"The talk"

[Mariposa Electrique]

I meant this part.

Well, I am happy, it gives Null a chance to dispell rumors about being the bad guy in the Chris situation.

After reading those schizophrenic paragraphs we all really have to thank God (Magi-chan) that Chris doesn’t have any interest in or knowledge of mass murdering serial killers and keeps his delusions strictly in the rainbow pony hedgehog realm.

Oh Chris is completely fucked once Barb dies. No amount of well-wishing or sympathetic emails will change that. I just hope there’s a video camera pointed at Chris at least so we all get to see the hilarious and technically tragic results.

Several things can happen:
1. Chris goes insane and starts wearing Barb's clothes
2. Chris goes insane
3. Someone puts on Barb's clothes, moves into 14 BC, and Chris does not notice the difference or he believes he has shifted dimensions because of that Neptunia BS. Either way, Barb 2.0 will have thicker facial hair than she already has because no woman would take her place after she dies.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I'm no expert my dude, that one was just hard to forget. I think that's the only serial killer with the distinction of part-hedgehog, or wtf ever, though. @Marvin, I know you spend 89% of your time getting tapped like the keg *and* the passaround girl at a frat party, for CWC trivia, but can you confirm or correct me on this?

Chris is 99.99999% likely to have zero idea who Ted Bundy is

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

Chris is 99.99999% likely to have zero idea who Ted Bundy is

I just know he told the interview dude a few weeks back that Bundy was a Sonichuthingwhatever.. and I remember the chat and the boards imploding. I would have no idea as to whether or not Chris knows who that is, so I will defer to you.

 

[Mr. 0]

Oh God, I completely forgot about that. Are... Are there any other confirmed killer Sonichus? Forgive me, I'm a little behind on some recent events involving Chris.

The entire main cast, including Chris himself are all mass murderers.

-They destroyed the 4-cent garbage building in a terrorist attack using loud noises (later used to kill Bob) which resulted in the deaths of hundreds of people (with 125 others being unaccounted for).
-They killed @Alec Benson Leary with a ten button electric chair.
-Sean August Watley was gunned down by Bill Nye the science guy
-Evan Christopher George was drilled to death by a sonichu that chris's chaotic combo molested into compliance
-Mao Ching Chong had all his limbs bent (including his duck) to the same angle as Chris's duck, by Chris himself.

And Chris kills anyone in proximity with the stink that comes out whenever he shits himself.

 

[The Telomerase Truth]

I'm no expert my dude, that one was just hard to forget. I think that's the only serial killer with the distinction of part-hedgehog, or wtf ever, though. @Marvin, I know you spend 89% of your time getting tapped like the keg *and* the passaround girl at a frat party, for CWC trivia, but can you confirm or correct me on this?

I suppose it is hard to forget, but I haven't been spending a lot of time reading any of the threads about Chris recently. Wasn't the first time he mentioned it during his interview with Count Dankula? I vaguely remember someone mentioning something like that happening. I've never gotten around to watching it, though.

The entire main cast, including Chris himself are all mass murderers.

-They destroyed the 4-cent garbage building in a terrorist attack using loud noises (later used to kill Bob) which resulted in the deaths of hundreds of people (with 125 others being unaccounted for).
-They killed @Alec Benson Leary with a ten button electric chair.
-Sean August Watley was gunned down by Bill Nye the science guy
-Evan Christopher George was drilled to death by a sonichu that chris's chaotic combo molested into compliance
-Mao Ching Chong had all his limbs bent (including his duck) to the same angle as Chris's duck, by Chris himself.

And Chris kills anyone in proximity with the stink that comes out whenever he shits himself.

This is true, but I was specifically talking about real killers. Not anything in the comics. Though you do have a point about Chris...

 

[idosometimes]

I really think it's a bad idea to invite him to Bronycon. At heart, Chris is and will always be a child. Would you reward your toddler with an all-access pass to Bronycon after he did something wrong?... You would be subconsciously telling him that groping and kissing random strangers has no consequences and he can do it as he wishes, because Daddy Null will always clean his mess.

