Actually, they don't! And that's my whole point. It's a combination of too few weens, plus they expect Chris to stick out like a sore thumb, so they don't look hard enough. If it wasn't for people like me leaking stuff, Chris is smart enough at this point to actually stay hidden for a long time.
Huh. I assumed one of them just went on a fishing expedition. I remember the leak was more just that Chris might possibly have an account, not what that account was, and then people went looking for it, but I'm probably mistaken about that. Of course if the weens weren't fishing before, doubtless some will be from now on, at least until their ween short term memory lapses.
I wonder if he has a sense that he is 32, has never been able to find a girlfriend, so he can't afford to waste time dicking around with the early stages of a relationship. Not that that is good logic, but sometimes I get the sense he is thinking something along those lines.
Which is kind of sad when you think about it, because around 32 is when most men start noticing the dating landscape changing for them, and they become less desperate, not more.
And I think the idea of "once one of us knows something we all do" may be overblown a little too.
I was talking about weens, not us. One of the defining characteristics of weenery is their tendency to blurt out anything they might find to anyone who will listen to brag about their "ebik ween trollin skillz". The rest of us are a lot more circumspect (or at least I like to think so).
Marvin's probably right, though, that for all their lack of discretion once they might find something, the majority of weens probably are too stupid or lazy to do the legwork to get anything in the first place. At least unless they are lucky.
I still think a dating profile would eventually be discovered and posted on here. But you have convinced me that he might well be able to have one for a while in peace before that happened.
It would probably be posted elsewhere first. And I don't think any account Chris might have would immediately be made public, just that it eventually would (if Chris doesn't leak it himself first).
And really, after he's discovered, he can still use the account if he's a bit more careful about screening potential dates.
For a limited definition of "using the account". Chris' difficulty with dating sites isn't just him screening out trolls to find bona fide single women. There's also the matter of bona fide single women screening him out that he has to contend with. We eventually learn of Chris' long term interactions with trolls, but we don't hear about most interactions he has that aren't with trolls. I would be surprised if Chris hasn't had at least some minimal contact with non-trolls on dating sites, but I strongly suspect what contact there was was limited in scope and short in duration. That brevity makes it even more likely they'll remain under our notice.
