The Schizo Conspiracy Thread - The conspiracies that will get you laughed out of your friend groups and subreddits

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YHWH's Strongest Soldier said:
I have to ask, what made you decide to create a Kiwi Farms account out of all things on Valentine's?
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I didn't consciously decide. It was only until a week later I looked at my creation date and went. Oh it was Valentines Day then. Then I started to get into Astrology and Numerology and wondered..... maybe that wasn't an accident. Maybe there are forces affecting me
 
YHWH's Strongest Soldier said:
I have to ask, what made you decide to create a Kiwi Farms account out of all things on Valentine's?
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What, you think he had anything else to do on Valentine's Day?
NoBueno said:
A Man for a change? How quirky..... kiss kiss
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Little secret, most of my songs aren't actually of my own experience. Most are stolen from Reddit, some are just made up, some are about pets. One or two are real, but mostly very old ones. But the stories sell, you know? Same with the lesbianism. It's not actually real, but it keeps the rumor mill grinding.
It's all orchestrated, very few things are real, and those that are are still misleading.
Hey, ever looked into what my genetic progenitor Zeena Schreck is doing now? Might be interesting to you. Tantric Buddhism.
 
Meriasek said:
Little secret, most of my songs aren't actually of my own experience. Most are stolen from Reddit, some are just made up, some are about pets. One or two are real, but mostly very old ones. But the stories sell, you know? Same with the lesbianism. It's not actually real, but it keeps the rumor mill grinding.
It's all orchestrated, very few things are real, and those that are are still misleading.
Hey, ever looked into what my genetic progenitor Zeena Schreck is doing now? Might be interesting to you. Tantric Buddhism.
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Thank you very enlightening from you. Perhaps we can get married after all N'Wah. lol/ Do you ever feel trapped in this system? From what I've seen you've been in it since you were very young. Or is the wiring so ingrained within you now you wonder what would happen if the system was no longer there? What would you do with yourself?
 
NoBueno said:
I didn't consciously decide. It was only until a week later I looked at my creation date and went. Oh it was Valentines Day then. Then I started to get into Astrology and Numerology and wondered..... maybe that wasn't an accident. Maybe there are forces affecting me
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But aren't you supposed to be doing shit on Valentine's? Even if single, it's a perfect day to mingle. Kiwi Farms is not exactly the best place to spend what should be a romantic day.
 
NoBueno said:
Thank you very enlightening from you. Perhaps we can get married after all N'Wah. lol/ Do you ever feel trapped in this system? From what I've seen you've been in it since you were very young. Or is the wiring so ingrained within you now you wonder what would happen if the system was no longer there? What would you do with yourself?
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I mean, I was literally made to be in the system. Or rather, at the top of it. I don't feel trapped, I'm actually freer than pretty much anyone else in the world. You think you're so clever and classless and free, but you're still fucking peasants, as far as I can see.
The system being no longer there... Hard to tell. As I said, I'm made for this. But not in a drone kind of way, more like a queen bee. I'd be even freer.
I have seen things you people wouldn't believe. Trust me, I'd be fine.
 
Fek said:
What vetting of it have you done to be so certain?
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I've had several hypotheses based on some evidence. I'd query the AI about one, and it would constantly correct me, I couldn't force it to tell me what I wanted to hear with that hypothesis, it constantly pointed me to another hypothesis I had. It's like I couldn't force it to lie to me.
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Meriasek said:
You think you're so clever and classless and free, but you're still fucking peasants, as far as I can see.
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Not really free, I just think I'm such a peasant I go beneath notice, what I do is immaterial, what am I going to do? I'm no one
 
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NoBueno said:
I've had several hypotheses based on some evidence. I'd query the AI about one, and it would constantly correct me, I couldn't force it to tell me what I wanted to hear with that hypothesis, it constantly pointed me to another hypothesis I had. It's like I couldn't force it to lie to me.
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I'll give you the exclusive Jew schizo scoop. Did you know that the Illuminati was founded in the Catholic Electorate of Bavaria in opposition to the Protestant Freemasons? In fact, many occult movements find their origin in Germany such as the Rosicrucians (who actually control the Freemasons). Both venerate winged creatures within circles with scary Jewish moon runes around them. While some hypothesize it represents the demon prince Stole'ass (more information on him here), it is actually the Zoroastrian Faravahar. Germans being Aryans continue the tradition of venerating faggot birds as they descend from the noble Persian race. The conspiracy goes back eons, you just have to connect the dots. The Reichsadler is just one more example of the elite's obsession with fucking birds.
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YHWH's Strongest Soldier said:
I'll give you the exclusive Jew schizo scoop. Did you know that the Illuminati was founded in the Catholic Electorate of Bavaria in opposition to the Protestant Freemasons? In fact, many occult movements find their origin in Germany such as the Rosicrucians (who actually control the Freemasons). Both venerate winged creatures within circles with scary Jewish moon runes around them. While some hypothesize it represents the demon prince Stole'ass (more information on him here), it is actually the Zoroastrian Faravahar. Germans being Aryans continue the tradition of venerating faggot birds as they descend from the noble Persian race. The conspiracy goes back eons, you just have to connect the dots. The Reichsadler is just one more example of the elite's obsession with fucking birds.
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Thank you, very interesting

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NoBueno said:
Aww come on. Noone believes a crazy man on the street.
I just wanna watch Kpop girls
Are you coming on to me?
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No. Also, you should stop watching K-Pop. It's literally rotting your brain, we're using subtle colorflash messaging to induce a form of dementia with K-Pop. The idea is to create zombie consumers. We do that with lots of popular media, but K-Pop so far has been the most successful at creating hordes of the dumbest pieces of shits imaginable. The perfect niggercattle.
 
Meriasek said:
No. Also, you should stop watching K-Pop. It's literally rotting your brain, we're using subtle colorflash messaging to induce a form of dementia with K-Pop. The idea is to create zombie consumers. We do that with lots of popular media, but K-Pop so far has been the most successful at creating hordes of the dumbest pieces of shits imaginable. The perfect niggercattle.
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I need to watch the system to understand the system, and I don't care for US media, too vulgar, probably why Kpop used the 90's-2000's MTV style system. BSB/N-Sync/TLC. Then adds extra details as an "artistic flair", so to me.... its quite fun to decode, like a puzzle
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. And I don't know why about consumerism when I can watch 90% of stuff on an internet connection. The need to hoard items? Maybe if you want to check VHS Moonraker for the Mandela effect
 
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Meriasek said:
I'm Taylor Swift, I'm with the people who control them.


Not anymore.
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Did you just interrogate me the other night while I was asleep? I heard you like to tie up loose ends but keeping track of all the threads sounds exhausting, I don't know where you get the energy
 
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NoBueno said:
Did you just interrogate me the other night while I was asleep? I heard you like to tie up loose ends but keeping track of all the threads sounds exhausting, I don't know where you get the energy
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No, if necessary I got people for that. But you're not that interesting.
As for the energy, well, let's put it this way: I passed Tannhäuser Gate and opened my seals.
 
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