Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Creasman]

sex with pooners.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Spotted this poon while reading an article about troon workers sperging about Starbucks requiring their workers to wear black shirts now. I didn't even have to play the video to know. Dat girl voice though. Apparently two free black shirts from the company isn't enough for a five-day shift, and asking for employees to wear them infringes on self-expression or some gay shit. Do none of these people own plain black shirts? It doesn't even have to be a T-shirt! By the way, what is it with pooners and being career Starbucks workers? Is it because their insurance pays for tit chops?

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Blackshirts, like Mussolini's? literal fascism. Baristas rise up

 

[Ruined by the Rain]

I'm amazed that any of them think that no one would tell the difference between a rotdog and a true'n'honest penis.

They also believe that no one can tell the difference between men and women.

 

[Recursive Centaur]

MAN
MADE
HORRORS

 

[Aunt Carol]

MAN
MADE
HORRORS

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A real man would have said "they rotated my nipples."

You gotta do that so they wear evenly.

 

[Cool Dog Returns]

I'm amazed that any of them think that no one would tell the difference between a rotdog and a true'n'honest penis.

Its the same with troons and stinkditches

 

[pink cigarettes]

MAN
MADE
HORRORS

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No, lil pooner, they didn't get switched. Because nipples aren't cut off and sewn back on. They're attached to stalks and blood supply. Areolas may be trimmed, nips may be moved around, and the whole thing may give up and fall off, but they aren't just pepperoni stickers.
This is the pooner version of "my eyes change color when I'm angry"

 

[Cool Dog Returns]

FtMsPunished crowd

FTMpunished

Why the fuck I went there the first post is some hairy pooner with a dicky-clitty shoving a dog dildo up her hot pocket

 

[Fapcop]

I think that one day it will be over when women stop feeling shame and guilt over sex but that would require that they stop getting shamed for it first.

Where is all this “shaming women for having sex” at?

Because we sure could use some more of it. Have you seen social media lately?

It is fundamentally unfair to shame half the population for doing things that human instinct compel them to do. Even more so that now there's no practical reason for the shaming.

Why thanks dear, but Ill keep shaming women who can’t control their base instincts, just like I do when men are unable to control their coom.

Spotted this poon while reading an article about troon workers sperging about Starbucks requiring their workers to wear black shirts now. I didn't even have to play the video to know. Dat girl voice though. Apparently two free black shirts from the company isn't enough for a five-day shift, and asking for employees to wear them infringes on self-expression or some gay shit. Do none of these people own plain black shirts? It doesn't even have to be a T-shirt! By the way, what is it with pooners and being career Starbucks workers? Is it because their insurance pays for tit chops?

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The most useless of people joining up in the most useless of unions, striking because of the most pathetic reason imaginable.

There’s a kind of poetry there.

Ffs: These people have ZERO self awareness. Unions used to stand for real issues. Shorter work weeks, fewer hours. Giving employees basic rights.

Now these faggots are STRIKING because management want them to wear a black t shirt and even gives them some for free.

MAN
MADE
HORRORS

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You hardly need to deep dive into lil dudes profile to know that she’s one of those pooners who talk about her “transition” and gender issues 24-7.

And then wonder why everyone who she has given her little pooner elevator speech to seems to avoid her.

They're not, they're easily identified and easily avoided. Only historinic women think troons are actually a real threat. Most troons are just agp retards, who while creepy, are entirely harmless to those around them.

I loathe feminists and don’t want to sound like a feminist, but I don’t think you’ve ever put yourself in the proverbial shoes of a woman.

Your average woman lives in a world where the vast majority of the men surrounding her, at any time can overpower her and do whatever they please. And only the thin veneer of civilization and “rules” stop them from it.

It doesn’t matter that most AGPs are “harmless” creeps. It doesn’t matter that “but most men would never…”.

What matters is that they CAN, and there’s nothing you can do about it, because even the places that SHOULD be safe, have some hulking AGP freak leering at you.

Most men rarely think twice about walking on a street at night by themselves. Women do, because they’re surrounded by men who can overpower them.

While I think pooners are if anything more insidious than troons, I can certainly understand why women feel a more immediate threat from troons.

Anyways threadtax:

POONER MANAGES TO NAG BF INTO “HOMOSEXUALITY”.



Wowza…. Can’t imagine anything more masculine than henpecking your bf every night for weeks.

