The Schizo Conspiracy Thread - The conspiracies that will get you laughed out of your friend groups and subreddits

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FatalTater said:
I am not muslim. Never have been, never will be.
I will however point out that there's an interesting character in their lore, the one-eyed antichrist, Al-Masih ad-Dajjal.

Totally unrelated - have you seen the new head of the World Economic Forum, Peter Brabeck-Letmathe?
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It doesn't begin with laziness. It starts with a whisper. A gentle nudge convincing you that tomorrow is a better day to begin.
Procrastination isn't a defect of discipline. It's the unconscious preservation of your fragile sense of self.
You delay not because you're careless but because you care so deeply.
You'd rather rock in the safety of later than risk confronting your own inadequacy today.
Each task becomes a mirror threatening to reflect back the truth you refuse to meet.
That maybe you're not as good as they think.
That maybe the vision in your mind won't survive contact with reality.
So you linger in the purgatory of intention.
You make to-do lists, you organize your workspace, you light the candle.
You wait for the perfect mood for clarity for confidence as if inspiration is a divine favor granted only to the worthy.

But here is the venomous secret - your delays feel like strategy.
Your hesitation masquerades as thoughtfulness.
Yet time is not pausing with you.
It is moving on without mercy.
And as you wait for the perfect moment you quietly mourn every version of you that could have existed
if you had just begun.

Procrastination is not just avoidance.
It is self-betrayal performed in slow motion.
It's the artful sabotage of your own potential.
Each delay is a seed of regret planted in the fertile soil of fear.
What you fear is not the work - it is the exposure the nakedness of trying of caring of showing your soul and being met with silence.

But here's the harsh redemption:
Every masterpiece was once a mess.
Every finished thing once looked like failure in progress
You will not think your way into readiness.
You will only act your way into clarity.

Begin.
Begin again.
Begin afraid.
Begin uncertain But begin.
Because the greatest tragedy isn't falling short
It's never stepping onto the path
Never knowing who you could have been had you faced the fear and started walking.
 
NoBueno said:
1970
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more like 1790s
Bog-standard Poster said:
parthenogenesis in humans
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who said mary was human?
Delaware 14 said:
Anyways I believe a significant amount of the world's population don't understand basic things like cause and effect, actions and consequences, and other concepts. Also most of the people that believe in the NPC meme are actually the so-called NPC's themselves. They don't have the intellectual capacity to realize that they are, which is kind of a Catch 22, either you're not smart and cannot comprehend it, or you are smart and can comprehend it. It's very hard to figure out, but being able to look inwards and investigate your own biases, thoughts, actions, and failures is something many people cannot do.
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i believe there are only around 1 billion human-comaptible souls in circulation, and they are recycled with reincarnation

this explains the existance of normies, they are bodies without a soul in them, cuz there aren't nearly enoughsouls to account for population growth

i know that i have a soul, as i am conscious, self aware, and im pretty sure i have free will (i may be wrong on this one), but i cannot prove nor disprove the same for anyone else, as i cannot read minds
NoBueno said:
Ex-Blackrock portfolio manager Ed Dowd
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ed is a false name, his real name is stanton
AnsemSoD1 said:
The plot of Kingdom Hearts is real, I'm not kidding.
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nah, ur wrong, however stargate SG-1 is basically a documentary
Meriasek said:
perfect politician/leader
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more like the perfect serf or soldier

politicians will never give up power, especially to clones
 
i have thought for the past 4 years that trannies have been organizing a mass brainwashing of linux users. I have observed this myself as I have seen the "community" go from apolitical to strongly left as everyone else has. But also the sheer number of autogynephiles has multiplied year after year. My belief is they are infiltrating autistic communities such as unixporn with the aim of grooming them into becoming trans themselves. The reason I believe this as opposed to them simply coming out is because of how these newly trans people immediately start ruining major opensource projects.
 
Fek said:
I would suggest checking for patterns of buildings allegedly going up in a matter of a year, only to burn down or otherwise be destroyed. Watch for several restoration efforts. Examine the photos (digging for more than wikipedia pictures is far more rewarding). Examine the names of the people brought up, process used to decide who will build it, and especially the information which is never brought up related to construction.
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Since when is art deco a fucking conspiracy theory? Restoring these buildings has a been a trend for the past decade because the style is back in fashion. Tuschinki's which is an extremely pretty cinema in Amsterdam known for its art deco style was renovated as recently as 2021. Similarly, go visit any large city in East Asia if you want to see construction workers building skyscrapers using steel or whatever building materials are considered as lost technology wherever you live. Cities like Chongqing, Shenzhen, Macau and Taipei were shitholes as recently as in 2000 while nowadays they're pretty lit. Gulf States plus Riyadh are great too if you want opulent architecture. Even Warsaw, Moscow and Paris are nice if you want a mix of very contemporary glass/steel architecture and a mix of late 19th century (restored) buildings, Literally just go out and actually explore the world rather than let some AI trash and influencers brainwash you.
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Malyasian Flight 370. Gravity Wavepoint Technology



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The Underground
 
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