He is a moron who has no idea how to engage in his celebrity in the modern world. Chris is as much a victim here as anyone else. People are acting like he is a refugee grabbing every sweet teen bottom he sees. Chris was trying to be playful and spontaneous for all the fans who went to that convention just to see him. If people want a more toned down Christine, they need to stop treating him like he is actually someone people like or respect. Normally the intellectually disabled person gets into one basketball game or gets voted prom queen one time. You don't do it every day so they try out for the NBA or want to enter a real beauty contest where people won't award pity points.

Chris should be attending these events as a fan, not as a the biggest celebrity guest they can draw. He should have used the "I am going to the HRC" threat here instead of with Best Buy. He is a proud bisexual trangender woman who is not going to hide his identity because the Pmurt supporters who run the convention do not want him or his people to exist.

Regular people who do not want to be groped or kissed need to stay away from him. Yes, I am "victim blaming", you dumb faggots. Anyone too stupid to realize that a 36 year old with the mind of a little boy who thinks he is a little girl might not be aware of social boundaries deserves a nice groping.

Several things can happen:
1. Chris goes insane and starts wearing Barb's clothes

This is the best and sexiest outcome, so it is the one I am hoping for.

 

[Willy the genital]

This is true, but I was specifically talking about real killers. Not anything in the comics. Though you do have a point about Chris...

Technically Charles Manson-sonichu didn't kill anybody.

 

[Marvin]

He wouldn't have multiple websites dedicated to him otherwise.

There is some fabulous marketing underpinning Chris' fame.

Rocky is completely useless but, in all fairness, it's not her fault.

It's her fault.

Seriously sounds like he needs anti-psychotic meds. That "Commodore CPU" (or whatever the fuck it was) tract wasn't the result of normal brain chemistry.

Actually, this is an interesting proposition, but I disagree with you.

When you talk to Chris, he's lucid. Nothing seems like he's psychotic. His speech is coherent. He socializes normally (awkwardly, autistically, but not psychotically). Everything's in line. Like him at the tea house with @Copitz. He was being weird, but he was definitely "there", if you get what I mean.

He just has really stupid beliefs. I don't think there's anything physical that a shrink can do for him.

Maybe cut off his HRT, but I doubt that's causing it. What other medication is he on? Maybe that's doing it?

I'm no expert my dude, that one was just hard to forget. I think that's the only serial killer with the distinction of part-hedgehog, or wtf ever, though. @Marvin, I know you spend 89% of your time getting tapped like the keg *and* the passaround girl at a frat party, for CWC trivia, but can you confirm or correct me on this?

Chris is 99.99999% likely to have zero idea who Ted Bundy is

At the very least, Chris initially didn't know who Ted Bundy was. Idea Guy slipped it in along with all the other stupid bullshit he got into Chris' insane headcanon.

Chris might've since looked him up, but decided it was "reality" so he can't change it.

The most fucked up thing is that Chris doesn't think he can retcon Idea Guy's shit.

 

[Armchair Psychologist]

Man, it is impossible to watch one of those videos without self-diagnosing as something or other.

If you think that then you are incredibly suggestable.

 

[WorldsSmartestManRonOTool]

Oh God, I completely forgot about that. Are... Are there any other confirmed killer Sonichus? Forgive me, I'm a little behind on some recent events involving Chris.

I'd really like to see ZodiacChu and watch Chris write ciphers.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

I suppose it is hard to forget, but I haven't been spending a lot of time reading any of the threads about Chris recently. Wasn't the first time he mentioned it during his interview with Count Dankula? I vaguely remember someone mentioning something like that happening. I've never gotten around to watching it, though.



This is true, but I was specifically talking about real killers. Not anything in the comics. Though you do have a point about Chris...

Your vague familiarity with all of this can only be a healthy thing, do not despair.

 

[Nikachu]

Technically Charles Manson-sonichu didn't kill anybody.

Charlie did participate in the killing of Shorty Shea on Spahn Ranch. He also shot the big black dude, Crowe, whom he thought was black panther, thinking he killed him. He only found out he had survived at his trial in December of 1969. He technically didn't kill him, but thought he had. So he wasn't above killing, also ordering Tex and Sadie to take out Gary Hinman after slicing his ear. But in the end he only killed Shorty Shea, who was found buried on Spahn's property.

