD I am so heckin manly when I voot dooood! I’m a real manly man!

Tiktok by user named "Pvusssyfart". Very masculine!

 

[PigFarm]

Depends on what you mean by Tomboys. Some Tomboys can be one of the guys but extremely feminine and sexy when they want to be. My wife's a country girl, she can tickle a catfish, shoot and dress a deer, loves mudding and riding ATV's and she can sink beers with us guys all day, but she can be extremely feminine and ladylike if she wants to be or it's appropriate, like say we're going to a wedding or some event, or out for dinner or something.
My youngest takes after her mom, my eldest is more "girly".

Then there's Tomboys that are like butch lesbian types, the type you can have a joke and a drink with at the bar with, but they don't want to date men, even if men wanted to date them.
People are people. Everyone's an individual. Everyone had their own idea of what they want in a partner.
Personality is way more important than just about any other factor unless you're a shallow fuck.

Problem Pooners have is these are generally heterosexual women that are corrupted by yaoi or they are trying to be men because they see being a woman as being weak, and for some reason they want to date gay men, because that will "validate" that they are legit heccin' manly men.
But gay men don't want women, and no matter how much Testosterone a Pooner takes, she's still a woman.

There's also the fact that not only trannies have rigid ideas about gender roles.

A guy who's grown up around women who practice makeup as a hobby might consider a girl who likes a beer and call of duty a "tomboy" because those are "boy things."

Lots of women get called butch for working in male dominated fields, even if their closets are filled with pink. People are dumb in genrtal

 

[cybertoaster]

Unfortunately detrans kinks are a big thing for Gaydens.
There's r/FTMSpunished and r/misgenderingkink if you want to see proof but beware they're 18+ and very disgusting.

Oh man, what a rabbithole you sent me to, could only find one single profile with an OF link, the rest are not ewhores, they are truly super-damaged girls. Cut marks everywhere, one even had them around her vagina

I actually admit she sort of pass as a man

Pic next to door plz.

 

[shatterspinel]

Are pooners Aidens on testosterone or are pooner and Aiden synonymous and apply to all TIFs?

We did that. Pooners used to refer to the little pink dood drawings until this thread became the ftm general and the nickname just stuck

 

[Spangled Drongo]

Always revolting to see the obvious girl face under all the fuzz.

Obviously a fat kid who was told "you have a pretty face" as a backhanded compliment. She did have a pretty face, but now she's covered it in pubes.

https://www.instagram.com/dwarven_viking/ https://www.facebook.com/dawnbreakerdystopia/ https://cara.app/dawnbreakerdystopia https://substack.com/@dawnbreakerdystopia https://www.facebook.com/magnus.tomasko
Born Madison Tomasko.

Old youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjuh-x4JE0MW6xjI9NGI2ug

Sibling Morgan looks faintly troonish as well.

Mom is a pharma rep, reaping what she's sown.

Did some digging of my own when googling her birth name - according to her Facebook this Madison's mother is Ellen, not Cheryl - the other Madison Tomasko, daughter of Cheryl, is from Michigan and a childhood cancer survivor and they look nothing alike, even when you take into account people's features changing as they age (also found a Facebook for this other girl, but she hasn't pooned out and seems normal apart from having a "vote Kamala for women's rights!" sticker on her profile pic), "Magnus" is from New Jersey and from what I could find, no mention from her of having had leukaemia as a kid - imagine having gone through chemo, putting your body through all this stress, cancer finally goes into remission... then deciding to put your body through even more agony by going on testosterone. Also I'm pretty sure "Magnus" took her pooner name from the Magnus Chase books, a series of YA novels dealing with Norse mythology, that has a sizeable Tumblr fanbase, and the titular character is canonically gay, so prime fujoshi bait.

Thankfully, it's a case of two different people sharing the same name, but still... quite the horrifying thought that someone who recovered from terminal illness could later go on to poon out.

 

[Ruined by the Rain]

Oh man, what a rabbithole you sent me to, could only find one single profile with an OF link, the rest are not ewhores, they are truly super-damaged girls. Cut marks everywhere, one even had them around her vagina

We could have a promising overlap with the shtwt community. I have a habit of looking at mentally ill people to tell myself that at least I'm not them, and during my time browsing I noticed that a lot of them has he/him in bio but is unmistakably female. edtwt is the same.

If I found some of those I'd come back and share milk. But I think reading through their twitter is more entertaining, it always get worse

Edit: Just checked and my personal pooner shedtwt cow is dead, as in deceased. No more milk for me

 

[the inconfident]

Stumbled upon this pooner author who has stated that her decision to poon out was influenced by being teased as a child for liking "boy" hobbies like sci-fi and video games. She has a thing for Vikings and heavy metal, so the Stephanie Cianfriglia parallels are certainly there, though unlike Staph she actually at least makes some effort to dress the part of a metalhead/Norseaboo and has managed to grow more facial hair than Staph can. And idk about you guys but she kind of reminds me of a pooned out Kim from the Sammie Bushart/Sammieverse thread, but that could just be down to her choice of hairstyle.

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And she has a tattoo of the male symbol - the memes practically make themselves.

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If anyone's able to acquire a copy of her book, could be interesting to rip apart like in the Manhunt and Gender Queer threads. Supposed to be semi-autobiographical too so could provide some insight into what the hell is going on in the minds of these women.

Nigga looks like she has down's syndrome.

 

[TexasRanger]

Based Pooner

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Check out her X account. Uber based.

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

Gotta love the crown that's too big for her forehead. (How's it even staying up?)

This one's kind of baffling to me inasmuch as Norse mythology, of all things, has no shortage of "strong woman" figures. She could have been a shieldmaiden or a Valkyrie equal to any man in combat, but instead she had to become argr boi Magnus.