The Trial of Derek Chauvin - Judgement(?) Day(?) has arrived!

[KiwiFuzz]

Perry Mason moment!

"So Mr. Paramedic, you were able to feel for a pulse in Mr. Floyd's carotid artery while Mr. Chauvin's knee was still in place?"

 

[furūtsu]

At this point I'm almost convinced that this clown parade is being done specifically to mock us and Derek's guilty verdict is already guaranteed anyway. If that happens it'll be peak 2020+1.

 

[General Disarray]

I'm pretty sure William Shatners character from Boston Legal could do better than this lady.

Denny Crane. Remember the name!!!

 

[PowersOfPowers]

What's the the muting and headphones? What goes on when that happens?

Discussion between the judge and the lawyers for both sides talking about the objection made by the Defence's lawyer. Before covid, this would have been done by the lawyers walking up to the judge and talking in a low voice with a noise maker running. The headphones are probably for muh social distancing.

 

[ShortBusDriver]

Is there any point in someone without a soul swearing on the Bible? It's not like they have a soul to lose.

Also this simpering little wife-beating marmot of a man from the weeb wars thread accidentally came up with a good idea:
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I think the defense should do exactly that. Have one cop trained in this technique do this to another in exactly the same manner it was done to Floyd. Then after nine minutes or so, he can get up completely unharmed and take a bow.

If the knee does fit, you must acquit.

I'd point out that in the Kate Steinle case the prosecutor declined to let people pull the trigger of a Sig Sauer P239

You know the case where a 5x deported illegal immigrant claimed a gun with a 10 pound trigger pull 'accidentally' went off three times because it was wrapped in a t-shirt.

The DA at the time George Gascon is now over at Los Angeles where he waves away violent felonies.

 

[Doctor Ivo Robotnik Sr.]

My mother must be watching the same livefeed as me since she just called me up asking me to explain "sneed" to her...

Which one you watching

 

[LemmeSee]

Oh good, this guy's got his uniform on. I was worried I wouldn't be able to trust him.

 

[Top Skink]

>you may step down

 

[Big Meaty Claws]

OH SHIT, we got the whole EMT squad, and this one is wearing his full uniform, that isn't a good sign at all....

 

[Obscure Creature]

Oh another fire fighter great! Wonder if tubby is screwin this guy.

 

[LUNEKO]

>you may step down
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the look of sheer glee of being done with this circus brings me joy

 

[X Pac Heat]

Which one you watching

The Sun stream. I think they took the live chat down though I stopped noticing it when I came back from lunch.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

This woman is really bad. Bet she'll be DA within 2 years.

 

[Fishious Rend]

this trial is like playing an ace attoney game pressing the witness and failing the evidence so you look like an idiot.

 

[HARSH NOISE]

The Austin Zone stream has an open chat and they play other news stories during breaks. I don't know anything about the guy, but the streams have been solid for me the last two days.

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[DocMorbis]

Just tuned in for today, let me guess the prosecution forgot why they were there with the last witness?

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

Honest to god feel like Prosecution legit forgot what they are even trying to prove for the last Four fucking days with these terrible fucking witnesses

Its possible they got confused and are working under the plan to convict George Floyd of being a reprobate crackhead nigger felon in abstentia. They might have confused Derek Chauvin as another defense attorney.

I'm pretty sure William Shatners character from Boston Legal could do better than this lady.

Shout out to my nigga Denny Crane.

 

[Had]

Derek: Shock therapy is not the first answer to a heart attack
Prosecution: Why not?
Derek:

She really should have looked into this before the trial
it sounds like she's asking him because she doesn't know rather than trying to get him to admit to any wrong doing or explaining to the jury

"where you working on the patient the whole time, yes"
wow really making the guy out to be a murderer

 

[LemmeSee]

The Sun stream. I think they took the live chat down though I stopped noticing it when I came back from lunch.

WATCH Live: MN v. Derek Chauvin Trial Day 4 - Derek Smith - Paramedic, Jeremy Norton - Fire Captain

Fired Minneapolis police officer Derek Chauvin, 44, stands trial in the alleged murder of George Floyd, 46. As seen on the footage, the defendant kneeled on ...

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This one's got a live chat if you're looking for one.

 

[noco]

OH SHIT, we got the whole EMT squad, and this one is wearing his full uniform, that isn't a good sign at all....

Well he's gotta be on duty and ready for when the mobs start razing the city.