The Schizo Conspiracy Thread - The conspiracies that will get you laughed out of your friend groups and subreddits

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Look it would be rather helpful for the viewers if you didn't constantly enact mystery school rules Taylor
What, like making fun of the most retarded of your little video clips? Should I film myself in front of a greenscreen with said videos in the background and wag my finger so you'll listen with a more favourable disposition?
 
Can one of you nutters [affectionate] please use your schizoid magic thinking to tell me when the Three Gorges Dam is going to implode and collapse nascent Xi Dynasty China so I can have the streamers and party-poppers ready?
What makes you think three gorges is going to go down? Theres massive overseas investment into China. If anything. China is their model society. 700 million cameras
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The West is falling on purpose. Because this is the new ideal society
What, like making fun of the most retarded of your little video clips? Should I film myself in front of a greenscreen with said videos in the background and wag my finger so you'll listen with a more favourable disposition?
I would laugh my ass off if that happened, I'm nobody, why are you even concerned with me?
 
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What makes you think three gorges is going to go down? Theres massive overseas investment into China. If anything. China is their model society. 700 million cameras
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The West is falling on purpose. Because this is the new ideal society

I would laugh my ass off if that happened
China is infamous for sub-par construction and a general attitude of not-giving-a-fuck about human life because they got literally billions of them.
It's not improbable that such a big project by the Chinese will fail sooner rather than later simply due to shoddy construction.
Three Gorges was a prestige project, though, so they probably took more care there than with stuff like housing for the plebs.
 
China is infamous for sub-par construction and a general attitude of not-giving-a-fuck about human life because they got literally billions of them.
It's not improbable that such a big project by the Chinese will fail sooner rather than later simply due to shoddy construction.
Three Gorges was a prestige project, though, so they probably took more care there than with stuff like housing for the plebs.
Falling into the narrative to deflect. I already know
 
I would laugh my ass off if that happened, I'm nobody, why are you even concerned with me?
I'm not concerned with you, I just like conspiracy theories and poking holes in them. Thing is, you're spamming this and the other conspiracy thread plus several other threads with a constant barrage of short videos that often contain the most glaring flaws, so I respond to you most often.
Falling into the narrative to deflect. I already know
Just giving a non-secret-cabal-controls-everything reason why something in China might potentially fall apart.
But surely we could find some scripture that can be interpreted as that dam breaking in 2027 or something and make a 2 minute video about it, you'll probably like it better.
 
I'm not concerned with you, I just like conspiracy theories and poking holes in them. Thing is, you're spamming this and the other conspiracy thread plus several other threads with a constant barrage of short videos that often contain the most glaring flaws, so I respond to you most often.

Just giving a non-secret-cabal-controls-everything reason why something in China might potentially fall apart.
But surely we could find some scripture that can be interpreted as that dam breaking in 2027 or something and make a 2 minute video about it, you'll probably like it better.
I know who you are. I know you know.
 
I don't say because I know no one would believe it
No, you don't say because you can't. Starting to think you're controlled opposition. You can't say who I am because you're part of it. Very mystery school.
 
No, you don't say because you can't. Starting to think you're controlled opposition. You can't say who I am because you're part of it. Very mystery school.
Wow very 4D chess of you. You are really scrambling now. Don't worry I'm not here to out you to some press outlet. I'm just telling you I know.
 
Wow very 4D chess of you. You are really scrambling now. Don't worry I'm not here to out you to some press outlet. I'm just telling you I know.
Come on, out me. You have my permission.
It's not like you post all your other stuff thinking anyone would believe it. Where's the harm?
 
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