The Talk

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Yeah, that's a good point. And it's very likely that Barb was hoping Bob's made-up example would inspire Chris to stop being so overtly sexual to total strangers. Still, is this speculation or known fact?

was Chris ever really 'sexual' to strangers though?
the attraction sign was obviously meant to lead to him getting laid, but he never exactly said "please have sex with me"

He told everyone that he was a Virgin With Rage, until Barb told him to stop.

 

[BillRiley]

was Chris ever really 'sexual' to strangers though?
the attraction sign was obviously meant to lead to him getting laid, but he never exactly said "please have sex with me"

Chris appears to be a very grope-y kind of guy when he's around women who aren't mommy. (Mommy, of course, spoons with him regularly - so he doesn't have to be.)

Aaaand now I'm gonna go power-sand my brain...

 

[Marvin]

was Chris ever really 'sexual' to strangers though?
the attraction sign was obviously meant to lead to him getting laid, but he never exactly said "please have sex with me"

Chris appears to be a very grope-y kind of guy when he's around women who aren't mommy. (Mommy, of course, spoons with him regularly - so he doesn't have to be.)

Aaaand now I'm gonna go power-sand my brain...

Chris can't keep his hands off of his female friends, but he's not touching strangers.

 

[BillRiley]

Chris appears to be a very grope-y kind of guy when he's around women who aren't mommy. (Mommy, of course, spoons with him regularly - so he doesn't have to be.)

Aaaand now I'm gonna go power-sand my brain...

Chris can't keep his MANOS off of his female friends, but he's not touching strangers.

^That's what I meant. No, that's true, Chris doesn't go out and grope strange women. Though he does throws the occasional rock at them.

 

[random_pickle]

Even if Chris does keep his MANOS off of strangers, that doesn't stop him from eye raping them. Go 18 seconds in the vid.

[youtube]1fvIvbUQ9_0[/youtube]

 

[Saney]

was Chris ever really 'sexual' to strangers though?
the attraction sign was obviously meant to lead to him getting laid, but he never exactly said "please have sex with me"

Chris appears to be a very grope-y kind of guy when he's around women who aren't mommy. (Mommy, of course, spoons with him regularly - so he doesn't have to be.)

Aaaand now I'm gonna go power-sand my brain...

Chris can't keep his MANOS off of his female friends, but he's not touching strangers.

He has female friends who aren't Anna?

 

[Marvin]

Chris appears to be a very grope-y kind of guy when he's around women who aren't mommy. (Mommy, of course, spoons with him regularly - so he doesn't have to be.)

Aaaand now I'm gonna go power-sand my brain...

Chris can't keep his MANOS off of his female friends, but he's not touching strangers.

He has female friends who aren't Anna?

Some, yeah. Not very close, but still.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

Even if Chris does keep his MANOS off of strangers, that doesn't stop him from eye raping them. Go 18 seconds in the vid.

[youtube]1fvIvbUQ9_0[/youtube]

That yt video still gives me the willies. I used to sit at that table whenever id visit that mall back when I lived in Staunton.

 

[Saney]

Chris can't keep his MANOS off of his female friends, but he's not touching strangers.

He has female friends who aren't Anna?

Some, yeah. Not very close, but still.

Huh, I didn't think he would. Weird. How do they stand him?

 

[Marvin]

He has female friends who aren't Anna?

Some, yeah. Not very close, but still.

Huh, I didn't think he would. Weird. How do they stand him?

They stand him the same way Anna stands him. Anna says she's Chris' friend, but they're separated by the internet and 2k miles. She doesn't have to deal with his groping or his smells. She can be her morally superior self from the comfort of her computer.

Girls who met Chris via Anna, but still live in Charlottesville, pretty much do the same thing. Except they just avoid hanging out with Chris IRL.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

^Yep. If Anna were still local in C-ville, she'd drop off the radar and never answer Chris's calls.

She's kind of like Chris in that regard - all talk, no action.

 

[Saney]

How did Anna stand to be around him when they did live in th same town then?

 

[Marvin]

How did Anna stand to be around him when they did live in th same town then?

The same way the other girls I referenced do. They just reduce the amount of time they spend with Chris to the absolute minimum.

 

[CatParty]

How did Anna stand to be around him when they did live in th same town then?

The same way the other girls I referenced do. They just reduce the amount of time they spend with Chris to the absolute minimum.

Not to mention she was around years and years ago when he was less of a mess.

 

[LoveQuest.exe]

Oh...man..this thread. I think it's pretty obvious Chris never got "The Talk" or anything proper. Hell I don't remember getting "The Talk" either. Instead I got these:

"Use a condom. Don't simply trust a woman's word."

and

"I don't care what you do LQ; just don't get a girl pregnant."

Thanks Dad! (^_~)b

I mean CWC said "MY DUCK HUNGERS FOR TOM-TOM TO POUND!" for fucksake. Admittedly, that could be hilariously badass if: A) It didn't come from CWC. B) He wasn't using it seriously. C) H. Jon Benjamin were to say it.

 

[Marvin]

How did Anna stand to be around him when they did live in th same town then?

The same way the other girls I referenced do. They just reduce the amount of time they spend with Chris to the absolute minimum.

Not to mention she was around years and years ago when he was less of a mess.

That helps a bit, at least. But by and large, he was still hanging out with Megan back in the day and being a bit creepy to her. So, if I were a girl, I'd find other places to hang out than with Chris. Well although, maybe Anna claiming to be a lesbian helped her situation out a bit. I don't know.

Oh...man..this thread. I think it's pretty obvious Chris never got "The Talk" or anything proper. Hell I don't remember getting "The Talk" either.

Because of some weird philosophy my mother had, I was explained reproduction at like age 5 by a popup book. I got the talk from a very early age. I don't think it had too much of a bad effect on me? Maybe? I don't know.

 

[cypocryphy]

Because of some weird philosophy my mother had, I was explained reproduction at like age 5 by a popup book. I got the talk from a very early age. I don't think it had too much of a bad effect on me? Maybe? I don't know.

Well,you did dress up in a pickle suit and stole a retard's fake date.

 

[BillRiley]

Because of some weird philosophy my mother had, I was explained reproduction at like age 5 by a popup book. I got the talk from a very early age. I don't think it had too much of a bad effect on me? Maybe? I don't know.

Well,you did dress up in a pickle suit and stole a retard's fake date.

True, but he didn't bring his daddy along on the fake date.

 

[random_pickle]

Because of some weird philosophy my mother had, I was explained reproduction at like age 5 by a popup book. I got the talk from a very early age. I don't think it had too much of a bad effect on me? Maybe? I don't know.

Well,you did dress up in a pickle suit and stole a retard's fake date.

Wait, Marvin is the man in the pickle suit?!

 

[Marvin]

Because of some weird philosophy my mother had, I was explained reproduction at like age 5 by a popup book. I got the talk from a very early age. I don't think it had too much of a bad effect on me? Maybe? I don't know.

Well,you did dress up in a pickle suit and stole a retard's fake date.

Wait, Marvin is the man in the pickle suit?!

Yes, I'm the man in the pickle suit from the Emiry date.

The initial concept of a man in a pickle suit came from before me, back during the Blanca saga. I was inspired by that and got a pickle suit. Then I stole Chris' date, as you can recall.