The Ralphaudit - Trashfire Finances: Ethan Ralph was bragging about the leaks proving he's rich, so let's make a thread about it.

[AltisticRight]

Due to Ethan Ralph's "work" of displaying his JCaesar187xBBC69! whatever generic password on the screen, we gained a glimpse into his riches. Ethan Ralph is a wealthy man living in a dream mansion in Mexico, who are huge fans of America First.

Ethan Ralph's Powerchat
Ethan Ralph has several sources of income, Powerchat being one of them.
A thread was made about PowerChat a while ago, the information is slightly outdated: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/powerchat-live-loulz-tips.125134/
Powerchat now offers a subscription option, which is a monthly recurring bill of $5.
It also appears that Powerchat now takes a cut of 20%. We aren't sure when that was implemented. We can assume it's 10% for the sake of it.

Ethan Ralph made a total of $171,116.35 from Powerchat donations alone.

This is equivalent to a monthly income of $11407.76 or a yearly income of $136893.08. This is simply one stream of income, Ethan Ralph also sold merchandise and use DonationAlerts, he grifted over $10,000 from the now defunct killstream.tv. It is safe to assume that he makes over $150k, upwards of $200k a year. His income is considered upper class, no matter how you want to cope. Unless, the numbers are somehow altered. I have not found any evidence and the $4050 test donations are negligible, it didn't have a message attached so he was not passing them off as genuine donations.

You might feel mad, "why do I work a real job and make less", you might even feel like the figures demonstrated here justify your rage and cow tipping. This is the Internet and if you think about the privacy and stability you enjoy as an anonymous user, or otherwise, you shouldn't envy him at all. If you are the type that screws around by calling the cops and uses his status as a grifter as a justification, you should find the closest sharp object and jam it into your neck repeatedly.

Here are his monthly donations:
Note: November, 2021 and February, 2023 are not full months.

Ethan Ralph should be doing very well financially. His (working) daily income is $490.30.

Over the past 15 months, Ethan streamed for a total of 349 days. There are a total of 311 working days from the 16th of November, 2021 to the 14th of February, 2023. Ethan Ralph streams upwards of 10 hours a day, so his hourly income is about $50. With the data, I can probably extract the exact hours he's streamed for, but this is the best you get for free work. On an hourly basis, combined with his age of 37, this is around middle class. Ethan Ralph is only making such a sum of money for very long hours of grifting activity. If you work from home and pick up a second job and perform mediocrely at both, you can easily make more money than him and there is nothing wrong with what you're doing.

Ethan Ralph's killstream.tv
Ethan Ralph used to run a garbage service called Killstream.tv. This service is now rotting in Hell with his blue checkmark, Sandra and Ronnie. Warski Jr. laughs as these entities perish perpetually in Eternal Hellfire.

Ethan Ralph made $25,691.50 from Killstream.tv.
More information can be found here: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/secureserver-tv-killstream-tv.92506/post-9806738
This was before Ethan made the jump to cozy.gov and powerchat.live, you can understand why he is such an honorable catboy prepper. If Nicholas J. Fuentes shows Ethan the door, he is D O N E.

Ethan Ralph's Odysee and cryptogrift.
Ethan Ralph used to stream on Odysee, before he made the jump to cozy.gov. Julian Chandra is the CEO of Odysee, which was essentially a fork of the now defunct bitwave.tv -- ran by Ethan's arch nemesis Xander Luciano.
Ethan Ralph's LBRY token transaction can be found here: https://explorer.lbry.com/address/bYwaDEmBruqupqxoWYi7KkUV7iUReoFNr2
Since the 19th of October, 2019, Ethan Ralph received a total of 270,124.75300587 LBC. The price of LBC is all over the place in this date range, from $0.02 to $0.2
If 2500 LBC is valued at $650, it is probably safe to say that Ethan Ralph made a good $50k-$100k from the Odysee business.
(Reference: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-k...eaceful-sunset-productions.81183/post-8608668)

At some point, when some weird Frenchmen decided to 41% himself over alt-right politics, Ethan Ralph received 0.5 BTC which he sold for around $9000. It is worth noting that BTC climbed to over $60k per coin in just a matter of 2 or 3 months. It's worth $23000+ even now.

