"The talk"

[ZX 008]

Short version, he believes that video game consoles and various other types of technology have anime girl spirits living inside them. In fact, he believes this so much thanks to being exposed to a fandom all about that theory, that he has decided to forsake God and the Bear and worship the anime girl CPU's (as he refers to them) as his Gods instead.

With that I think I can safely say that was the most insane pair sentences I have ever written in my entire life, but the even scarier thing about it is that every single word was unfortunately true.

So he's as batshit crazy as Joanna from the Final Fantasy House.

 

[CWCissey]

Much respect Null, if ever there was a Sisyphean task in the modern age, being Chris-Chan's wrangler is surely that.

 

[NiggoFiggo]

Short version, he believes that video game consoles and various other types of technology have anime girl spirits living inside them. In fact, he believes this so much thanks to being exposed to a fandom all about that theory, that he has decided to forsake God and the Bear and worship the anime girl CPU's (as he refers to them) as his Gods instead.

With that I think I can safely say that was the most insane pair sentences I have ever written in my entire life, but the even scarier thing about it is that every single word was unfortunately true.

I utterly feel bad for the future group home that will have to break in chris

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

I don't follow at all. You're talking about an actual incident at a convention, and he goes on about a decade-old computer system? Man, I need to get back to my CWC-studies. This timeline sounds wack.

 

[KaptainKame]

Much respect Null, if ever there was a Sisyphean task in the modern age, being Chris-Chan's wrangler is surely that.

Yeah im sure Null actually cares about Chris and mental health even though just last week he celebrated someone setting themselves on fire who clearly had their own mental issues.

This is nothing but a manipulation game to get exclusive content for KiwiFarms and for Nulls own entertainment. I dont particularly care one way or the other but if you're going to troll Chris, then troll him. Dont put on this facade as if you actually care about the man/woman. This forum would of been nuked already if Null really cared. Objective discussion of Chris is one thing, but there is nothing but subjective (mostly negative) opinions and rhetoric here.

Im sure if Chris knew (and could understand) that his "wrangler" owned and ran this place, he would see the obvious problems with this relationship and terminate it immediately... but this is Chris Chan we're talking about.

 

[CWCissey]

Yeah im sure Null actually cares about Chris and mental health even though just last week he celebrated someone setting themselves on fire who clearly had their own mental issues.

This is nothing but a manipulation game to get exclusive content for KiwiFarms and for Nulls own entertainment. I dont particularly care one way or the other but if you're going to troll Chris, then troll him. Dont put on this facade as if you actually care about the man/woman. This forum would of been nuked already if Null really cared. Objective discussion of Chris is one thing, but there is nothing but subjective (mostly negative) opinions and rhetoric here.

Im sure if Chris knew (and could understand) that his "wrangler" owned and ran this place, he would see the obvious problems with this relationship and terminate it immediately... but this is Chris Chan we're talking about.

I think there's a massive difference between Chris and Chloe Sagal.

Chloe was a raving self-destructive loony with a shitty support base.

Chris is essentially harmless and attracts people who want to take advantage of him, his naivety is his undoing.

 

[Muscle Bra]

Im sure if Chris knew (and could understand) that his "wrangler" owned and ran this place, he would see the obvious problems with this relationship and terminate it immediately... but this is Chris Chan we're talking about.

Chris knows perfectly well who Josh/Null is and his connection to the Farms.

 

[KaptainKame]

I think there's a massive difference between Chris and Chloe Sagal.

Chloe was a raving self-destructive loony with a shitty support base.

Chris is essentially harmless and attracts people who want to take advantage of him, his naivety is his undoing.

You didnt rebute anything I said and in a roundabout way, actually agreeing with me.

Chris knows perfectly well who Josh/Null is and his connection to the Farms.

No he doesn't. He might know who Null is and what KiwiFarms is, but he doesnt truly understand.

I am going to assume you're a logical sane human being. If some guy ran a forum about you that had thousands of post about every single negative thing you've done in your entire life and contacts you to give you peptalks and has access to get you into nerd conventions... as a sane logical human being you would keep a relationship with this person?

No. I didnt think so.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Null, I'm only on Chris paragraph one and its clear to me you really are wasting your time. I appreciate your efforts, but its really a waste of time.

