US "The Squad" Megathread - Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Ilhan Omar, Rashida Talib Derangement Syndrome

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I honestly only know about American politics from what I read on the Internet but since we all love shitting on leftists I figured we'd get a kick out of this. Also it's trending on Twitter so you know it's important.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/poli...irect=on&noredirect=on&utm_term=.960552c9ba53

NEW YORK — Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, a 28-year-old political novice running on a low budget and an unabashedly liberal platform, upset longtime U.S. Rep. Joseph Crowley on Tuesday in the Democratic congressional primary in New York.

The surprise victory by the community organizer in a district that includes parts of the Bronx and Queens came after an energetic, grassroots campaign that mustered more than enough support in a low-turnout race that many had expected to be an easy win for Crowley, a member of the Democratic House leadership.

“The community is ready for a movement of economic and social justice. That is what we tried to deliver,” said Ocasio-Cortez, who has never held elected office and whose candidacy attracted only modest media attention.

She told The Associated Press after her victory that she didn’t have enough money to do polling in the race, but felt in her gut that her message had a chance to connect.

“I live in this community. I organized in this community. I felt the absence of the incumbent. I knew he didn’t have a strong presence,” she said.

Crowley has been in Congress since 1999 and hadn’t faced an opponent in a primary election since 2004, when Ocasio-Cortez was just a teenager. He was considered a candidate to become the next House speaker if Democrats win the majority.

“It’s not about me,” Crowley, 56, told his supporters at a campaign party following his loss. “It’s about America. I want nothing but the best for Ms. Ocasio-Cortez. I want her to be victorious.”

He later played guitar with a band at the election night gathering, and dedicated the first song, Bruce Springsteen’s “Born to Run,” to Ocasio-Cortez.

Crowley represents New York’s 14th Congressional District, where he is also the leader of the Queens Democratic party.

Ocasio-Cortez was outspent by an 18-1 margin during her race but won the endorsement of some influential groups on the party’s far left, including MoveOn, as well as the actress Cynthia Nixon, who is running for governor. She defeated Crowley by 15 percentage points.

Born in the Bronx to a mother from Puerto Rico and a father who died in 2008, Ocasio-Cortez said she decided to challenge Crowley to push a more progressive stance on economic and other issues.

She attended Boston University, where she earned degrees in economics and international relations, and also spent time working in the office of the late U.S. Sen. Edward Kennedy.

After graduating, she returned to the Bronx where she became a community organizer. In the 2016 presidential campaign she worked for U.S. Sen. Bernie Sanders.

Among her issues is expanding the Medicare program to people of all ages and abolishing Immigrations and Customs Enforcement. She recently went to Tornillo, Texas, to protest against policies that have separated parents from their children at the southern U.S. border.

Ocasio-Cortez gained some internet attention for a campaign video called “The Courage to Change,” a two-minute spot for which she wrote the script and featured footage from her own home.

Crowley is chair of the House Democratic Caucus, the fourth-highest ranking position in Democratic leadership in that chamber of Congress.

His loss drew the attention of President Donald Trump.

“Wow! Big Trump Hater Congressman Joe Crowley, who many expected was going to take Nancy Pelosi’s place, just LOST his primary election. In other words, he’s out! That is a big one that nobody saw happening. Perhaps he should have been nicer, and more respectful, to his President!” he tweeted.

The Republican candidate for the office, Anthony Pappas, is running unopposed and had no primary. Pappas teaches economics at St. John’s University.

She was a Bernie campaigner, is supported by BLM, and wants to abolish Immigrations and Customs Enforcement. Also this was in a solid-blue Congressional District so you know she's a shoo-in for next Congress.

But hey, we did get to see Trump laugh at Crowley on Twitter.
 
First of all, any rumors that John Iadarola was actually born a female are completely untrue. John has always been a man and was never named Joan. The lust for penis that can be seen in his eyes is very real though.