Stonetoss gifted Ethan Ralph a unique Flurk, which he promptly sold for 2.5 ETH, or around $4600.

Note the double chin and the moobs.
(https://kiwifarms.net/threads/stonetoss-gave-ethan-ralph-bitch-tits-in-his-flurk.107434/page-2)

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Ethan Ralph's Gambling Addiction
Ethan Ralph is a gambler. He pissed thousands away at MGM Resorts.


What's worse, he has some kind of Sportsbook app called FanDuel, which he has dumped over $30,000 into. His total winnings were a mere $15 which was absolutely pathetic. You may think he was still an overall winner. If $30,000 was deposited in a savings account, compounded at 6%, over 6 months, he would have earned $911.33. Therefore, his $15 win is actually a loss of over $800.

We can examine his monthly performance by a simple comparison of his deposits versus his withdrawals.
To exemplify, for the month of October, 2021:

Deposit: 575
Bonus: 375
Wager: -927.45
Ws: 249.95
Withdraw: $247.50
(Closing with $25)
Complete L, -$327.50

Ethan Ralph took the biggest L in the festive month of December, where he was on the sportsbook app going mad. MASSIVE L for the Ralphamale! -$1150.00! This was also when he started to brag about his winnings.

December, 2021:
Deposit: $17550 (wow)
Bonus: 0
Wager: -$24981 ()
Ws: $23806.36
Withdraw: $16400
Closing balance: 36 cents.
Total L! -$1150.00

Ethan Ralph was as high as a kite, bragging about his WINNING to Alice Proudfoot, whom he sexually assaulted, allegedly.

Check out the full message dump here: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/3-25-...-her-while-she-was-drunk.115292/post-11551318
The gambling leaks are 100% real by the way. Check the Bet ID here:

Which can be found here:

Spoiler: From winning $1500 to losing $1000+

Ethan Ralph was actually doing very well in the beginning, making a nice $1500+.

Deposit: 1750
Won: 1800, profit $50.
Deposit: $1800
Won: 3378.95, profit $1,578.95.
This temporary high resulted in some minor Ls, and then madness as he burns a total of $6,000, closing the month with a mere 36 cents in the account.

Deposits $3000, lost the bet.
Deposits another $1000, lost the bet.
Deposits $2000, lost the bet.
Closing balance: 36 cents.

That's a total $6,000 wasted money in the span of 4 hours.

People were speculating about the substantial Chiefs win and the amount of money Ethan Ralph was able to obtain from his sports betting. It turned out that he didn't bet a cent. Below is his betting history. He was able to turn a huge negative into a tiny positive and leave the platform entirely. There are other unknown platforms he's used for sure though.


Ethan Ralph's "Multiple Properties" in "Multiple States"
Ethan Ralph loves bragging about his multiple properties in multiple states, none of which he owns anymore.
He sold Ronnie's disgusting putrid crackshack with a land value of around $100,000 to some West Memphis house flipping company.

With a land value upwards of $100,000, he chose to wash his hands of a mere $17,000. He did so while his mother Sandra Ralph was being depleted of her life essence. Publicly, he was blaming everyone's mum, their dog, and covid-19 for his dying mother. In the back, he was selling Ronnie's crackshack for immediate gain, behind his brother Evan Ralph's back who technically should have owned 50% of it.
Instead of restoring the shack to a livable condition and expelling the sofapaste demons of his domestic abuser of a deadbeat father Ronnie, he sold it for a mere $17,000, with $1,000 unpaid property tax.

Ethan Ralph and Amanda Ralph leased an ugly shack, which was intended to be their dream polycue mansion with Faith Vickers. It turned out that Ethan left the house in a decrepit state and this culminated to over $7600 in back rental payments and restoration costs. The lease was in Amanda Ralph's name.


