The Swifties - A New Age Religious Movement Revolving Around Taylor Swift

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Gish said:
That being said, is Beynigger really all the swifties could come up with? Why not throw in a ‘Sheboonce’ or a ‘Beyonchimp’? Still funny to witness nonetheless.
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Vibralldo said:
That's not even clever

Surely there's an actual pun you could come up with for her

Boon-yance?
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Some of the screencaps show another insult they’re using is “Beyonkey”, although I’m not sure if it’s supposed to be a portmanteau of Beyoncé and donkey or Beyoncé and monkey.
 
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Vibralldo said:
That's not even clever

Surely there's an actual pun you could come up with for her

Boon-yance?
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It doesnt need to be clever, its not meant to be. The word "nigger" isnt clever. Its a sledgehammer you smash into someones head when you say it out loud to someone/on the internet. Thats why its funny (imo) to just cut off a word at the first "n" and replace the rest of it with "nigger".

I saw a meme parody comic of the big bang theory where instead of saying "ba-zinga" sheldon says "baznigger". shit still makes me chuckle a decade later. Beynigger is a fucking WILD word to be seeing in a tweet, whether its a troll or not.
 
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Based.
I don't show it IRL but I'm a big TayTay fan. Nothing makes me blast bench and OHP like Shake it Off and Blank Space.
Don't care about her jet emissions. Don't care about how libtarded she's become. Her heart is in the right place. One day she'll return to her roots and I'll follow her in battle.
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orangecat said:
You need to provide evidence for that because I'm curious

Edit: Looked it up myself. People don't seem sure about the ages but general consensus seemed to be he was 17 in high school and she was 22(?). One of those grey areas (but if you're a famous celebrity who could have basically anybody, there's no excuse to chase after teenagers (not that there should be an excuse anyway)).

Redditors discussing it: https://archive.ph/2WQQY
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In muh feminism sex with a minor is statutory rape.
 
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Vect said:
Holy shit, I heard this over the radio of my Uber driver and thought this was just some dumb local thing, but really? They voted on the Greatest Pop Star of the 21st Century when we're not even a quarter of the way through it?
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Came here to post the same thing, seriously is anybody going to care about either of these skanks in a hundred years? Scratch that, how about 50?

Shame it seems like it's mostly beyonce people being hysterical, swifties going full TND over some bullshit top list would be among the best events of 2024 if it were real.
 
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My cravat doesn't flutter said:
This has 4chan written all over it and I love it.
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At first I thought that this wouldn’t be the type of music they’d listen to , then I realized the thinking of Swift being an Aryan princess that posts there.

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> Swifties supports TND

Maybe I was a little too harsh on them in the past :feels:
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Give it a while. Soon you’ll be wondering if you weren’t being harsh enough while listening to Deep Purple and Metallica.

Vect said:
Holy shit, I heard this over the radio of my Uber driver and thought this was just some dumb local thing, but really? They voted on the Greatest Pop Star of the 21st Century when we're not even a quarter of the way through it?
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Kind of reminds me of people going crazy over Kendrick Lamar making a Drake diss about a decade too late.
 
Sargon's wife's son said:
do you remember Tears For Fears no one does because it was a terrible band from the 90s
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Gorilla Nigger Retard Level take.
Tears for Fears was criminally underrated because everyone liked two of their songs and never played any of the others.
Songs from the Big Chair is one of the best produced, written, and sounding albums in existence. They blend so many genres, and do it seamlessly, it's completely unreal. Shifting entirely tonality-wise from The Working Hour to Everybody, and doing it in a way that feels natural, that's some real shit. Also it was early-mid 80's.


I truly hope you get better, kiwi sama.
 
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BallsMcLongDong said:
Gorilla Nigger Retard Level take.
Tears for Fears was criminally underrated because everyone liked two of their songs and never played any of the others.
Songs from the Big Chair is one of the best produced, written, and sounding albums in existence. They blend so many genres, and do it seamlessly, it's completely unreal. Shifting entirely tonality-wise from The Working Hour to Everybody, and doing it in a way that feels natural, that's some real shit. Also it was early-mid 80's.
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You try listening to that and a bunch of other stuff on the 1980s for 9 hours in a car.

Also is Taylor Swift even relevant anymore I don't really hear anybody talking about her after the election seems like she just went away I mean she's still making terrible music.
But I feel like you hear a lot less about Taylor Swift these days
 
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