Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Slideshow Bill]

There seems to be a pattern with bodily reactions to testosterone. I don't have time to pull examples from the thread and others but I will link them later
Pooner Testosterone Types
Chad Passoid:

• started T as an early-mid teenager
• miraculously didn't lose her hair (or is using Rogaine)
• gymrat
• has likely had some cosmetic surgery to her face to imitate the male skull
• is only .001% of all TIFs
• passes to almost all (even other troons), looks uncanny to people who know what TIFs are and know the telltale signs
• WILL die before she's 40

Virgin Passoid:

• just an unfortunate looking version of Chad
• skews slightly older
• started T in 20s
• passes but only as a man with an unfortunate genetic condition

Pseudo Passoid:

• similar life story to Chad
• started T as a late teenager or early 20s
• doesn't work out frequently
• likely has an eating disorder
• passes to normies, not to trannies or expert clockers
• looks like a teenage boy despite pushing 30

Porky Pig:

• gains a lot of weight and goes bald (ironically many of these women gain a lot of body hair)
• turns pink
• experieces extreme symptoms of PCOS
• face is still clearly that of a female's

Principal Boy:

• likely a very low dosage
• no changes except for wispy facial hair and vocal fry
• will look like an elderly butch lesbian as she ages (if she isn't a lesbian anyway)

Injectable Shell Shock:

• Principal Boy's worst case scenario/next evolution state
• looks the exact same but two decades older
• odd kind of weight fluctuation (either she's noticeably thinner or bloated, rare cases both)
• voice is much more froggy
• light in eyes = gone

Total Endocrine System Death:

• the worst of them all, amalgamation of all of the other types sans Chad
• weight gain, Norwood massacre (but can't get the decency of going fully bald), horrible flushing and acne, plus horrific health problems that are unique to this type alone
• despite it all, looks 100% female

 

[新臺幣]

I'll be honest, for the fact that they aren't biologically male Pooners are infinitely better than men

 

[Izdaja Slika]

The bizarre, but arbitrary scenarios that pooners craft in their heads never cease to amaze me. Especially those thought up by the minority that are actually, in at least some way, trying to be "masc". This sort of lunacy is per usual for them, I'd never have thought that they'd come up with this. I'd say that it's like AGPs carrying menstrual products, in case they come across a girl who needs one, but at least I can see where they're coming from with that.

"What a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive".

A thought that have never ever crossed the mind of an actual man "should I fake being in pain when my balls get smashed, or where my balls 'would' be?" The pooner didn't ask actual men about this, obviously, but asked her fellow sex mimics. The paranoia must be so constant and real, especially for the ones labouring under the delusion that they're stealth.

 

[pink cigarettes]

"What a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive".

A thought that have never ever crossed the mind of an actual man "should I fake being in pain when my balls get smashed, or where my balls 'would' be?" The pooner didn't ask actual men about this, obviously, but asked her fellow sex mimics. The paranoia must be so constant and real, especially for the ones labouring under the delusion that they're stealth.

How amazing would it be to watch some delulu pooner, who is so obviously female, badly fake-pretend that her nuts hurt

 

[Penicillium Roqueforti]

“I smell like butt!”

What adult man wouldn’t use exact those words?

Aaanyways… A lil dood has some thoughts on balls and getting hit in your non existent testicles:

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What do fellow men? Assert dominance by pretending you’re invulnerable to testicular pain?

This one pooner aims for the Oscars every time!
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That’s… Lol… Not what it looks like. Unless someone drives a truck into your testicles or something. What goes without saying, of course, is: When you’re laying on the ground, rolling around, moaning as if in childbirth, because you’re pretending someone hit you in the balls you don’t have. That would be a pretty good time to ponder: “Is this normal? Am I sane?”

Because I assure you everyone there knows you’re a girl and don’t have testicles.


Another dumb pooner take.
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Lol! Tell me you don’t have testicles without saying you don’t have testicles. Every man in here knows that those stranding blows are the worst, but sure lol dood! You just pretend that they were half an inch off or whatever.

How often are you getting hit in the balls that you need to have a thought-out plan for when it happens?

 

[Kalsarikännit]

some of these borderline (lol joke) pooner cases will begin to subside, the way so many of them have quietly 'detransitioned' on tumblr.

MTFs way too deep into the perversion to back away, but lots of these teenage girls just did it for social approval from each other.
the hardcore/die hards will be the holdouts.

Peter Boghosian says lots of the cheerleaders/handmaidens will now claim they never believed it in the first place.
He thinks we are about to see waves of progressives who suddenly see the light.