Ethan Ralph also partly owned some putrid marsh in Louisiana that is only suitable for timber. The 27 acres of land is essentially worthless. This plot of worthless land is just one class above being a literal swamp. Timber Class III is the classification of Ethan Ralph's swamp.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-ralphaswamp.117605/


How did this even get out? It turns out that Ethan Ralph was bragging about the swamp to one of the (retired) moderators of the subforum.

This plot of land is worth a total of around $3300, which he owns with Howard Ralph. Ethan sold this plot of garbage for the same price, gaining a nice ~$1700, according to Harry Morris.

Basically, Ethan Ralph left the country that his daddy birthed him in and sold the properties that his daddy gave him.
Sad.

Ralphadebt
Ethan Ralph was foolish enough to save a copy of his credit ratings, which some ween was able to obtain through unscrupulous means.

With such a garbage credit score and mountains of debt, are you still envious of his $200k/year income?
It is worth noting that Sisco's address is being used here. He spends $3249 on some garbage Dell prebuilt, has student loans of over $36000. His total debt is nearly $80,000, which is just going to compound.

Ethan Ralph took a loan to buy that ugly red Nissan truck for $40564 which he absolutely needs because he works as a tradie... wait. It was a 76 months loan, which is sheer insanity. If he pays $671 for 76 months, that is a total of 671*76=$50996, for a truck that was worth $40564, he is looking at $10432 in interest.

Harry Morris confirms the truck debt and Ethan Ralph's $200k a year grift.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ethan-oliver-ralph-vs-harry-morris.140997/post-14791038



In conclusion, if I wanted this post to demonstrate anything, it's that none of you should get mad at lolcows who grift for a living. Let it be DSP or WingsOfRedemption, or Ethan Oliver Ralph. Underneath their shiny $200k a year income is numerous debt and horrible spending habits. What's worse? Their lives are under constant surveillance. That $200k a year doesn't go as far as an experienced tradie's $75k a year. Don't get mad at lolcows, laugh at them and have fun.

I spent 3 hours on this? I need to touch some grass.

 

[Shush]

Yeah but, where'd all the money go?

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Yeah but, where'd all the money go?

He paid a cartel to fashion him a buttplug out of solid Xanax

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Ralph: babbles drunkenly like a retard for 3 hours live on air, racks up $500

You: count Ralph's sheckels for 3 hours for 0 compensation.

Hmmm...yeah I'm thinking that's a Ralphamale W.

 

[Victim2988]

I know that drugs, gambling and prostitutes cost a lot but he should definitly have had a better living standard in general if the numbers were true. I still believe that a part of the donations are retroactively recycled between "fwends" accounts in a back and forth mechanism to inflate the numbers. That would explain the near-homeless situation he is living in now, as Pantsu said "where is da money, fool?". Maybe there was no money, if you count the same dollar five times it doesn't give you 5 dollars in your pocket at the end.

 

[aZnchinK]

I learned a long time ago from old timers, It's not about how much you make, its about how much you keep that makes you wealthy. Even though his properties were not a very useful condition, I am certain the people who bought them will do something that will enrich themselves. Making 200k a year and living the life Ralph has is just another example of people winning the lottery and just pissing it away. He is to dumb to learn anything useful to improve his financial situation. You can tell this by how he treated those assets and rather gamble all day. This is literally the life that white trash and ghetto niggers do when coming across money. The income won't last forever and spending it ways that doesn't provide productive cash flow will be his down fall.

He rather be arrogant and flash his money around like a rapper however this impresses no one who actually knows how to use money and comes off pathetic. IDK why anyone would be jealous of Ralph's income but I assure anyone who is, chances are you would do no better with it than Ralph. That's just my life experience with people who envy others who came across money instead of learning anything about how to use their current income. Understanding some like like Rule 72 will get you farther than anything Ralph will ever achieve.

