The Swifties - A New Age Religious Movement Revolving Around Taylor Swift

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I’d be interested in how her net worth is calculated. It reminds me of how any celebrity with a clothing, makeup or perfume line is worth hundreds of millions of dollars, and then the brand gets sold to some conglomerate for a few million a few years later. Or how Kanye West lost $1.5 billion overnight when Adidas pulled the plug.
 
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The Hardest R said:
I’d be interested in how her net worth is calculated. It reminds me of how any celebrity with a clothing, makeup or perfume line is worth hundreds of millions of dollars, and then the brand gets sold to some conglomerate for a few million a few years later. Or how Kanye West lost $1.5 billion overnight when Adidas pulled the plug.
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Well, Forbes wrote an article a few months ago.
 
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Sargon's wife's son said:
The idea that popular music has gotten worse is actually accurate people still listen to ACDC they're over 60 years old at this point people still listen to Mozart it's well over 500 years old do you remember Tears For Fears no one does because it was a terrible band from the 90s
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Tears for Fears a terrible band from the 90s? Kill yourself.
 
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The Hardest R said:
I’d be interested in how her net worth is calculated. It reminds me of how any celebrity with a clothing, makeup or perfume line is worth hundreds of millions of dollars, and then the brand gets sold to some conglomerate for a few million a few years later. Or how Kanye West lost $1.5 billion overnight when Adidas pulled the plug.
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I remember this one time I checked what Yngwie Malmsteen is worth. He was estimated to be worth $2 million. The man lives in a castle in Los Angeles and has five identical Ferraris (because, according to his words, any asshole can get a Ferrari, but no-one else has five). The estimation was probably not that accurate.
 
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Reminder Taylor Swift herself more than deserves her own career cow thread. She admitted to fucking two underage boys in her early 20s and her fans have a large body count for starting rioting, including one race riot in Ireland. If you think Dick Cheney endorsing Kamala is bad PR, only BLM started more race riots than Swifties.
 
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Reminder Taylor Swift herself more than deserves her own career cow thread. She admitted to fucking two underage boys in her early 20s and her fans have a large body count for starting rioting, including one race riot in Ireland. If you think Dick Cheney endorsing Kamala is bad PR, only BLM started more race riots than Swifties.
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Dude you really need to start linking shit. Also archiving in a lolcow thread.
 
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Swifties are the Tool fans of Pop music.

/edit: Also, I wished Seth Putnam would still be alive, because I could totally see Anal Cunt writing an entire album about Taylor Swift since Swifties are sucha big demographic to piss off now.
 
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I could totally see Anal Cunt writing an entire album about Taylor Swift since Swifties are sucha big demographic to piss off now.
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True. Anal cunt would make albums making fun of Taylor Swift and the Gaza war. With the goal of pissing off free Palestine protesters and Israel at the same time.
 
It's downright creepy how corporate she is. 20 years of career and all of her songs sound exactly the same, the style has not changed.

It's also creepy how the type of peraon who goes bat for her also crosses over into perfect NPC territory. I remember reading a article on A&N where I think it was the NYT or some other rag newspaper going "Akshually the Deep State is real AND THAT IS A GOOD THING" where one of the arguments about it was that the glowniggers were people just like you and me because "they listen to Taylor Swift".

She feels like a fake celebrity from a 90's Disney Channel movie where she is the big star the teenager protagonist is a fan of. Not meant to be real, just encompass the idea of a pop superstar as a plot device.
 
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Sargon's wife's son said:
The idea that popular music has gotten worse is actually accurate people still listen to ACDC they're over 60 years old at this point people still listen to Mozart it's well over 500 years old do you remember Tears For Fears no one does because it was a terrible band from the 90s

the idea that there's no such thing as objective quality people still like the ink spots at this point it's over 80 years old

Elvis is still popular 80 years old

do you remember any of the terrible bands from the 1960s no you don't because mediocre music does not stand the test of time no one's going to be listening to Justin Bieber in 40 years

no one listens to Britney Spears anymore or the Backstreet Boys
remember any of the other mediocre 2000s pop stars Christina Aguilera no you don't
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Why do you carl orbiters always, always have the worst takes in any given thread?
 
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