Why do I have a feeling that he has expressed zero interest in other, actual, men or watching gay porn, but just pulled the age old male response to relentless nagging: “Sure hun! Whatever… I’m gay!”

 

[Ruined by the Rain]

Why the fuck I went there the first post is some hairy pooner with a dicky-clitty shoving a dog dildo up her hot pocket

I'm traumatized by what I have seen in that subreddit.

I'm convinced poons are more of an abomination than troons. How else would someone take such images and decided to post it on the internet? It must not be a "person"

Spoiler: reminds me of this

It's defective broken people like [them] that have been the bedrock for our species mythology for possessions, demons, aliens you name it because a normal human cannot comprehend that this person shares the same species with them.

 

[Fapcop]

The world’s oldest dilemma: Young man wants a piece of ass from a young woman who only is looking for attention and emotional validation… What do?!

Except this is a people of gender edition so everyone is extra retarded.




Golly gee, why would a “lesbian” be interested in a “young man”?!

What’s going on here?! It’s almost as if everyone is pretending to be something they’re not!

 

[Internet Wizard]

I should stop taking what 4tran says seriously right? A lot of the posts there (like the one I sent before) just reek of "I'm so close to giving up ughhhh I'm SOOOo close dude I hate all of this I'm SO CLOSE" for validation

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

What’s going on here?!

Heterosexuality re-invented

 

[Your-Fairy-Wish-Prince]

If I saw someone on the streets of Lubbock looking at me like this, I’d probably take another route.

Lubbock Tx? Just take out your gun and shoot it.

 

[Bloo]

r/FTMFemininity is one of my favourite trans subreddits. They either dress like randomized sims or this ultra cutesy childlike style. What is the logic going on here? Do they secretly want to detransition and are too far gone or something else? In what way do they think they’re men exactly?

 

[Fapcop]

r/FTMFemininity is one of my favourite trans subreddits. They either dress like randomized sims or this ultra cutesy childlike style. What is the logic going on here? Do they secretly want to detransition and are too far gone or something else? In what way do they think they’re men exactly?

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That whole subreddit is the epicenter of “teehee! Not like other girls!” Pooners.

Yeah, they’ll wear their Harry Potter glasses, cut their hair short and sperg about being boys, but at the end of the day, they can’t suppress their feminine urge to paint themselves and wear “cute” clothes.

All while pontificating about how gender is SOOOO fluid, and who says men’s clothes have to be BORING?!

 

[Kalsarikännit]

can be utterly consumed by penis envy and also be transphobic. It's not a conflicting trait

Duh, pooners are defined by their extreme self-loathing.
Lol @ u

 

[Comp0site Specter]

Wowza…. Can’t imagine anything more masculine than henpecking your bf every night for weeks.

Why do I have a feeling that he has expressed zero interest in other, actual, men or watching gay porn, but just pulled the age old male response to relentless nagging: “Sure hun! Whatever… I’m gay!

I've observed this weird trend where women even in their 30s feel the need to express that they are bisexual/non-binary and how their normal relationship is totes' heckin' gay and wholesome.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Spotted this poon while reading an article about troon workers sperging about Starbucks requiring their workers to wear black shirts now. I didn't even have to play the video to know. Dat girl voice though. Apparently two free black shirts from the company isn't enough for a five-day shift, and asking for employees to wear them infringes on self-expression or some gay shit. Do none of these people own plain black shirts? It doesn't even have to be a T-shirt! By the way, what is it with pooners and being career Starbucks workers? Is it because their insurance pays for tit chops?

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Wokebucks made the mistake of pandering to the woke & tranny crowd and now they want to tighten the rules these employees are screeching because they are used to getting their asses kissed. It looks like Starcucks is slowing rolling back their trannygay DEI shit.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

During a recent expedition into the untamed wilderness throughout the /tttt/ regions of 4chan, Kiwi scientists had the opportunity to converse with the natives (uncouth and belligerent though they may be) regarding a heretofore unknown subspecies of pooner that the locals refer to as "necropooners" (alternatively, "necrodoods").

According to 4chan's meme-mystics, these elusive creatures can allegedly be found frequently Discord servers and, unlike other poon-man variants, are prone to reveling in necrophilia and gore (hence the name).

More research is needed before any more definitive claims can be made regarding these beasts, but it is with great humility that we present our current findings to the greater Kiwi Farms scientific community for further scrutiny.

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Makes sense to me. Necro/guro fags of both sexes are more likely to be complete social outcasts, and social isolation is a major contributing factor to tranny/poonerism.