I've seen no evidence that this is becoming less popular, and some of the ages ITT (anywhere from 13+) tell me that, even if it's a generational fad, it's still current with the youngest possible people it can affect.

And as someone else pointed out: You can't un-take hormones. You also can't un-chop off your tits.

 

[Sandshrew]

Sure but tons of them went ahead with at least HRT, there's gonna be a whole wave of women with all kinds of health issues in the future because of that, it will be (like I said years ago) the next thalidomide.

I don't think pooners should give birth due to them being extremely mentally ill and having shorter life expectancy.

But I don't know if HRT will have as big of an effect on childbirth as manmade chemicals have, since women do naturally produce Testosterone, even if they're not pooners. Women with PCOS also have elevated Testosterone, though not to the crazy degree pooners do. I think some pooners also go off of HRT during their pregnancies.

It's possible the babies wind up fine physically, but probably fucked up mentally and groomed into trooning out themselves. I think maybe the babies could be born with a higher chance of PCOS.

But idk, someone with more knowledge about this than me can correct me.

 

[Detective Carey]

Pooners bum me the fuck out, I've seen it happen a few time with people I knew well and they were always those kind of sweethearts/too sensitive types you just knew were having a rough time coping.

Yeah sure MTF's are weird/scary and that ends up being funny sometimes, but poons are just.... fucking sad. Yeah, women have a shit hand in life from certain angles, but to try and destroy what makes you a woman and throw that all away, and larp as a man, at a severely reduced lifespan with boatloads of now incurable self inflicted issues? Fucking GRIM. With fucking MFT's you can at least be like lol you fucking gooner/you fucking mixed up HSTG, but when women get sucked into this cult? Jesus.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

I don't think pooners should give birth due to them being extremely mentally ill and having shorter life expectancy.

But I don't know if HRT will have as big of an effect on childbirth as manmade chemicals have, since women do naturally produce Testosterone, even if they're not pooners. Women with PCOS also have elevated Testosterone, though not to the crazy degree pooners do. I think some pooners also go off of HRT during their pregnancies.

It's possible the babies wind up fine physically, but probably fucked up mentally and groomed into trooning out themselves. I think maybe the babies could be born with a higher chance of PCOS.

But idk, someone with more knowledge about this than me can correct me.

Reality is that no real studies have been done on this so no one knows for sure what effect it is going to have.

The best we can do is look at case studies, and literature pertaining to outcomes from unusual populations in the pre-trannification past, like East German female athletes.

 

[Fapcop]

A lil’ dood has the most manliest of problems…

 

[Sandshrew]

Pooners bum me the fuck out, I've seen it happen a few time with people I knew well and they were always those kind of sweethearts/too sensitive types you just knew were having a rough time coping.

Yeah sure MTF's are weird/scary and that ends up being funny sometimes, but poons are just.... fucking sad. Yeah, women have a shit hand in life from certain angles, but to try and destroy what makes you a woman and throw that all away, and larp as a man, at a severely reduced lifespan with boatloads of now incurable self inflicted issues? Fucking GRIM. With fucking MFT's you can at least be like lol you fucking gooner/you fucking mixed up HSTG, but when women get sucked into this cult? Jesus.

Same. I'm a lesbian and it's like half of my community got turned into pooners/nonbinaries. There's nothing wrong with being a butch lesbian or tomboy. You don't need a doctor to tell you that you can play videogames and have short hair.

Admittedly, I was almost sucked into poonerism myself. I viewed it as a way to "become normal". Rather than being a lesbian, I could just become a "normal straight man" and fit better into society with a bigger dating pool. But I woke up real fast when I realized straight women didn't want to date me since at the end of the day, I was still a woman. A few had tried to, but couldn't get past the fact I lacked a dick and still had female mannerisms. Lesbian dating is already hard, but pooner dating is even worse.

 

[90 Day Beyonce]

How amazing would it be to watch some delulu pooner, who is so obviously female, badly fake-pretend that her nuts hurt

This, but just sad.

 

[Detective Carey]

Same. I'm a lesbian and it's like half of my community got turned into pooners/nonbinaries. There's nothing wrong with being a butch lesbian or tomboy.

Admittedly, I was almost sucked into poonerism myself. I viewed it as a way to "become normal". Rather than being a lesbian, I could just become a "normal straight man" and fit better into society with a bigger dating pool. But I woke up real fast when I realized straight women didn't want to date me since at the end of the day, I was still a woman. A few had tried to, but couldn't get past the fact I lacked a dick and still had female mannerisms. Lesbian dating is already hard, but pooner dating is even worse.