Josh - Don't kiss or grope people, this may be a nationwide con ban.

Chris - Yada yada. CPU Goddess. Rosechu is still at TMG.

Josh - Seriously, just the rumor alone that you have groped someone is a serious offense.

Chris - I assure you, I didn't grope anyone (aka your message has been read fully and your thoughts have been inputed for better consideration)

 

[Some Manajerk]

You didnt rebute anything I said and in a roundabout way, actually agreeing with me.


No he doesn't. He might know who Null is and what KiwiFarms is, but he doesnt truly understand.

I am going to assume you're a logical sane human being. If some guy ran a forum about you that had thousands of post about every single negative thing you've done in your entire life and contacts you to give you peptalks and has access to get you into nerd conventions... as a sane logical human being you would keep a relationship with this person?

No. I didnt think so.

The same forum where we dox anyone who bullies and picks on him, or does anything beyond just watching and laughing at him?
I suspect Chris might view us more as Paparazzi right now, since he thinks hes a celebrity. Sure, we document his every move, but thats just normal in the life a a setsy celebrity lady!

Stick around longer, get a feel for the farms a bit. We don't treat each cow the exact same way, trust me.

 

[BScCollateral]

You didnt rebute anything I said ...

You can't read minds.
Your declaring something doesn't make it true.

There. Rebutted.

 

[The Un-Clit]

I don't follow at all. You're talking about an actual incident at a convention, and he goes on about a decade-old computer system? Man, I need to get back to my CWC-studies. This timeline sounds wack.

Read up on 'idea guy' at the CWCki to quickly catch up on this Hyperdimension Neptunia bullshit that he got Chris beliving.

 

[Raiken]

Wow Null, if this is only a portion of insanity you have to deal with to talk to him then it's time to cut him off.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Once again someone tags me in a Chris thread and I have no idea what's going on. Is Chris guilty of groping someone and gonna get metoo'd? Is he common-law married to Barb yet? I'm so confused.

 

[Jarilo182]

Once again someone tags me in a Chris thread and I have no idea what's going on. Is Chris guilty of groping someone and gonna get metoo'd? Is he common-law married to Barb yet? I'm so confused.

https://kiwifarms.is/threads/6-22-chris-at-too-many-games-convention.44691/

Full story, but you've got the right idea. Chris gonna Chris.

 

[WorldsSmartestManRonOTool]

Zero chance Chris will be able to manage the hoard alone. [2] The effect on his mental health of being literally surrounded by ungodly amounts of his dead parents shit. Shit which he'll have no clue what to do with.

He could have an estate sale and have that shit gone in a weekend, while making a ton of money from people who buy Cole Smithey's 30 year old homework off ebay.

 

[Night Stars Brother]

Short version, he believes that video game consoles and various other types of technology have anime girl spirits living inside them. In fact, he believes this so much thanks to being exposed to a fandom all about that theory, that he has decided to forsake God and the Bear and worship the anime girl CPU's (as he refers to them) as his Gods instead.

With that I think I can safely say that was the most insane pair sentences I have ever written in my entire life, but the even scarier thing about it is that every single word was unfortunately true.

Thanks for the explanation, I know nothing about Neptunia. This also explains why he is trying to fix his Commodore 64.

I wonder when he is going to figure out Commodore and Atari are defunct companies. Or learn that new technology like HDMI and Blu-Ray don’t go together with a Floppy Drive

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Which goddess did he kill when he ran over his PS3?

 

[Nacho Man Randy Salsa]

After reading this tripe Chris doesn't need hand holding or someone to weed out the weens, he needs solitary confinement.

I think staring at a concrete wall for 37 years would do him good.

 

[awoo]

Thanks for the explanation, I know nothing about Neptunia. This also explains why he is trying to fix his Commodore 64.

I wonder when he is going to figure out Commodore and Atari are defunct companies. Or learn that new technology like HDMI and Blu-Ray don’t go together with a Floppy Drive

Old consoles retrofitted with new tech do exist by the work of enthusiasts. http://coffeemud.net:8080/ctcug/index.php/C64Net_Wireless_Internet_(WiFi)_Modem
But demanding a dead company make it at a certain price point is obviously absurd.