There is one thing that does anger me about reading this post. How can you claim Gator is your best friend and helped with the show and you pay him a measly $150 every other month? The show was made entertaining thanks to Zidan finding guests and Gator masking sure the shows technical things are working. Gator is part in fault here for not bring the pay issue up and not walking away sooner. Again a missed opportunity by Ralph to build a successful business with his so called friends and maintaining something great, but he would rather be cheap and greedy. Instead of successful business and the tax advantages that come with it, we have a circus freak we get to laugh at while others throw peanuts at him. Keep doing what you're doing Ralph, there is no hope for people like you and we get to laugh at it

 

[draggs]

It's not really fair to say Ralph lost over $800 because he would have made over $900 in interest if he had just put that FanDuel money in a savings account. You could make up some stock portfolio worth $30,000 at the start that is now worth $35,000 and say awkshoolly he lost $5,000! He made $15 on a $30,000 investment, that's pathetic enough on its own without introducing hypotheticals to try to make it look worse

 

[AltisticRight]

It's not really fair to say Ralph lost over $800 because he would have made over $900 in interest if he had just put that FanDuel money in a savings account. You could make up some stock portfolio worth $30,000 at the start that is now worth $35,000 and say awkshoolly he lost $5,000! He made $15 on a $30,000 investment, that's pathetic enough on its own without introducing hypotheticals to try to make it look worse

I was trying to keep it as fair as possible and figured a baseline savings account is the best way to go.

 

[draggs]

I was trying to keep it as fair as possible and figured a baseline savings account is the best way to go.

If you're gonna do that fuck it go all out, Ralph could have made more money spending an hour a day for six months picking loose change off sidewalks than the $15 he made on FanDuel. A lot more. Of course that would require bending over to pick the coins up off the ground which would be way too much work for a winning Ralphamale

 

[AncientPhosphur]

OP didn’t point out that Ethan Ralph is fat and we can only speculate if he would or would not have sex with him

 

[AltisticRight]

Ralph: babbles drunkenly like a retard for 3 hours live on air, racks up $500

You: count Ralph's sheckels for 3 hours for 0 compensation.

Hmmm...yeah I'm thinking that's a Ralphamale W.

Functioning liver, comfy air conditioned room, a mug of coffee that's not latte which I made myself, in my own home, from a good chair that doesn't squeak with light rain outside creating calm splashing sounds. I'll take my quality 3 hours of fun making this thread over drunkenly seething for 10 hours and having a livechat of anons mock my every move and noise, ready to screenshot my idiotic behaviour while making jokes at the expense of my entire lineage.

 

[AIKA]

11k a month?
That's around what DSP was pulling not too long ago and he pissed it away in a similar fashion, by ordering takeout food and wine everyday while gambling in a WWE gacha game.

Carcinization is real, all lifeforms return to DSP.

 

[break these cuffs]

I know that drugs, gambling and prostitutes cost a lot but he should definitly have had a better living standard in general if the numbers were true. I still believe that a part of the donations are retroactively recycled between "fwends" accounts in a back and forth mechanism to inflate the numbers. That would explain the near-homeless situation he is living in now, as Pantsu said "where is da money, fool?". Maybe there was no money, if you count the same dollar five times it doesn't give you 5 dollars in your pocket at the end.

That was a common theory that got bandied about regarding trannies and patreon for years. It had to be true. Nobody would give that much money to these blatantly lying grifters! Then the patreon leaks showed it wasn't true. There are just a lot more ignorant, pathetic, and lazy people in the world than you'd like to think. People like AF and Gunt appeal to the most gullible and disaffected members of society. It's self selecting for marks. People make fun of 411 aka Nigerian Prince email scams, but they purposefully do the same thing. Why waste time on someone who might be smart enough to sniff out your grift? They'll probably give you money if they're willing to respond seriously to your ridiculous story full of spelling and grammar mistakes.

 

[Obscura539]

@AltisticRight Thanks for making my morning with this excellent compilation. It really provides an interesting insight into Ralph’s lack of logic.

