The Schizo Conspiracy Thread - The conspiracies that will get you laughed out of your friend groups and subreddits

Then connected back to the Masons
Wait, isn't that triangle in a circle symbol the symbol for the civil defense/the Cold War-era nuclear bunker/nuclear bomb sirens agency?

...was that agency run by Masons? 👀
 
Wait, isn't that triangle in a circle symbol the symbol for the civil defense/the Cold War-era nuclear bunker/nuclear bomb sirens agency?

...was that agency run by Masons? 👀
When some people come out and say "theres no possible way they run everything" I've just given up trying to convince them
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The Watchers



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Nice theory on the mud flood

Child Prodigy talks about the Mandela effect
 
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This fascinates me more than I should probably admit.
Extra research is required and I'm sure when I get in one of my hyperfocus moods I will get out all my books and thumbtacks and red string and irritate the hell out of all who know me.
Does this mean if I read all the D&D books I'm now a religious scholar?


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World of Warcraft World Map - The Maelstrom
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Unfortunately I would guess no. If you're a fucked up freak, you're gonna want power to get away with it. I think the 20th century in the west was the worst it's ever been, because the US was the most powerful country that's ever been. Not because those people were uniquely evil, just uniquely powerful.
 
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My schizo theory is a relative of nominative determinism: just like a name changes people, so do your own clothes.
The fun part is that while wearing a suit or dressing like some kind of ancient european nobility makes you mantle them, it also applies the opposite way around and dressing poorly makes you a lesser creature.
If you run around with oversized baggies, trashy grey sneakers and look like a wigger, you become trashy and gay.
The absolute most fun part of the schizotheory is that chinese and japanese people regularly cosplay as ancient figures or warrior-poets, and the ones that do it the most actually slowly become them.
It’s fun because it’s based on my personal experiences, and thus impossible to really disprove.
 
They have to tell you


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Being around schizos on the daily, their actual takes are either generic slop talk about Putin/Trump/Kuzzinski and the deep state, or "Bill Gates has hacked into my bank account and blocked my rent payments", but in complete sincerity.
The fun part is that while wearing a suit or dressing like some kind of ancient european nobility makes you mantle them, it also applies the opposite way around and dressing poorly makes you a lesser creature.
"Everything but shoes and hair is excusable". Nicely cut and styled hair, good leather shoes that don't demand too much attention, (and a fit body), and you can basically wear whatever. It truly is clothing making the difference. I've shopped a lot of nicer clothes but I don't naturally wear them. If I'm going out I don't wear a shirt and sweater like the grandpa does. The grandpa who wore suits since 14 and take great pride in his looks.
 
My schizo theory is a relative of nominative determinism: just like a name changes people, so do your own clothes.
The fun part is that while wearing a suit or dressing like some kind of ancient european nobility makes you mantle them, it also applies the opposite way around and dressing poorly makes you a lesser creature.
If you run around with oversized baggies, trashy grey sneakers and look like a wigger, you become trashy and gay.
The absolute most fun part of the schizotheory is that chinese and japanese people regularly cosplay as ancient figures or warrior-poets, and the ones that do it the most actually slowly become them.
It’s fun because it’s based on my personal experiences, and thus impossible to really disprove.
Then why don't troons become women? Why don't cosplayers become brave warriors instead of doughy losers?
 
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Then why don't troons become women? Why don't cosplayers become brave warriors instead of doughy losers?
1. Because men in suits are men in suits, while men in dresses stay as men in dresses and they botch the mantling hard. Never said it was reliable lol
2. Because cosplayers dress impractically. They slowly become impractical losers. Even the ones who aren’t doughy.
 
1. Because men in suits are men in suits, while men in dresses stay as men in dresses and they botch the mantling hard. Never said it was reliable lol
2. Because cosplayers dress impractically. They slowly become impractical losers. Even the ones who aren’t doughy.
I think you are interpreting the "clothes make the man" as a cause and not a symptom. People are genetically predisposed to certain behaviors, whether they realize it or not. So you get a form of transference from related behaviors to make up for their lack of true vision and goals. See: 30 year old girls who have 5 dogs because their nurturing instinct for children has been replaced by a reasonable facsimile in their mind.
 
Perhaps a slight perspective change. I wonder if the details are important sometimes
 
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It’s fun because it’s based on my personal experiences, and thus impossible to really disprove.
Personal experience is the only true teacher.
Perhaps a slight perspective change. I wonder if the details are important sometimes
One of the most worthwhile videos you have found so far. Good work.
 
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