One thing that I might like to peruse from time to time is...Amazon. I live out in the sticks, and sometimes the local stores don't have what I want...need...or crave.
But, I prefer not to go to
regular Amazon, my poorfags/cheapskates. There are four parts of that massive retailer that help me save a few shekels from time to time with a couple of my addictions - gardening and jewelry (my delicate ears like sterling silver earrings instead of cheap Chinese steel backings, so sue me, IDC.)
The first is Amazon Warehouse. You can access it from the main site in the US. Hit the "all" button until the drop down menu appears. It's the fifth one down, just before Appliances. This is where you can snag some deals on returned merch. (Right about now is a good time to look over the Halloween/Christmas decor crap, and yes, jewelry. If it's a category that people often give as presents, this is the time of year to check it out on Warehouse.)
It's basically their "open box" department. I've saved a few bucks on everything from gardening grow bags to a salad spinner that looked brand new/untouched. I might be cheap, but I'm kind of a snot, so I don't get anything less than "very good" (which generally means the stupid box got smashed up, but the stuff inside is fine.).
I don't care if someone else looked at it, decided they didn't like it and sent it back -
I just don't wanna pay retail, ok?? Like most open box deals, the discounts aren't huge. But a little here, a little there...it adds up.
The two times I wasn't happy, I could still return the merch like regular Amazon, so...still worth it to me.
Portal to the Warehouse...with explanations
My other fave is Amazon Outlet. You can't access it from the regular site. Type in "Amazon Outlet" on the ol' Googler, hit the first link and you are there.
This is their overstock section. Selection's limited, yes. There are a few refurbished things here, but the vast majority is brand new. Almost all of it is marked down some, but 50% or more isn't uncommon. You want giftable things? This works well for that. (The junior Habibis have never complained, anyways.)
Yes, there's a "clearance" section, and a "last chance" one, too. Most of this stuff is
probably scattered all over Amazon's regular site, but it's nice to have it all in one place.
Portal to Amazon Outlet...
If you don't mind refurbished, yep, got you covered, cuz. Try yer luck with the appliances/electronics/Kindles here if you are so inclined. It's not for you if you HAVE to have the latest thing, but if you don't...it might be worth it. Amazon guarantees the stuff to work for 90 days (at least), but on occasion they will guarantee it for a year.
Portal to Amazon Renewed...
And for the last one, it's kinda like Amazon Outlet, but they're trying to be funny, and use cartoon monkeys. (I'll leave it up to you to determine how successful they are.)
Woot is their overstock site with the occasional temporarily deep discounted deals. For example, I got two pairs of basic sterling silver 15 mm diameter hoop earrings for $10. A
single pair that looks identical is going for $13 on the regular site. So...yeah, that's not a bad deal at all. I can have a "spare pair" if I lose one of the first set, or I can afford to be generous and give the the little Habibi-ette her own pair.
The selection is the most limited of the sites, and there are purchase limits (like three or ten of any given item.). They have some deals only available on their app (no, it's not the Amazon regular one, although you still have Prime benefits if you have that on the regular site), and will have some dumb pop ups nagging you to get whatever crap you put in your cart ASAP. There's a few open box deals, "garage sale" deals, and other stuff. It's the odds and ends of Amazon. If you like thrift shops, this might be for you.
Portal to Woot.....
Okay, well...you still wanna use the regular site, OR you are outside the US, and can't access any of the above? (UK, Australia, Italy, Spain, France, Germany)? Still can help you out a bit.
CamelCamelCamel will alert you to price drops on Amazon. If there's something you covet, but you don't wanna pay whatever Jeffy Bezos thinks it's worth right now, you can make up your own price alerts. You can put in your (or someone else's) wishlists, see what the biggest drops of the day are, and customize it to your heart's content. It's NOT an Amazon company, but...so what, we're talking saving some cash here, right?
This one will theoretically give you the most options. After all, it's monitoring the entire site for price drops. Sometimes the price drop is 5%, sometimes a lot more. These deals are probably
not on the other sites listed, since those are kinda Amazon's Islands of Misfit Toys. Here is where your patience may...or may not...be rewarded.
CamelCamelCamel portal...happy hunting!!
One last thing. If you don't need something from Amazon ASAP, consider picking delayed shipping on all of the Amazon sites above except Woot. You can often get a credit towards Prime Video/Kindle books. It's paid for a few "family movie nights" at Casa Habibi.
Remember...every time you save a dollar at Amazon, Jeffy's home wrecker girlfriend sprouts a chest hair.
Yeah, I know, double post here, but...Imma teach you some Japanese after seeing Pissa bitch about her utility bill for La Casa.
The word is...yutanpo.
I learned about them when living in Japan, where it can get mighty, mighty cold...and the houses have shitty insulation (if any). It is basically a hot water bottle made out of hard plastic or metal, wrapped up in a soft cover, that you put in your bed for 10-15 minutes before you go to sleep. You can shift it down to your toes or put it in between you and your snuggle bunny when it's time for bed. Fill 'er up (carefully) with boiling water, screw on the cap, put it in the soft cover, and it will keep you warm all night long...and it will still be warm in the morning, I shit you not.
These suckers are so good at keeping you warm that Japanese soldiers in WW2 used the metal ones in their sleeping bags to keep from freezing to death in places like Korea and Manchuria.....and then used the water inside to make their morning tea. Those clever Nipponese have been using them for centuries to have a good night's sleep in the middle of evil, arctic blasts.
Now, you
could use a regular ol' hot water bottle wrapped in a towel, but most of them at the drugstore would melt if you put boiling water in them. These ones won't, and they stay warmer longer.
Plastic vs metal? Well...the plastic ones usually have a built-in handle to help you maneuver it into the soft cover. The metal ones can be reheated on the stove using the same water (keep the cap off while you are boiling it, duh.), so if you wanna camp or are an enviro-freak, that's the best one for you. Just be careful so you don't get burned. My klutzy ass uses the plastic ones, and it is safer for little kids, too (the little Habibis never got burned if they touched them because they were curious.).
I swear I'm NOT shilling for Amazon, but it's the place where I've seen them for sale at the cheapest price. Plastic ones with a cover can be had for around $30, and it will last you for years. Don't worry about the instructions being in Japanese, with goofy kawaii instructions. Really, all you gotta do is open the cap, fill it with hot water, put the cap back on, put it in the cover, and use the damn thing. It's simple as can be. Even Pissa and Joh could do it, but...
No worries about a space heater catching on fire or driving up your heating bill to the stratosphere. Turn down the thermostat to your heart's content if you want to. You don't have to figure out how to clean an old electric blanket. Get one of these bad boys instead.