This is what fucks me up about all this. Like.... whatever happened to being comfortable in your own flesh? I'm an oldfuck but in my days, they pushed a lot of "just be you, that's fine", and it's like it fucking flipped upside down lately. Now you can't be nonconforming to various gendered stereotypes, you stray outside the lines and BOOM you need fucktons of surgery and a lifetime of weird medication... only to fucking die young.

Like, if you're a tomboy fuck it, cut your hair short and wear pants. if you're a fruity guy, go ahead and moisturize and dress sharper. They didn't need to overcomplicate all this, it's like they wanted to improve but took fifty steps back.

 

[Fat Black Woman]

A lil’ dood has the most manliest of problems…

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I don't know why I'm surprised that a pooner is so dangerously, intractably retarded that she can't pull on an elastic shirt without rubbing it all over her face. Never mind just, I don't know, putting on your clothes before smearing a bunch of overpriced, heavily marketed chemical bullshit on your face. Not that there's anything wrong with wearing makeup -- a lot of women do it very artfully -- but I find it curious that so many pooners are heavy makeup users when they're so adolescently focused on being 'real' and 'authentic' and 'nonconformist'. Do we think he goes with manly, aggressive full coverage or a playful, submissive BB cream?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

“I smell like butt!”

What adult man wouldn’t use exact those words?

Aaanyways… A lil dood has some thoughts on balls and getting hit in your non existent testicles:

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What do fellow men? Assert dominance by pretending you’re invulnerable to testicular pain?

This one pooner aims for the Oscars every time!
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That’s… Lol… Not what it looks like. Unless someone drives a truck into your testicles or something. What goes without saying, of course, is: When you’re laying on the ground, rolling around, moaning as if in childbirth, because you’re pretending someone hit you in the balls you don’t have. That would be a pretty good time to ponder: “Is this normal? Am I sane?”

Because I assure you everyone there knows you’re a girl and don’t have testicles.


Another dumb pooner take.
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Lol! Tell me you don’t have testicles without saying you don’t have testicles. Every man in here knows that those stranding blows are the worst, but sure lol dood! You just pretend that they were half an inch off or whatever.

As always, they get their idea of how men act from TV. Yeah, men on TV fall over when they get hit in the nuts, because it’s funny. It’s that combination of pain and indignity.

 

[pink cigarettes]

This is what fucks me up about all this. Like.... whatever happened to being comfortable in your own flesh? I'm an oldfuck but in my days, they pushed a lot of "just be you, that's fine", and it's like it fucking flipped upside down lately. Now you can't be nonconforming to various gendered stereotypes, you stray outside the lines and BOOM you need fucktons of surgery and a lifetime of weird medication... only to fucking die young.

Like, if you're a tomboy fuck it, cut your hair short and wear pants. if you're a fruity guy, go ahead and moisturize and dress sharper. They didn't need to overcomplicate all this, it's like they wanted to improve but took fifty steps back.

Crossover, but Jazz Jennings' brother Sander has a middling TikTok fake job: frequently regurgitating slogans about body positivity and how everyone should be happy with their body the way it is. He is apparently so un-self-aware that he doesn't grasp the irony of pushing a "be yourself! Love your body!" message while also being an "ally" for his poor brother who was Troonhausened.

 

[Chappell's Lost Earring]

A lil’ dood has the most manliest of problems…

I've never seen how someone puts on a binder, but I don't think something that goes around your tits is at risk of smudging make up that is on your face. They're just trying to turn everything into pooner world problems, even when it is completely unrelated.

Here are some more pooner binder problems for thread tax:

 

[cybertoaster]

I don't think pooners should give birth due to them being extremely mentally ill and having shorter life expectancy.

But I don't know if HRT will have as big of an effect on childbirth as manmade chemicals have, since women do naturally produce Testosterone, even if they're not pooners. Women with PCOS also have elevated Testosterone, though not to the crazy degree pooners do. I think some pooners also go off of HRT during their pregnancies.

It's possible the babies wind up fine physically, but probably fucked up mentally and groomed into trooning out themselves. I think maybe the babies could be born with a higher chance of PCOS.

But idk, someone with more knowledge about this than me can correct me.

I wouldn't worry about the birth issues because many of these pooners have/will be rendered effectively sterile by HRT, among other issues like various types of cancers and endocrine-related conditions, the younger they were when put in HRT the worse the consequences will be. I used thalidomide simply because much like HRT almost the entire medical establishment supported it and said it was safe, it was only when SHTF with flipper babies that the façade fell off.

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

I'll be honest, for the fact that they aren't biologically male Pooners are infinitely better than men

Men don't have a choice but to be male. Pooners literally try to opt out of being female because they hate women that much. Pooners love "moids" the most.

 

[Écho Öwl]

light in eyes = gone

Much sadness.