If I’m honest, I was a bit shocked to find out Ralph makes as much as he does. I was even more shocked to realize how little he has. He probably could have purchased a nice tract of land and built a home.

For those that may be butthurt, I ask you this. If you were to wake up tomorrow as Ralph how much would you pay to revert back to you? Ralph, doesn’t make enough to warrant being Ralph.
I hope you make more, Ralph. You’re our dancing monkey. Who do you think throws the coins?

 

[AltisticRight]

That was a common theory that got bandied about regarding trannies and patreon for years. It had to be true. Nobody would give that much money to these blatantly lying grifters! Then the patreon leaks showed it wasn't true. There are just a lot more ignorant, pathetic, and lazy people in the world than you'd like to think. People like AF and Gunt appeal to the most gullible and disaffected members of society. It's self selecting for marks. People make fun of 411 aka Nigerian Prince email scams, but they purposefully do the same thing. Why waste time on someone who might be smart enough to sniff out your grift? They'll probably give you money if they're willing to respond seriously to your ridiculous story full of spelling and grammar mistakes.

Yeah, there's no need to cope about his income. This recycling donations theory is fundamentally stupid, how exactly would they set it up and with several ex-AF detractors, why haven't we heard about this cope?

Bottom line: where is the proof?

He does make $200k+ a year, he doesn't save even 10% of it and make large purchases on a whim, that's why he's piss poor.

There's also the twitch leaks, idiots like that Hassan terrorist sympathiser illegal made like $200k in a month.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

I was trying to keep it as fair as possible and figured a baseline savings account is the best way to go.

Alogging is funny, but it’s a net negative if it works to actually delude people.

 

[BallBuster II]

What I love about the more popular cows is that somehow, someway, they always drop their guard and all of their financials get throw out into the open and it is always the same. Addiction (usually gambling in some form), alcohol, and overall dumb spending while making enough money to clear all their debt and bank a lot of money for a wonderful early retirement forcing them to live check to check and grift for eternity.

 

[Anomalous Coward]

I guess you really can't buy class.

 

[Braphamut]

I know that drugs, gambling and prostitutes cost a lot but he should definitly have had a better living standard in general if the numbers were true. I still believe that a part of the donations are retroactively recycled between "fwends" accounts in a back and forth mechanism to inflate the numbers. That would explain the near-homeless situation he is living in now, as Pantsu said "where is da money, fool?". Maybe there was no money, if you count the same dollar five times it doesn't give you 5 dollars in your pocket at the end.

I'm not going to deny a spiteful miser that cheated his disabled brother and calls his infant a daughter a whore his due, he's certainly paid a curious price for his gains. Seems like life or his subconscious is returning every bit of that back with interest right now.

Maybe such a pattern will emerge. Maybe AF is a little infused to entice people into the honeypot. Maybe Nick wants fealty dues and goons on demand. Maybe Ralph is being extorted with his own gay sex tapes. Maybe he is caught up in shit with his drug connections. All -possible- but where is da eb-i-dance?

It is funnier to me that he is just a short-sighted shit goblin living in a room full of empty bottles and mold drunkenly calling the cops on his enemies and inadvertently swatting himself while cursing Jim and Harry for his misfortunes.

 

[Waffle Stompin' Waffen]

For those that may be butthurt, I ask you this. If you were to wake up tomorrow as Ralph how much would you pay to revert back to you?

I think I would stay Ralph and use my bizarre scenario to my benefit.

Imagine if Ralph got sober, kicked his numerous addictions, stopped being fat, divorced his embarrassing pedo whorse bride, took care of his children, tried in earnest to make amends for the decade of being a piece of shit and started making sound choices with his money. Redemption Arc Ralph would easily double his income and transcend from beyond the cesspool that is the sektur.

He literally can't do a single one of these things but I could do them all. Ethan "Literally Me" Ralph would be an exemplar of the human ability to change for the better no matter how far one has fallen and while there would always be duh hayturz, many more people would be inspired to make positive changes in their own lives.