Secondly, I think if you looked up "Soy Boy" in the dictionary you would find a picture of John Iadarola.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=f_wloz1TrSc

...so, the GOP creates AOC... and then creates an evil AOC clone... and they're both running for a NY rep seat.

...which means the GOP is fighting a proxy war with... itself?
 
...so, the GOP creates AOC... and then creates an evil AOC clone... and they're both running for a NY rep seat.

...which means the GOP is fighting a proxy war with... itself?
They do that with the DEA and CIA and drug lords, and with terrorist groups.
 
Damepesos is Chilean if I'm not mistaken, you are correct that he is really on the ball and arguably has a better understanding of the English language that some native speakers.
 
Timmy isn't as bad as the quartering, but you can assume everything he'll say from looking at the title and the first 3 comments. Whenever quartering video plays just do yourself a favor and bump it up to 1.5x speed.
 
AOC Drops By Unemployment Office To Tell People How Lucky They Are Not To Have Oppressive Jobs

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NEW YORK, NY—In a rare visit to her district, Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez dropped by the unemployment office to explain to everyone why losing their jobs was actually a good thing.

Ocasio-Cortez explained how those who had worked for oil companies were involved in an inherently evil industry. Furthermore, she said, by losing their jobs, they were pushing America closer and closer to a socialist utopia where nobody works. Finally, she told them they had thrown off the capitalist shackles of work and income.

"What a great turnout today!" she said cheerily as she turned on her megaphone, though she was shouting into it backward until an aide helped her turn it around. "Work and income are capitalist constructs! You should be thankful! I'm just so excited to see that everyone here, like, is totally ready for a socialist workers' paradise. Like, if nobody works, then the government just has to pay for our stuff, because, like, otherwise, money wouldn't exist."

Nobody seemed to understand her, but she pressed on. "Anyway, just keep fighting the good fight and topple our capitalist overlords!"

"You love to see it!"

She tripped on her shoelaces and fell on the way out, but an aide was ready to free her with a pair of scissors he always keeps handy just for such an occasion.
 

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Reminder that the politician currently struggling to comprehend the relationship between price and demand claims (and Boston University hasn't refuted, afiak) to be the recipient of an Economics minor.
If by Economics minor, you mean a minor in Economics, then yeah, I can buy it. As in... an economics class where the supply curve is the name of the spin class you take right after your diaper is changed, and right before nap time, the obligatory tantrum, and copious amounts of crayon chewing. THAT is a believable AOC backstory.

Maybe her mum went to Boston U and convinced AOC that the daycare on campus was some super secret ejumuhcation dealio.
 
I really don't get why people thirst over this chick. She looks like a literal La Goblina meme.
 
I really don't get why people thirst over this chick. She looks like a literal La Goblina meme.

She definitely looked better in her college years, but I can't help but feel like she looked better at the start of her term versus now.

Which is really weird, because what the heck kind of stress is she feeling from her job that would age her that bad? Does she even do her job? Maybe it's just stressful having to say clearly stupid things that give you mad cognitive dissonance as a proud Republican double agent.
 
She definitely looked better in her college years, but I can't help but feel like she looked better at the start of her term versus now.

Which is really weird, because what the heck kind of stress is she feeling from her job that would age her that bad? Does she even do her job? Maybe it's just stressful having to say clearly stupid things that give you mad cognitive dissonance as a proud Republican double agent.

Latinas just age really badly in general. They're kind of like reverse Asians. Alternatively she's a female narcissist in DC with disposable income, ie she has a drug problem.
 
Latinas just age really badly in general. They're kind of like reverse Asians.

No, no, Asians just don't age.

Anyways, even if you're right, she's less than 30 years old. She couldn't have hit the wall this early without some actual effort.
 
Timmy isn't as bad as the quartering, but you can assume everything he'll say from looking at the title and the first 3 comments. Whenever quartering video plays just do yourself a favor and bump it up to 1.5x speed.

In fairness you can do that with any piecee of news. Or should be able to. If you can’t tell everything by the headline alone the writer is doing a real bad job.
 
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