All the kissing and hugging crap was on Chris this time, but something tells me, with these warnings in mind, there might be some asshats who will try to get him in hot water for shits and giggles. Like, give Chris permission to hug or kiss them and then try to start some unwanted bullshit about Chris assaulting them, "Whhhaaaa? I NEVER gave you such permission!" Maybe someone really should stay with Chris during these kind of events, not just to keep him in line but to help him out in situations like this.

Aside from acting the way he does, Chris has too many bullies on his ass to be able to go to cons and other outings freely. I'm not saying he needs a "wrangler", but how about a genuine friend that can just go with him and hang out and make sure Chris stays out of trouble and be his back-up in case any shit goes down?

Also, with Chris being trans-homogay now, you'd think he'd understand the whole "metoo", personal space, rape culture crap people are spewing these days.

 

[Panboys Probation Officer]

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I <3 you @Null but its a losing battle.

 

[Gunslinger]

Maybe cut off his HRT, but I doubt that's causing it. What other medication is he on? Maybe that's doing it?

Valium can definetly cause a feeling of disconnect from reality. It can cause withdrawal from friends and family and a general feeling of apathy towards the outside world. I'm not sure how much Chris takes but I wouldn't rule it out as something that could be affecting his behavior.

At the very least, Chris initially didn't know who Ted Bundy was. Idea Guy slipped it in along with all the other stupid bullshit he got into Chris' insane headcanon.

Chris might've since looked him up, but decided it was "reality" so he can't change it.

The most fucked up thing is that Chris doesn't think he can retcon Idea Guy's shit.

If I remember correctly, Ted Bundy is one of three humans that can transform into a sonichu, the other two being Chris and Bob. Chris also revealed in the interview with Count Dankula that Ted Bundy was framed and didn't kill 30 + women after terrorizing and raping them. I remember it clearly because I thought it was seriously fucked up that Idea Guy implanted this shit in Chris' mind.

 

[Nikachu]

If I remember correctly, Ted Bundy is one of three humans that can transform into a sonichu, the other two being Chris and Bob. Chris also revealed in the interview with Count Dankula that Ted Bundy was framed and didn't kill 30 + women after terrorizing and raping them. I remember it clearly because I thought it was seriously fucked up that Idea Guy implanted this shit in Chris' mind.

I wanted to turn the interview off it was so boring but my autism wouldn't let me lol. I was almost falling asleep when I heard the Ted Bundy shit and instantly perked right up. Best shit ever idc if it was Idea Guy or not. That is legitimately funny to me.

 

[Okkervils]

I don't think there's anything physical that a shrink can do for him.

Maybe cut off his HRT, but I doubt that's causing it. What other medication is he on? Maybe that's doing it?

I think he's on a benzodiazapine but that's not it. I'd be surprised if it was the HRT too, is he definitely on it? Do you have any idea how long? Usually if medications are going to cause psychosis it happens pretty soon after starting them, it's not a progressive deal in most cases.

I have a friend who was just a bit more functional than Chris in his 'tism and he went through a similar period of really fucking weird beliefs. The similarities actually kinda creep me out. It lasted a year or two and then he got obsessed with something productive and just dropped the beliefs in like... a day. He's doing well now.

I'm not saying Chris will snap out of it but it's not uncommon for some with autism to become obsessed with fantasy shit to this level.

Regardless, it would be interesting to see Chris prescribed some sort of anti-psychotic to see if this is obsession, delusion, or a bit of both. I'd be shocked if it happened but it's an intriguing thought.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

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I <3 you @Null but its a losing battle.

I don't think Chris has a UTI

 

[Ahffline]

I'd really like to see ZodiacChu and watch Chris write ciphers.

I'm waiting for Kaczynski-chu the Legobomber.

 

[Panboys Probation Officer]

I don't think Chris has a UTI

I was going for urinary incontinence but meh, you found me out ~!

 

[Willy the genital]

I don't think Chris has a UTI

well when you have male and female genitalia your urinary tract has to work double-time.